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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there, discussing the night before.]
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross, Chandler, and Joey are there eating pizza.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there; Chandler is showing everyone his new computer.]
PHOE: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?
MNCA: [reading the paper] There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me.
MNCA: We are talking about Rachel here. You and Rachel.
ROSS: How are you?
RACH: Good. How are you?
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
RTST: Well, anyhoo, um, we are looking for a couple of chefs who can create some Thanksgiving-themed recipes. You think you might be interested?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Phoebe are there. Monica is suggesting Mockolate recipes to Phoebe.]
CHAN: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight.
JOEY: Oh, her ankles are a little chubby.
MNCA: Ok, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.
CHAN: I'm telling you this thing won't print. Yes, I pressed that button like 100 times. You know, for a hot line you are not so hot. What? What is that in the background? Are you watching Star Trek?
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are there.]
ROSS: [reading his list] Ok, ok, number one: The way you cry at game shows. Number two: how much you love your friends. Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.
JOEY: [opens the drapes] Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?
CHAN: What are you doing out there?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are there.]
RACH: [to Monica] Is that him again? Tell him I'd come to the phone, but my ankles are weighin' me down.
RTST: It's like I'm lookin' in a mirror. Anyway, they're called "fishtachios". They taste exactly like pistachios, but they're made primarily of reconstituted fish bits. Here, try one. You're not allergic to anything, are you?
(Rachel, Ross and Phoebe have their hands full and are stuffing all kinds of things down Joeys pants.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]
Joey: No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?
Joey: Are you strippers?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are talking over party plans.]
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Rachel: Oh my God! We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever!
Ross: Hey-hey, what are those?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London.]
The Stripper: Ohhh, look at the little birdies! Are those yours?
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch.]
Monica: Wow, you seem to be doing so much better. Thats great. So how-how are things going?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is stressing out about something.]
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the guys are now trying to figure out what next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them.]
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, are you hadsome.
Joey: Are you bachelors?
Phoebe: They are gonna love me.
Rachel: And yknow what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.
Phoebe: Got cha again, you guys are so easy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
Rachel: Who are you saying "check" too?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in.]
Ross: Hey! Are you ready yet?
Big Nosed Rachel: Well, you know that my parents are out of town and Chip was going to come over
Monica: All right, yknow what? We really are late! Lets go! Lets go! Lets go!!
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Chandler: All right, look, youre not really gonna buy that are you? Dont you think youve embarrassed me enough for one day?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! You like em? I just, I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are sooo comfortable!
Chandler: Okay. Listen-listen, were not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?
Emily: So what are you saying? Its now or never?
Emily: I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, Im sure theyll come back when we can do it right.
Emily: Ross, are you there? Ross, I dont know if you can hear this but (Ross has moved to the window, apparently so that he can hear better.) Im gonna talk anyway, uh, Im in the States with you sister and your friends and its all over with Colin. I came here to tell you that, and to tell youYes, Joey you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it! Uh, I came here to tell you that I love you.
Monica: (laughs) Yes, I did! And you are welcome!
Chandler: Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brothers not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?
Phoebe: No no no, Ill be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?
[Scene: Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area. Monica arrives with her parents.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance. A waiter comes out.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter. Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door.]
[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]
Phoebe: (Trying to get up.) Wait!! Where are you going?! What are you doing?! No!! Wait!! (Not able to get up.) God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!
Felicity: (Putting her arm around Joey.) Are you going home? I was hoping to get to know you better.
Chandler: So how are you doing?
Gym Employee: (to Ross) So, are you a member of any gym.
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
(They kiss but are interrupted by a knock on the door.)
Chandler: Yeah you are!!
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?
Passenger: (Frustrated he takes his headphones off.) Oh, oh oh!! Im sorry, can I interrupt? You know I just want to say..That you are a horrible, horrible person.
Fat Monica: I think his begging days are over now that he's going out with Nancy Branson.
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Ross: My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I cant believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?
Mr. Geller: Oh yeah, well who serves steak when theres no place to sit, I mean how are you supposed to eat this?
Monica: Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldnt eat meat until she has the babies!
Monica: But my clothes areohh! (They both leave.)
(They both start to frantically rip each others clothes off, but are interrupted when Joey tries to open the door.)
(They both run to rip the covers off the bed, but are interrupted by Ross.)
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monicas lap and his feet on Chandlers lap. Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed.]
Mrs. Waltham: Oh yes, there you are.
[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]
Phoebe: Ohh thats so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, its a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, its okay. Its okay, youre allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.
Monica: Well, we certainly are alone.
ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
Ross: Hi! What are you, what are you doing here?
Rachel: So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?
Joey: Man, you are Westminster Crabby. (He starts chasing Chandler towards the Abbey.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast.]
[The next flashback is from The One Where Eddie Moves In. It's the sequence where Joey and Chandler are both saddened that they're not living together anymore. All By Myself is playing in the background.]
(They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.)
Rachel: That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's Bathroom, Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London.]
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Phoebe: (Grabs the pictures) Oh! Here we all are! Yeah, there's Ross and Joey and you and me. (She picks up a magic marker and draws herself in. Monica can't watch.)
[Scene: Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner. Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa. Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters.]
[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe.]
Phoebe: That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? "Well, it's right by my house, all right!"
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.]
Ross: Why are you laughing?
Ross: Pheebs, Pheebs, the babies are coming now.
Rachel: High-five, the babies are coming! (They all high-five.)
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back.]
Phoebe: Oh no, none of them are the father. The father is my brother.
Joey: Are they? I didn't know I cared that much.
[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Ross are entering.]
[Scene: The waiting room, Monica and Joey are sitting there.]
Chandler: Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken.
Nurse: You are an idiot. (She hands over a blank form).
[Scene: The delivery room, Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe.]
Ross: Hey, where are Monica and Rachel anyway?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle.]
Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Chandler: (spotting her) Oh-hey-hey-hey! There you are!
Phoebe: They are. Why?
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a scene where Monicas sick.]
Rachel: Yes! Yes! Yes, I do! I do know! Frank and Alice are gonna want to keep all of their children!