words in movies
Phoebe: Okay. (They shake hands and she pulls away suddenly) Oh my God! What did I ever do to you?! (Rubbing her hand.)
Joey: Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)
Joey: But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! (Runs away.)
(Joey makes a frustrated face and noise and walks away. He knocks on the next door and it's answered by an old man.)
Joey: Yeah. Sorry about that. (He walks away and knocks on the next door which is answered by a little girl.) Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?
Joey: Later! (He runs away down the hall and hides behind a corner to a whole other corridor.) Oh man! (Walks down the hallway in desperation.) Hot girl! Hot girl!!
Monica: Okay. (They walk away to get some privacy.) We have got to beat them! {Here we go yet again.}
Jen: I'll see you later. (Starts to walk away.)
Chandler: Ahhhh! (Steps away from her.)
Chandler: (to Monica) (in a funny voice) Hi there. (Monica turns her head away in disgust)
Ross: Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.
Ross: Ohh! Thank you! I like mail. (He goes to kiss her again, but she turns away.)
Rachel: I know. (Hugs him more violently this time and pushes him back away from the letter.)
Joey: Look no, I-I know its bad, and I know its wrong. Okay? But-but its not like anythings ever gonna happen. Yknow? These-these are just feelings, theyre gonna go away.
Chandler: Okay, then you gotta back away, all right? You dont need that kindve hurt. Take it from a guy whos never had a long term relationship......
Joey: Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! Hey, a nickel!!
Ross: (seeing Phoebe still with cat) You didnt tell her?! (They all kinda shy away.) Okay, fine! Pheebs?
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, Im, Im paddling away!
(Robert walks away and the guys all start laughing in front of Phoebe.)
Peter: Were not throwing it away! I built that canoe! (starts to leave as Tony chases after him)
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Phoebe: (is struggling with the cat) Stop it! Stop it! She keeps squirming, trying to get away! Just like when she was alive.
Joey: (manages to pry off only a small piece) Aw! Look at that, every inch of this stuff is glued down. Itd take forever to pry this up. You should ah, you should just leave it. (starts to walk away, but Monica grabs him)
Chandler: Okay. (He walks away disgusted with himself.)
Rachel: Oh. (She tries to walk away from Josh, by he keeps holding her) Stop it!
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
(Gunther walks away, leaving Rachel with a `What just happened?' look on her face.)
Rachel: Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?
(Tim leans in to kiss her. They stop, and when he tries to kiss her again, Monica pulls away.)
Monica: Look, I-Im never gonna let you up so you may as well just go away.
Mrs. Lynch: Joanna passed away last night.
Ross: (he gets up and starts to run away from her) No! (in his escape attempt he crushes Chandlers sand castle) No!
Ross: Okay, I (Walks away.)
Joey: Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I dont have time! Theyre just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.
(Chandler and Joey smile, but when Ross turns away look at each other with looks of horror.)
Joey: Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy (Points), and that guy (Points). And that oneDude! Theyre all huge!
Chandler: Theres a Phoebe on my sandwich! (He walks away, giving the sandwich to Phoebe.)
Chandler: We dont know what could make this go away.
(She thinks it over, and then walks away.)
Joshua: Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I got away with two things. This suit and what turned out to be a skirt.
(She goes down the hall. Joshua goes to put the food away when his parents walk in.)
Janice: Oh, too soon, too schmoon. Face it honey, I am not letting you get away this time.
Chandler: Yes, but I feel like Ive really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. You know. In fact I think were two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple.
Rachel: But, theyre across the hall! I mean thats two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally.]
Chandler: Oh yeah? (He grabs the pad and starts reading it.) Joshua, give me a call sometime, guys like you (Pause) never go out of stylewhat did you throw away?
Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.
Monica: I mean, youre the one theyre gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Walks to the window) Go away! (Gesturing.) Stop looking in here!
(Phoebe looks at him, and then giggles and looks away.)
Joey: (starting to cry) I gotta go check something over here. (He walks away so that they cant see him cry.)
Chandler: To Put the Camera Away!!!
[Outside the window, Monica and Chandler jog up. Monica playfully pushes him. They start puching and slapping harder and harder until Monica pushes him down. Chandler stands up, with a serious expression, and chases her away.]
(he uses his remote to turn on the music, "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell, and starts dancing for Phoebe. He shakes his butt, moves his shoulders back, grabs his crotch and hops towards Phoebe. Phoebe is half horrified and half scared. He takes his hat off and throws it away, does some "Can Can" high kicks and swings his butt in front of Phoebe who looks at it in disgust. Then he tears open his shirt and shows her his chest and she flinches.)
Joey: (Pointing at Chandler.) Your different here too. Your mean in England. (Chandler throws his hands up to his head in frustration. They walk away from each other.)
(Rachel looks at it and then throws it away. She then removes a fourth one, revealing a third hole.)
Ross: So uh, Rach? Does it, does it feel weird around here now? Y'know since I've been away at college.
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
(Chandler slowly takes his hand away.)
ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
Ticket Agent: Oh Im afraid that plane has already pulled away from the gate.
Mr. Waltham: Sorry old boy, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. (Them all walk away. As he leaves he mutters to Jack.) I could kill you with my thumb, you know.
Chandler: All right, just, just take the entertainment center, and then when you get home, throw the canoe away!
Stage Director: Well, here's your phone doctor. (She walks away.)
(Joey enters and Chandler pushes her away.)
Phoebe: Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.
Joey: Its no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. Its just a crush! Its going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!
Chandler: (looks at what she's holding and shies away) Oh dear God, they gave us glasses!
[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]
Rachel: Honey, come on! You live far away! You're not related. You lift right out.
Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away.)
Joey: That's way uptown! That's like three trains away! (Phoebe pinches him.) Which is great! I love to ride that rail!
Phoebe: Oh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! Thatthis milk is mine. I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know. (She takes a swig of it, but has to turn away from him as she makes a face to show that it has gone bad.) Okay, let's go!
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Emily: You obviously can't keep away from her.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend. He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away.]
Chandler: It was terrible. I fought with (Pause) my colleagues y'know, the entire time. Are you kidding with this? (Throws away another Rollo)
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)
Joey: Dont stop! Move the bowl further away! Ross could make that shot!
(Rachel slowly walks away.)
Rachel: Wait! No, that's ridiculous. Come on, he lives three blocks away!
Chandler: (examining the hat) And the bunny got away. (Turns and starts looking for the bunny as Joey puts the hat on.)
Joey: Oh yeah? Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal. (Joey shies away.)
Phoebe: Oh now, don't give away the farm!
(She goes over and tries to give Phoebe a massage. Phoebe yelps in pain and jumps away from her.)
Steve: Oh hey, Ross. Umm, see, I was thinking maybe you two could switch apartments because Phoebe's more our kind of people. Something to think about. (Walks away.)
JOEY: It's gonna be worth it. It's a known fact that women love babies, all righ? Women love guys who love babies. It's that whole sensitive thing. Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there. Maybe one of them will break away. No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left. All right, gimme the baby.
The Smoking Woman: I won't! (Turns away) Until I have my next cigarette.
Rachel: Yeah. (Rachel walks away.)
Joey: (backing away) What?! Why?!
Phoebe: (starts to walk away, but stops) Dont try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there, he's out. His umm, his partner just died.
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
(He starts to put his pants on, but Rachel manages to drag him to the chair. When they get to the chair, Chandler drops his pants and knocks the chair away. Rachel then backs him up and locks him to the top drawer of a filing cabinet.)
(As she walks away, Chandler mouths a scream to Monica. How motions and mouths, "It's okay, it's okay.")
Rachel: Okay. (Starts to walk away.)
Rachel: You get away from me!! You sick, sick, sick, sick-o!!
Kim: No-no-no, we'll move you just stay right there. (They walk away.)
Phoebe: Oh. (She starts laughing. Then she throws the badge at him and runs away.)
Ross: (backing away) I'm good.
Caitlin: I'm gonna try. (Walks away and Ross closes the door.)
(She hugs him and he starts to hug her back but notices the look Phoebe is giving him and pushes her away.)
Monica: See now-now youre taking them away from their home.
Monica: Chandler! (Joey and his grandmother shush them and wave them away, which they do.) Okay, let me get this straight, it's okay for you to flirt, but not for me.
Chandler: Okay, hold on. (Pauses as he readies himself.) Okay. (Walks away.)
Monica: Wow! Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away!