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Ross: That was the water fountain! Okay?! Anyway, people are writing reports for me, uh pushing back deadlines to meet my schedule, I'm telling you, you get tough with people you can get anything you want. (Joey walks by with a cup of coffee.) Hey Tribbiani, give me that coffee! Now!
(Joey casually pushes Ross over the back of the couch and sits down proud of himself.)
(She sits back defeated, and Phoebe groans with disgust.)
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Joey: Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. (Offers it to everyone.)
Ross: (grabs back his cookie) It was a hug!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunthers back, to refill her coffee.]
Chandler: Good save! We're back on track, and I'm... (grimacing) ..chewing someone else's gum. This is not my gum. Oh my God! Oh my God! And now you're choking.
Chandler: Uh, Joey is gonna be right back. Right back! (Tries to pantomime it for her.) Meanwhile, let's-let's-let's talk about you. (Pause.) So, you're old and small.
Rachel: Did-did you take these back?
(Joey goes back into the apartment, runs back into the hallway, throws his shoulder against the door, and knocks it down off its hinges.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! (She crosses her fingers in hope.)
(Another professor walks down from the back of the lecture hall.)
Ross: (grabbing back his coffee) If the place you are referring too is being in love, then she is in the same place as me because I am not in that place!
(They turn back to Rachel and Professor Rathman.)
Phoebe: No-no, itll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys!
Phoebe: Were just celebrating that Joey got his health insurance back.
Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, Ill be sure to give him your shoe.
Phoebe: Umm, she said shed be back December 26th.
Phoebe: Fine! Here! Take a hike toots! (Gives back her quarter.)
The Porsche Owner: Im not coming back.
(Joey pulls his hand out and reverts back to intense pain.)
Joey: (entering wearing nothing but Porsche clothes) So the Porsche guy took his car back.
Ross: I uhm... Well, I sang... (Rachel gasps) well actually I rapped... Baby Got Back... (Rachel's face changes from excited to angry)
Chandler: (watches Joey for a moment) Okay! (Joey quickly moves the hockey stick so that hes scratching his back with it.) Listen, Im gonna be moving out so you will be in charge of paying the rent.
Monica: All right, sorry. (Goes back to Rachels room.)
Chandler: Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000.
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
(She can't stay at the end as the couch rounds the turn so she shifts to the back corner of the couch and is at a 90-degree angle to it.)
Ross: And now you want that money back.
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Chandler is trying to get Joeys money back from Ross.]
Chandler: Well, there are other ways of winning back your money, how about a little uh, a little Blackjack? (Holds up a deck of cards.)
Ross: Put it back exactly where you found it?
Chandler: Yes I'm gonna put it back (Mocking Ross) exactly where I found it.
Chandler: She's not gonna care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place.
(He throws it back to Ross, but it's intercepted by Monica and the guys both scream in horror.)
Ross: Whoa, whoa, but then the back of the couch won't line up with he back of the carpet.
Chandler: Look, we have no time okay? We must focus. We gotta get everything back into its original place.
(Ross proceeds to apply copious amounts of the lotion on his legs. He literally starts spraying the back of his legs with the lotion, and as he applies some to his butt he makes a happy face like he enjoyed that sensation. After using about half the bottle he again tries to pull up his pants, but at the first sign of resistance, his hand slips off of the pants and hits him in the forehead.)
Monica: Come on Chandler, come on, I can handle Ross. (They go to the door. Ross is trying to stick his hand through and undo the chain; Monica pushes his hand back.) (To Ross) Hold on! (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?
Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokesUnless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?
Joey: Yeah. With a bite! (Takes back the sandwich.) Gee-e-e-eez!
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
[Cut back to Monica and Chandler telling Phoebe and Joey the story.]
Rachel: But, theyre across the hall! I mean thats two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
[Phoebe comes back from Rachels old room.]
Rachel: I just- I dont think us getting back together is a good idea.
Rachel: Okay, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Chandler: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! (throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in)
Chandler: Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet, okay?
Pete: Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. (to other caller) Yeah. (listens) Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. (pause) Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Years gonna go off. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, yknow? Anyway, gnight!
Rachel: Oh, okay see I thought, I thought you meant how much was it when it was new, yknow like back then.
Rachel: Cos I was gonna say theres no way you couldve done the end the way you guys did it back then!
Ross: I dont know, I mean you were a lot bigger, I mean, stronger back then.
(Joey nods yes, but suddenly realizes what he did and runs out of the apartment and back to his place.)
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Gunther: He can have his job back.
[Scene: The Street, Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is coming back from using the phone.]
Monica: (visibly upset) She picked Rachel. I mean, she tried to back out of it, but it was obvious. She picked Rachel.
Director: Alright were back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! (He continues to count as we hear Joey think)
Rachel: Joey, honey, I dont think youre supposed to go back there.
Joey: Well, I guess youre right. Maybe, maybe Ill take her down to the incinerator. Its gonna be so said, and kinda cool. (He goes to remove the back, but it doesnt come off. So he sits down in it, puts his feet up, stands up, and looks back at it.) Shes heeled!
Rachel: Joey, you cant let him get away with that. Ya know what, Im not going to let him get away with that. Im going to say something to himNo, I really shouldnt say anythingNo, I should say something to him. (Goes to the counter) Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him
Monica: What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.
(Chandler and Monica enter from their room and Joey quickly hides the bag of potato chips behind his back.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.
Rachel: Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me!
Joey: All right well, Id better take that back.
Joey: (sitting at the kitchen table with his back to the TV) You sick bastards!
Chandler: Theres no back to this couch!
Monica: (hands the tape back to Joey, but doesnt let him grab it) Yknow maybe a little bit!
Ross: Youre welcome. (Gently kicks her back.)
Rachel: Ross, I am telling you that she is using you to get back at me!
Ross: (putting the magazine back and holding the money for it) Okay.
Rachel: But! Dont you have to give him his money back?
Joey: Wh? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when huh what? Thurs(He gasps in horror.) Oh! (Runs out and Chandler just shakes his head. After a second Joey runs back in to grab a piece of pizza and runs back out.)
Joey: All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?
Monica's Boyfriend: Yknow what honey? I got to get back to the hospital.
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Rachel: Joey no, this is wrong! You have to take it back, okay? You dont want to win an award this way. Youre very talented. And someday youre gonna win one of these for real and that one is gonna mean something.
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
Joey: Thanks! (Looks at it.) Yeah, theres pulp in that. (Hands it back.)
Rachel: I cant let him go out that way, hes got a meeting. (To Ross) Youve got something here on your back.
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait! You can put your sad little muffin back in its drawer. If you must know the truth, I didnt want to lose a perfectly good assistant.
Ross: Yknow, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at (A knock on the door interrupts him.)
Phoebe: I thought Id try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? Ill be back soon.
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
Guy All the Way in the Back: Yeah, I heard it.
Monica: Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard you!
Ross: (Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! Thats it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day! From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) Thats right!!
Rachel: Okay. (She climbs back onto the couch.)
Phoebe: Surprise! Look whos back!
Phoebe: All better! Back to work! Except this clown from research told me I was fired. He should do his research, huh?
Woman: Wow! Well, welcome back!
(The women all clap and start to leave as Ross comes up to the instructor. Apparently he was hiding in the back.)
Chandler: (sticking his head back in) What?
[Scene: A hospital hallway, Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back. Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands. Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain.]
Rachel: (reading) 'Gone for more jars. Back later. Monica Geller.'
Carl: (sticking his head back in) Hey, uh can I get a little piece of that cake?
Rachel: Fine! Im sorry for your loss! (Hands it back to her.)
Monica: No. If you thought this mess is going to bother me, you are wrong! All right, let's go Blinky! (She ushers Rachel out the door, but before the door fully closes she sticks her head back in.) Chandler!!!! (Chandler agrees to clean up the mess.)