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Phoebe-Estelle: I guess I dropped the ball there. Whoopsie!
Joey: That’s it? You know, it seems all you do lately is drop the ball.
MONICA: That is so funny. Let me see that. (throws the ball out the window)
PHOEBE: Eight dollars and 27 cents. But not really, 'cause I put in the first two, just to, you know, get the ball rolling, and to make myself feel better.
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
Chandler: If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a vile of small pox to release in the hallway?
(Chandler cuts in front of her and hits the ball high and long.)
PHOEBE: Oh yeah, it'll be fun. [throws a tennis ball at Eddie's bedroom door]
(Chandler throws the cue ball under there table.)
Chandler: Excuse, I seem to have dropped my ball.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. (points at Chandler, who holds up the cue ball as a Remember me? thing) Listen, can we please have lunch the next time Im in the city?
[cut to later, Monicas team has the ball.]
Joey: I got it. (catches the ball)
(Chandler is getting ready to kick off, Ross is holding the ball between his foot and finger.)
Ross: Here you go. (throws her the ball)
[cut to later, Rosss team has the ball.]
(Chandler throws her the ball, which she drops.)
(Monica throws the ball over Joeys head, its stopped from rolling away by a very beautiful woman.)
Phoebe: Come on Mon, let her throw the ball.
(Rachel takes the ball from his hands and bounces it off of Rosss forehead and Chandler catches the rebound.)
(Joey throws the ball to Chandler)
Monica: All right, you just make sure that Chandler catches the ball, Ill take care of the rest.
Ross: Enough with geography for the insane, okay? Lets play some ball, guys.
(They both look up, and watch it start to snow. Then they both start fighting for the ball again.)
Ross: How come its always us left in the field holding the ball?
(Chandler throws the ball to kick-off.)
(Chandler catches the ball and starts to run upfield.)
Phoebe: Oh I got it!! (catches the ball) Oh! Ew! Broken boob! Ow!
[Sequence 3: Chandler is running with the ball, Phoebe flashes him again, but Chandler covers his eyes, and keeps running. He then runs into a tree at the end of the field.]
[Scene: The park, its dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball.]
(Phoebe snaps the ball to Monica, who pitches back to Rachel.)
[Sequence 1: Monica throws the ball over Chandlers head to Joey who catches it for a touchdown, and starts to dance in celebration. Chandler then tackles him, and he starts to dance in celebration.]
JOEY: Ahh, forget about it, I'm havin' a ball. How's the apartment doin'
[In slow motion, as some haunty demonic music plays in the background, Joey throws the ball in, Chandler quits playing and goes for his Chinese food. Joey smacks the ball really hard, shooting it down the table. Chandler slowly takes a bite, the ball bounces off of the wall, heads back up the table, and scores the goal for Chandler.]
(Rachel goes into the bathroom as the guys continue throwing the ball.)
Liam: You dont say! (We see Ross who is hopping about with the ball and spikes it in his face.)
Joey: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's (notices the nurse looking at him strangely) I was justyeah, right. Push! Push!
Mr. Treeger:: Thank you, listen, thanks a lot Tribbiani, (checks watch). Oh my God, look at the time, I gotta catch the bus to the ball.
Ross: Oh no! An asteroid! (throws the soccer ball off the back of Joeys head.)
(A player comes over and picks up a ball in front of Phoebe.)
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that youre a drifter, so the balls pretty much in your court.
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
CHANDLER: Hey! How come I'm stuck dicing, when he gets to ball the melon.
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!
Chandler: Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday: desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops!! Man, I'm talking loud!
Monica: I thought there wasn't a ball?
Rachel: Yeah, sure. (To Monica) All right, whose court is the ball in now?
Rachel: Ball? There is no ball.
Ross: No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! (After Joey walks past, Ross throws the ball down in pain.) Ahh! (Chandler shows him the burn spots on his oven mitts.)
Ross: Ah, so then his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire?... Just a dream I had- but, phew.
Joey: No-no, this only took five minutes. I spent the rest of the day coming up with new, Ultimate Fireball. (Takes out a bowling ball and a propane torch.) Ha-ha!
PHOEBE: And he's going to be paying this woman? Why doesn't he just give her like a throne, and a crown, and like a, you know, gold stick with a ball on top.
Joey: Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?
Ross: Look, dont worry about me. Okay? Ill just stay real energetic and stay away from the ball. Ill uh, Ill be that guy right out of the circle. (He points to a player who starts running and then gets viscously tackled from behind.)
All: (watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
[Sequence 4: Ross hikes the ball to Chandler, and the camera pans down to show Rachel standing deep in the end zone, playing with her gum. Something hits her on the head and she looks up to see where it came from.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl.]
(Hits the ball towards Chandler who returns it back to him. He then hits the ball at Monica who slams it and it bounces off Kara's leg.)
[Cut to Chandler and Joey's, Ross is seen throwing the ball into the bathroom, presumably where Joey is currently using the facilities.]
Ross: (catching the ball) Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!
Joey: Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?
Joey: Uhh, the ball thing.
Joey: (catches the ball) Uh-oh.
Ross: Monica, whatever you do, do not drop that ball!
Monica: Guys, could you please just stop throwing the ball for one minute and just help me find it!
Ross: I know! (Looks at the ball in his hands.) Don't switch hands, okay?
(They throw the ball back and forth once.)
Joey: Oh hey, here Pheebs. (He throws her the ball.)
Phoebe: (catches it) Nah, I don't feel like playing. (She sets the ball down on the table and everyone gasps.)
Monica: (on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)
Chandler: Oh! Oh! That's so hard. (Starts to juggle the ball, but loses control and almost drops it and hands it to Monica.)
Joey: Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?
Monica: Well Im Monica Geller, ball like a baby.
Ross: (To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?
Ross: (he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.
Ross: All right. (He gently tosses the ball to Chandler who catches it.)
[Sequence 1: Chandler is running past Phoebe with the ball, Phoebe flashes him, he stops and stares dumbfounded at her. Phoebe then runs up and takes the ball away.]
Joey: All right. But, youre gonna have to tell them. (He opens the cabinet to reveal the chick and the duck living inside with Christmas lights and a disco ball as decorations.)
Joey: Yeah, theres this superintendents dance, the Super Ball. I dont know, and he wants to impress Marge, this lady super that hes a crush on.
Chandler: Y'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I'm anything but a dropper. (We see various scenes of him dropping a football, a mug of coffee, the phone, an apple, a Frisbee, a record, and the final scene has a ball bouncing off of his chest. I'm not going to describe them, you'll have to see them.)
Chandler: The ball is Janice. The ball is Janice. (goes to kick the ball but kicks Rosss foot instead.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer.]
(The dog returns with a ball that looks exactly like the same one Joey has.)
Rachel: Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.
Chandler: Its the semi-finals of her botchy ball tournament.
Chandler: (entering from his room carrying a fire extinguisher and wearing oven mitts) Oh yeah, it's great! See you take a tennis ball, a bowl, and some lighter fluidOp! Op! (He puts out a small fire which has re-ignited in his room.)
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Chandler: The young hot ball and chain.
Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
(Chandler runs around behind Ross, who pitches him the ball. Chandler runs upfield, and Joey knocks the ball out of his hands.)
Joey: (looking at the ball the dog brought back) Did I just throw this?
Monica: It's okay. It's okay. Just pretend that it didn't happen! Okay? No one needs to know! I mean, Phoebe's not an official ballplayer! I mean, only official ballplayers can drop the ball!
Joey: No, no, no, no! Hes fine! Look, look, look! (picks up the ball) Heres your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! (he throws the ball and it bounces right next to the dog) Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!
Joey: Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?
[Another set of flashbacks begin with Episode 521: The One With The Ball, Joey and Ross are throwing a ball around.]
Rachel: All right listen ball boys! My grandmother had one of these when I was a little girl and it was the sweetest thing! I mean it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and purr all day long, and I would drag a shoestring on the ground and he would chase it!
Phoebe: Oh down please. (The guy tries to reach the button, but cant.) I-I hate to be a ball buster can I just do it? (She pushes the button.)
Ross: I think you made it clear you cannot be trusted with the ball inside the house!
JOEY: Yeah.� Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee.
Ross: (he picks up the ball) What do you think you learnt how to do in the last two minutes?? (he enters another room)
Joey: Dude! (he opens his arms to receive the ball from Ross' hands)