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Monica: So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. You've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be... un-floopy.
Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. (The receptionist glares at him.)
Joey: Well, how long do you think it'll be?
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
Ross: I can't believe we're gonna be the only people that aren't in this wedding.
Ross: Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the "Paleontology Review"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!
Rachel: Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's still heavily sedated.
Ross: Ok, ok. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now.
Phoebe: Ok. What are you gonna be doing today?
Rachel: Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!
Ross: He's unconscious, I think we'll be just fine!
Rachel: Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?
Ross: Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! (pause) So what's new?
Chandler: No, 'Slim Pickings', it's a barbecue restaurant. They're looking for a cook. Actually 'cook' may be a bit of a stretch. They're looking for someone to shovel mesquite.
Ross: But we do! (pause) It's gonna be ok, Rach!
Rachel: I just don't want to be alone tonight.
Ross: Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go!
Monica: Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.
[Scene: Joeys Premiere, Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive.]
Joey: (very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.
Phoebe: Okay, well, I just don't, I don't know how it works exactly. See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hannigan, so is it supposed to be Buffay-Hannigan or Hannigan-Buffay?
Phoebe: Uh! The psychic also said that I would be betrayed.
Clerk: It can be anything you want.
Ross: You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.
Phoebe: Yeah we thought it would be nice to use the fancy china for dessert too.
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
Joey: I hate my friends. (They shake on it as if they just made a pact) Alright, look. There's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening.
Joey: (his mood changes instantly) Just when I thought we could be friends. (he leaves the room)
Joey: (In near tears, realizes she is right) I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?
Mike: Only if you'll be Phoebe Buffay.
Chandler: For your information, I was staring at her baby. We're about to be parents.
Ross: So if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris?
Rachel: (talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Chandler: My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle. (Monica looks at him and can't really place what he just said)
Monica: Joey's gonna be *so* upset.
Ross: He’ll be fine.
Mr Zelner: Well, I guess having Rachel back wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.
Chandler: It feels like we’re cheating on our house. And if we’re gonna cheat, shouldn’t it be with like a hot, younger house, that does stuff that our house won’t do?
Monica: They could be our neighbors, what are they like?
Joey: Yeah, I just… I just feel bad about firing Estelle. This is got to be killing her.
Rachel: Oh my God! I can not believe that! I mean I dont really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister isnt that like incest or something?! Oh my God, and theyre gonna have sex! Oh! Oh no what if he marries her too?! Oh this is just terrible, this is just terrible. And I cant stop it! I cantI dont own Ross! Yknow? And Jill, she should be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do! And oh my God, I cant believe Ross is marrying my little sister, this terrible. Oh my God, this is just the worst thing that could have ever happened to me.
Chandler: This can not be happening!
Ross: (enters) It's me. Ron. (Mr. Zellner looks annoyed) Look, I um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back.
Phoebe: (on the other side of the line, still pretending to be Estelle) Joey, it's Estelle. (Joey's eyes bulge up, he looks afraid)
Chandler: The Hitlers will be so disappointed.
Phoebe: (Looks around) It's alright. Look kiddo, I gotta go. Good luck with the career. You're gonna be huge.
Chandler: Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.
Chandler: Wait! I just want you to know that... I'm so happy you're going to be here.
Janice: Chandler, one of us has got to be strong.
Joey: You know what? You are my friends, I wanna be supportive, I will come with you. SHOTGUN!
Phoebe: Wrong again! Apparently you can change it to anything you want. So I thought, all right, here's an opportunity to be creative. So meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.
Monica: Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow, shouldn't you be packing?
Rachel: It should be right next to my plane ticket.
Erica: Hey, well, in a couple of weeks I won't be able to travel.
Erica (standing up): I'll be right back.
Ross: No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?
Joey: Oh, she's putting Emma down, she'll be over in a second.
Rachel: No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine.
Monica: That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
Rachel: (says something that cannot be understood)
Rachel: I... I... I... (again saying something that cannot be understood)
Phoebe: I don't know. But, God, Joey seems to be handling it suprisingly well.
Ross: Well, it needs to be plicit.
Monica: Well, maybe she thought that with all of your history it could be, you know, implicit.
Chandler: Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!
Chandler: (to Joey) You couldn't be cool. (he goes to the guest bedroom)
Joey: All right, let's think about this. I mean, there's got to be an explanation. Uh... did you do anything to make her mad?
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
Chandler: Honey, it's gonna be okay.
Monica: You'll be fine. Nah, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes.
Monica: Alright, I'll be right back.
Phoebe: David! (He kisses her cheek) What-what are you doing here? Arent you supposed to be in Russia?
Ross: Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl.
Ross: I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.
Monica: Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy: smoke oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.
Ross: I know, me too. It was... You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be.
Monica: (to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!
Monica: I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, thats not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and theres a concept you should really be familiar with. Its what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.
Mike: Oh, I made a little something. If I had more time to work on it, it'd be better, but..
Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.
Joey: Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And apparently, there's some big surprise.
RACHEL: Oh that's so cute:� Ross and Mike's first date.� Is that going to be awkward?� I mean, what are you guys going to talk about?
Ross: I don't! I wanna be with her.
Chandler: Well, that can't be good!
Rachel: Okay, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
Amy: We’re gonna be roomies! (she snaps her finger and points at Joey, snaps her fingers again and points to the bags) Come on!
Monica: Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Gimme!
Chandler: I think there may be another reason. So, awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake?
Chandler: Well, at least the perfume is not mine, be thankful for that!
Ross: Okay, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great.
Monica: If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing.
Monica: Okay, please be careful with that. It was my grandmother's. Be careful.
Chandler: Oh, it's gonna be okay.
Monica: (crying) This is harder than I thought it would be.
Monica: (Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.
Phoebe: Yeah, I can't say that. uhm... Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you... Mike and I are back together... and uhm... unfortunately that effectively ends your relationship with him. And he's very sorry about that and wishes you the best of luck in all your endeavours.
Pete: It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant You suck!
Monica: Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my People magazine comes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not mean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no right to make that kind of judgment about me.
Ross: Yeah, yeah, itll be great! You can, you can lay on the beach and I can cry over my failed marriage. See-see how I make jokes?