words in movies
Roger: You're so funny! He's really funny! I wouldn't wanna be there when when the laughter stops.
Joey: It's like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life. He's like actually some spy, working for the C.I.A. (Considers) That'd be cool.... This blows!
Roger: Geez, we're gonna be late, sweetie...
Chandler: Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.
Joey: If you go to a hotel you'll be...doing stuff. I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you.
Joey: Now dad, you'll be in my room, Ronni uh, you can stay in Chandler's room.
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Rachel: You were supposed to be in there so I could see your thing!
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
Joey: Ma, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but... what the hell are you talking about?! I mean, what about you?
Mrs. Tribbiani: Me? I'm fine. Look, honey, in an ideal world, there'd be no her, and your father would look like Sting. And I'll tell you something else. Ever since that poodle-stuffer came along, he's been so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive, he's been more loving... I mean, it's like every day's our anniversary.
Mrs. Tribbiani: Well don't be, because now everything's screwed up. I just want it the way it was.
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year.(Walks off)
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
Dick Clark: (on TV) In twenty seconds it'll be midnight...
Monica: He's coming. Be cool, be cool, be cool.
David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.
Monica: I wish all guys could be like him.
Joey: OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.
Ross: Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?
Monica: No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!
Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.
Chandler: Okay, bye, champ. Now, I know there's gonna be a lot of babes in San Diego, but remember, there's also a lot to learn.
Chandler: No, just knowing you're gonna be there is enough.
Phoebe: Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung:)
Mrs. Bing: Alright, well, be good, I love you. (Kisses him and goes to leave)
Phoebe: Shh! Doogie, shh! Doesn't anybody understand that I'm gonna be having babies soon? Huh? Go! Go little boy, go!
Carol: Yes, we certainly do, it's going to be...
Ross: Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
Joey: Whoa, store will be open tomorrow!
Joey: So what's it gonna be? (Monica whispers in Joey's ear. Ross gets up and waves arms frantically in protest)
Chandler: That would be no. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. Alright? Trust me, you can't talk to her.
Ross: Come here. (he hugs Rachel) Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.
Ross: (pulls Monica back) ...and I really think it should be me.
Rachel: No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one.
Rachel: No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Rachel: Okay. 'Cause this is where I wanna be, okay? No more messing around. I don't wanna mess this up again.
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Joey: Hi, uh, I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio.
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Ross: You tryin' to be clever? A funny lady?
Hums While He Pees: Hey uh, I dont mean to be presumptuous but I have these two tickets to the ballroom dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go?
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
Ross: Uh, nothing, I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills.
Joey: Uh, we might be leaving now.
Monica: I'll be right back.
Ross: Now that is funny. Hey, do you think...would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? 'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad.
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.
Carol: That could be it.
Carol: Mushroom. Smile. They won't all be like this. Some women might even stay through dinner. Sorry, that's not funny
Phoebe: Never mind. But it was going to be really good.
Chandler: It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
Monica: So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this, it's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
Janine: Yeah, well youd be better if you just loosened your hips a little.
Monica: I don't know. I don't know. It's just going to be so great!
Chandler: Can you believe it? I mean, don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? You know, I just always pictured myself doing something...something.
Joey: What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.
Joey: Why not? Come on! Just, just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
Joey: Yeah well next thing you know, hell be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!
Joey: Oh yeah-yeah. And I got the duck totally trained. Watch this. Stare at the wall. (The duck complies.) Hardly move. (The duck complies.) Be white. (The duck complies.)
Phoebe: I could be a secretary.
Ursula: Hi. Okay, will that be all?
Monica: Okay, look, this could be a really long game.
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
Rachel: Well, isnt, isnt that gonna be weird?
Rachel: So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?
Ursula: Yeah. Okay great. Im gonna be over here. (She wanders away.)
Chandler: Yeah, listen, Joey isn't gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more.
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, shed be there.
Joey: You think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?
Susan: Oh, good. Thisll be fun.
Susan: I am supposed to be the mommy?
Phoebe: Ooh! Bath salts would be nice.
Phoebe: Well, what I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me.
Jamie: This could be Gods way of telling us to eat at home.
Chandler: Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so
Ross: Carol, honey, shhh, shhh, everythings gonna be alright.
Carol: What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just gonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in.
Ross: Im gonna be a father.
Rachel: (She comforts him too) Oh, youre gonna be great!
ROSS: Look, do you love her? And you don't have to be too emphatic about this.
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me.
Ross: So, I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and-and-and live forever as a machine.
Fran: Look, youre cold, I have to pee, and... (indicating the sign) ..theres a cup of coffee on the window. How bad could it be?
Amanda: (noticing the bottle of wine he has) Oh, I don't mean to be a square, but I'd really appreciate it if you wait and drink your wine after the kids are asleep? Oh uh, thanks for this, I hope I can do the same for you sometime. (She leaves)
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Monica: Come on, she'll be here any minute.
Monica: It will not be fine. We'll get in trouble.
Rachel: Okay, listen, I'm thinking, why don't we just tell them who we really are? I mean, it'll be fine, I really think it'll be fine.
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
Joey: No-no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team.
Chandler: Thank you Helen, that'll be all.
Phoebe: Most likely. (raises and goes toward the door) Okay, I'm gonna be out there.
Ross: Well, the doctor says he's gonna be fine, he's just sleeping now.
Chandler: There just don't happen to be any women in our games.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
Rachel: Could tonight be the Night?
The Director: Look Joey, theres nothing I can do. Besides, youre probably gonna be out by four anyway. Weve just got one short scene. Its just you and Richard, and God knows hes a pro. Youll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.
Aunt Iris: Well, he may be now, because I think I hit him with my car.
Rachel: I couldn't be inner. Monica?
Chandler: Couldn't be more out. (throws in cards)
Phoebe: Y'know, there's gonna be lots of other stuff.
Joey: All right, relax, relax. Just relax, just relax. Be cool, be cool.
Rachel: Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, OK? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being called 'Excuse me...'
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes, I really do! In fact, it's funny, very often, someone who you wouldn't think could-could curl your toes, might just be the one who...
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, this is so stupid! I mean, I gave Barry up, right? I should be happy for them! I am, I'm happy for them.
Ross: Well, I think it's perfect. Y'know, it's just gonna be the two of us, she spent all day taking care of my monkey...