words in movies
Chandler: Oh no-no Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.
Monica: (To Chandler) Did you hear that?! They bumped them up to first class because they are on their honeymoon! Come on! Lets act like were on our honeymoon.
Monica: Hi, sorry. I almost didnt hear you, because yknow Im just so in love with my new husband. Were on our honeymoon.
Mr. Treeger: Because by the time I find it on this thing (Holds up a huge key ring with a thousand keys on it), the whole place might have exploded. If that happens at another building that I manage, people are gonna start asking questions. (To the fireman) Come on! Hurry up.
Rachel: Uh-uh-uh, right now? Because Ive kinda got an el fresco situation going on over here.
Rachel: What, because thats your answer to everything?
Ross: No, because thats the right thing to do.
Ross: But not the husband, because evidently she can do this alone.
Monica: So wait, Rosss stuff is fine, but I have no memories because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car away from water!!!
Chandler: Because you (Points to Joey) broke a chair and you (Points to Rachel) broke a chair! The only one around here that hasnt broke a chair, is me!
Phoebe: No! Think about it okay? This isnt even my regular job! Okay? And my first day on the job, youre my first call! And-and somebody else mightve hung up on you, but I wouldnt do that because I know about this stuff. My mom killed herself.
Phoebe: Because its our thirtieth birthday.
Supervisor: Theyre always going to tell you they dont need toner, but thats okay because whatever they say, you can find the answer to it here in this script.
Chandler: No, because youre not a grandmother!
Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I dont have any of those things. Thats why its so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!
Ross: Which is fine! Because you just turned(Removes two candles from the cake)twenty-eight!
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Rachel: Well mainly because he's kissing that other guy.
Cecilia: Yknow what? It doesnt matter! Because it is not true!
Cecilia: All right Joey, I will help you. Not because I-I owe it to this stupid show, but because I owe it to Jessica.
Chandler: Because we hate them.
Cecilia: No! Its because that way the camera only sees her! (She takes her hands off his face.) Do you wanna try it?
Phoebe: Because its my apartment!
Chandler: See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
Chandler: Absolutely! Yknow, because touchie can mean both ass and good worker.
Monica: Oh because it doesnt really fit. Oh by the way, I-I booked the Swing Kings.
Monica: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.
Joey: Rach we had to get out of there because, look what I won! (He whips out the award for Best Supporting Actress that he accepted for Jessica.)
Lewis: Because Im in love with you.
Ross: Well thats different! Okay? Because he, he was actually in love with me!
Phoebe: Because youre marrying him!
Monica: Because there are so many terrible sights in this world.
Joey: Nothing, Im just practicing blowing you off because Im gonna be a big movie star!
The Casting Director: Wait Joey! You didnt need to come down because the director saw your tape from yesterday and loved it.
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
Ross: Oh. Oh, thats right. So-so you did see me that day because it seemed like you didnt.
Ross: (looking then moving away quickly) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and Ill always remember that summer because thats when I realized that we are related.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because of what shes eating.]
PHOEBE: Oh good, ok. Oh nooo, I have to go because I'm late for my um, Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Um tonight it's why he would not eat them on a train. Have fun bye.
Chandler: Because that's who I am, okay? I'm sure a mature man like Richard could see a tape like that and it wouldn't bother him. Just'd be another saucy anecdote for him to share at his men's club over brandy and moustaches.
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Ross: Believe me, it seems like less because they hid it from us for so long.
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Chandler: Because I'm in love with Monica!!
Monica: Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I wont let you drive the Porsche is because youre a terrible driver. There! That wasnt about the wedding.
Ross: Fine! Yknow what? It doesnt matter, because, if I remember correctly, there is a comb on the floor of the bathroom.
Chandler: Oh! Right. Umm, maybe thats because I didnt send him an invitation.
Evil Bitch: See? See? It was because you were looking fat pervert!
MICH: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
Joey: Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. Someone from work, too. And I could never do that to the guy, because were really good friends.
Joey: Oh! Maybe its because Im on television. Im an actor on Days of Our Lives.
Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.
Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didnt want you to worry about me. But, Im having surgery today.
Chandler: Because if I go home, were gonna become the Bings! I cant be the Bings!
Rachel: God, I am so glad you dont have a problem with this, because if you did, I wouldnt even consider applying.
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Phoebe: Okay. Oh but dont tell them Monicas pregnant because, they frown on that.
Chandler: Well I was! Then I went down to the gift shop because I was out of cigarettes
Joey: Hey I was crying because, because nobody believed Quincys theory. Okay?
Joey: (laughs that one off) Yeah. So uh Ross, well nowwhy did that first marriage breakup? Was it because the woman was straight or she was a lesbian?
Ross: Its Ben and his Da-Da. Da-Da? Can you say Da-Da? Yknow, you might as well say it because I told your
Rachel: Well, y'know, the reason I didn't wanna go running with you is because um, well y'know the way that you run is a little...(Starts flapping her arms)
Phoebe: I cant say because hes famous.
Chandler: Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?
Monica: Because Im not.
Ben: Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I'm part-Jewish.
Rachel: (makes some unintelligible sound to stop her from leaving) Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on. Okay? So $800 and I don't call the cops because you're robbing me blind! Blind! (Covers her eyes) Just take cat, leave the money, and run away! Run away! (Uncovers her eyes and sees that the woman has fled) Damnit! (To the cat) Cat, can't you at least smile or something?! (The cat hisses at her again, it sounds like Rachel) Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?
Phoebe: (pauses as he figures out how to answer that) Because Im normal! That was the one legacy my grandmother left me, and I know you wanted it as an engagement present.
Monica: Yeah! Oh and interesting because I found the cameras in one of our bags! (Throws them into his chest.)
Rachel: Well, itd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
Chandler: Im sorry, were just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with.
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Tim: Its because Im with you.
Ross: Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes Im gonna be saying (He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically.)
Phoebe: Because Im dumping him today.
Joey: Well, I was thinking that itd probably be okay because Ross hasnt gone out with Rachel in five years!
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, I see what he's doing! He's not asking me out, because he wants me to ask him out.
Monica: Because I put my head between her legs.
Phoebe: Yknow the only reason hes marrying you is because he thinks all the things you were saying about yourself were true.
Monica: (shocked) I hope by maid you mean mistress, because if some other woman was here cleaning then
Joey: Yeah. He's gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, she's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does, and my little sister Tina can't see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that I found out today.
Ross: Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I dont care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. Yes!
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Ross: Because whats going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.
Dr. Green: Stay calm?!! How do you expect me to stay calm?! This is unacceptable Rachel! And I wanna know why?!! Is it because that punk Ross wont marry you?! Thats it! Is that it?!
Ross: I know and I was going to, but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachels father. Look I I made a mistake, but its only because I really, really like you. Really!
Joey: Yeah. But I thought that was because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table.
Dr. Green: (on phone) just because youre not in love with the guy you cant
Rachel: Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
Bitter lady: (now yelling) Well, you're not gonna get one! Because in life there are no intermissions, people. Chapter 7: Divorce is a 4 letter word. (Now standing right in front of Chandler and bending down almost to his level as if speaking to him, yelling even louder) How could he leave me?!?!
Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well lets talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Lets see, theres design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, theres-theres sales, which is great because you get to travel
Joey: Well obviously this is a mistake! You cant be pregnant! Because you have to have sex to get pregnant!
Monica: You only think its stupid because you suck at it.
Chandler: You said that you paid all that money because those boots go with skirts, dresses, and pants!
Joey: Because! Cause Cause youre my baby sister!
Chandler: Because uh we-we we split up. Monica and I split up. Hold me.
The Teacher: Right. Are you looking for Jacks parents to discuss the problems hes having with Ben? (Phoebe nods Yes.) Yeah. Because I really do think the parents should sit down and have a conversation.
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Chandler: Because its awesome.
Rachel: Because its embarrassing.
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
Joey: Yeah well thats because uh I stayed in my room. Yeah, you dont want to look in my hamper.
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
Monica: Well, we-we had to go back because I forget my jacket.
Rachel: But I couldnt even if I wanted to, because I dont know! I swear; I didnt see anything, and I dont want to know! It was just a momentary lapse.