words in movies
Rachel: No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?
Dr. Franzblau: No, no, really. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do.
Monica: I swear, I promise. I promise. Oh my God, I'm so excited! {And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Sorry, just couldn't resist it.} All right, listen let me tell you, do not get her flowers. Okay? Because y'know, she cries when they die, and there's the whole funeral
Joey: But youre still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)
Chandler: Okay, its not a check. Theyre saying your health insurance expired because, you didnt work enough last year.
(She goes for his magazine and he grabs it away before she reaches it. But she was only using the magazine as a decoy because she grabs his cookie and coffee, takes a bite out of the cookie and drinks some of the coffee.)
Phoebe: Because my psychic is dead! She mustve read the cards wrong!
Phoebe: Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! (She crosses her fingers in hope.)
Phoebe: Oh, I get more because Im dainty.
Meg: Okay now I wouldnt date you because you seem a little creepy.
Monica: And people will think you own a Porsche because youre wearing the clothes?
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Rachel: Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Ross: Because, because Ive got Ben.
Monica: Is he really coming? Because I can see right into your apartment!
Chandler: Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this ones free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third ones free.
Phoebe: Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this! (Phoebe exits.)
Monica: All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.
Phoebe: Well, one of you has to take the first step! And it should be you, because shes the one whos leaving. Its harder for her!
Monica: Because its my apartment!
Rachel: Well, Phoebe thats fine because Im not moving.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are having their party. All the guests are stripped down because of the heat.]
Rachel: Because they're people.
Chandler: (to Ross) I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed too see me naked.
Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.
Monica: It was okay. Shes still kind of depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend.
Monica: No, the one who looked at you once because you got in her way.
Passerby: Maybe because youve got the keys?
Joey: Or maybe, its because youre hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday. (Everybody gets up.)
Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And dont think I dont, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)
CHANDLER: Well, couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Ya know, because I think actually mine's growing back.
Monica: Well, um, because mainly, um, they dont like you. Im sorry.
Ross: I dunno, maybe its because youre really sarcastic. Or maybe its cause you uh-
Chandler: Yknow, itll be okay. Itll be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then well tell em.
Monica: Oh, I know! Umm, is it because he's always correcting people's grammar? Whom! Whom! Sometimes it's who!
Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.
Janine: No, but you should go to Chandlers. Because none of us knows how to cook, well probably just end up drinking all day.
Chandler: The reason we havent told them were together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?
Rachel: (sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because its so romantic.
Monica: Okay, can we change the topic? Because its really doing nothing for me.
Chandler: No, you dont have to, and you cant because I live here too.
Ross: And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore.
Monica: Because they dont know were dating. (Again, trying to quickly change subjects.) Do you think we should eat in the kitchen? (Goes to the sink and the stove to cook.)
Monica: No because it-it didnt seem important.
Joey: I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!
Ross: Yeah but Pottery Barn! Yknow what I think? Its just she-shes weird. Yknow its because shes a twin. Twins are weird.
Joey: Because she uh, she-she thinks that you are blah and that you, Monica, are too loud.
Rachel: Because she hates Pottery Barn.
Joey: I uh, oh! Because, uh, I havent really paid the bill
Chandler: Because youre the only one that can be fair.
Monica: (sits next to him) Phoebe, its okay that you dont want me to be your girlfriend because I have the best boyfriend.
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Ross: I am not in love with her. She was very upset about having to move out so I eh, didnt tell her we were still married because she would only get more upset. I-I just comforted her, as a friend.
Jill: Its probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesnt like the way I dressNo that cant be it. Its really gotta be the smart thing. Oh Im so stupid! Im just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!
Rachel: No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? Because I asked him to.
Monica: I wont care, because I know you will be feeling it all in here. (Points to her heart.)
Ross: Um, that is because my doctor says that I have a very serious.... nuget.... diffency.
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
Jill: All right, Im leaving! Because Im not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. Thats you Rachel!
Chandler: Well its kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that hes not real.
Joey: Oh my God, Im sorry, Im being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.) Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it.
Monica: Hey Rach, what about this? (She holds up a chrome 5-point star.) Huh? Who-who gets this? See, I dont know if I want it because it might be yknow, too many memories!
Chandler: Because you shouldnt be with him. (Pause.) You should be with me.
Chandler: I don't see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new Monica, who I just started to date. Now, who's to say what she wants?! Im right. I'm right. Am I right?
Chandler: Because it says "Captain Ross" on the side and "I hate Monica" on the bottom.
Chandler: Now, its not wrapped because I just, just finished it.
Carl: Well, Im not gonna talk because
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys have their couch.]
MONICA: Really Phoebs? Because, you know, you'd have to be an actual waitress. This can't be like your 'I can be a bear cub' thing.
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.
Monica: But you should eat them now because theyre hot from the oven.
Ross: Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something, I have 49 states, and there are no more! I-I think, I should be able to eat something.
Chandler: Oh thats so funny because we found someone too.
Chandler: Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
Rachel: I cannot believe you guys! He was really nice and he left because of you!
Chandler: Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, youre too late okay? Because shes already with our guy.
Joey: Well, dont get your hopes up, because probably not gonna happen.
Ross: Sure, because women never like Joey. Yknow, I think hes a virgin.
Chandler: Well thats good. Because you didnt! And Im incredibly happy for ya!!
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
Ross: co-founded. Co-founded the club was because I was insanely in love with you. Obviously I didnt handle it very well. But if you think about it the I Hate Rachel Club was really the I Love Rachel Club.
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Chandler: Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom!
Monica: It was a mistake. Please dont take this to mean anything, because it doesnt.
Chandler: Yes, if it really doesnt mean anything, because you know that Im just not ready
Chandler: No, I dont want to tell anybody else because I dont want Monica to find out.
Chandler: Well, its because I trust you, youre one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.
Chandler: Okay and he hasnt proposed yet because she has no ring on her finger.
Chandler: Okay! (They hug.) I was gonna wait til uh, it was official yknow? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because youre my best friends.
Phoebe: Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Ross: Oh, come on you guys; thats funny! Yknow? Because hes needhes got like a hearing aide yknow, cause-cause yknow, cause hes all old, and
Monica: Why? Because of the government.
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
Monica: (entering) I had to go all the way to the basement because some idiot keeps stuffing the trash chute with pizza boxes!
Joey: is because they were friends first. Y'know? So I asked myself, "Who are my friends?" You and Phoebe, and I saw you first. So