words in movies
RACHEL: Wow. Is it, is it 'cause she's so cold in bed. Or, or is it 'cause she's like, kinda bossy, makes it feel like school?
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
(They run to the bed, sit down, and start making out again.)
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandlers bag by getting as far away from Chandlers bed as possible.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are in bed together.]
[Scene: Richards bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]
Joey: I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!
Monica: Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that Im not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel. (Sneezes.)
[Scene: Joeys bedroom, its the middle of the night, hes waking up and discovers hes alone in bed.]
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
(They both get out of bed and go get some cake.)
Ross: Come on. (Helps her into bed as her phone rings.) I got it.
Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!
Rachel: Everythings ruined. My bed. My clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater. (Hold it up.)
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Rachel: Okay! (She jumps on the bed.)
Monica: (pulling the plate back) Oh-ho! But not in here! Cant eat em in bed, remember? No crumbies!
[Scene: Hotel Monica, Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters.]
Chandler: Okay. (Goes back to bed.)
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Ross: Okay. Sure. (Sits down on her bed.)
(When Rachel starts to look under the bed if Joey would fit under there, Chandler opens the door inbetween the rooms, grabs Joey by his shirt and drags him to his room, and closes the door again)
Monica: Hes with Emily at a Bed and Breakfast in Vermont!
Guy: Gotcha. (he and his helper walk in carrying the racecar bed.)
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because its romantic, but because I can!
JOEY: [sings] It may not be a bed of roses.
Chandler: What?! (Monica kicks him in the shin.) Ow! (He gets out of bed and heads into the living room.)
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, hows Whitney?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, Monica is sleeping and Chandlers sitting in bed, wide awake.]
Chandler: (To Monica) Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay? Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and dont talk to anyone.
Joey: Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's. Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her.]
Rachel: Really?! You think so? Yknow, I had just rolled out of bed.
Monica: (looking at her hand) Yknow what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) Youre not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)
Chandler: Hey, Im going for sushi does anybody want.. (enters and sees the bed) Whoa-whoa, somebody missed the off ramp.
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes resting on the bed as Phoebe enters.]
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
Phoebe: Hey! (Jumps on the bed with him.) Can we pick up where we left off?
Chandler: My God! You must be good in bed!
Rachel: All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
Ross: Okay look, I had a lot of water before I went to bed. Can we do this after
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
(He hops onto the bed and they start making out.)
(They stop when they see Ross who has to struggle to get out of the bed.)
Rachel: Oh, I know it. Youre right. Thats not sexy. Oh Oh! (Drops a fork on the floor.) Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. (Tries too, but cant quite seem to make it.) Oh God!
(They run off in search of a bed.)
Ross: (enters from the bed room) Okay I put most of the stuff away.
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.]
Phoebe: You must be a fireball in bed.
Chandler: Oh, we wanted to finish the crossword before we went to bed. Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?
[Scene: The Bings� bedroom, Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already.]
Chandler: I would never lie to get someone into bed.
[Scene: Bings in bed, finished.]
Chandler: You tricked me to get me into bed?
Ross: Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.
MONICA: (smiling) I arranged some pillows on the bed to look like a guy.
Phoebe: Ok, ok, you start preparing the formula and I start changing the box and then we gotta put them straight to bed.
[Flashback to 716 - TOW The Truth About London] [Scene: London, Chandler's hotel room. He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking]
(They run to the bed, sit down, and start making out again.)
Monica: Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more Vodka for me! (put her glass down)
Rachel: Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be... (sigh)... oh, the foot of the bed.
Chandler: You guess I'm right? When we stayed at that bed and breakfast, you wouldn't have sex with me because you thought a deer was staring through the window.
Joey: Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.
Joey: Oh, it was great! I mean we walked all around the village. We went to this ice cream place, split a milkshake, 70/30 but still And guess what, Im thinking about taking her upstate to one of those bed and breakfasts.
Rachel: Hey Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?
(the scene starts.Joey enters and there's a girl wearing a wedding dress near a bed)
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings]
[Scene: Ross's room. Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously]
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a King size bed!
Charlie: (sitting down on the bed) I think we need to talk...!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's room. Monica and Chandler are in bed.]
(He punches her on her shoulder mockingly, then goes and sits down on her bed)
Rachel: Coming! Try under the bed, try under the bed!
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
Ross: (knocks on door) Rach, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed)
Rachel: Love you too... Alright, I'm going to bed.
Rachel: There's no room under the bed. (looks around because she can't find Joey anymore)
Rachel: (jumps at the chance to make that happen) Oh! There's nothing above your bed!!
Phoebe: YOU’RE SO GENEROUS AND KIND AND (crowd stops cheering) YOU'RE AMAZING IN BED (everyone hears it and stare at them.) (to everybody) IT’S OUR ANNIVERSARY!
Chandler: Oh wait... What bed did you say she was on?
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Ross: No, she was definitely on my bed.
Ross: Well, then who was on my bed?
Chandler: I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.
Chandler: (to Monica) Is it okay that I want you to wear that head set in bed tonight?
Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl, and then put her on your bed?
Ross: Sorry. (Rachel sits on her bed). You ok?
Ross: Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out! (Hes looking at the stirrups on the other bed in the room and Rachel groans. Ross then hops into the bed and puts his legs into the stirrups.) Never done this before.
Rachel: Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today.
Phoebe: Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...
(Time lapse. Chandler and Monica are in bed now)
Ross: Okay, after you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right. She was lying on my bed, all buried in peoples coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, you know. But it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back. It was only for a second, but... it was amazing. And now, now I find out that you kissed her first.
Dr. Green: No, when you put your feet up in my bed, you tugged on my catheter.
Chandler: Jumping on the bed?
[Scene: Guest room. Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed.]
Monica: Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really havent thought about it that much.