words in movies
CHANDLER: Our trains are on the same track, ok? Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town. Aloneville. Hermit Junction.
Bitter lady: Well, I bet you are all thinkin' "Now would be a really great time for an intermission", huh?
Mindy: Now, I know things've been weird lately, but you're like my oldest friend in the world... Except for maybe Laurie Schaffer, who I don't talk to anywhere, 'cause she's all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face. ....Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once, and I want a straight answer.
PHOEBE: Would you stop already? Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.
Phoebe: Ooh, I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter!
Bitter woman: Why don't you like me! Chapter one: my first period.
(The lights dim and Chandler tries to get away but as the bitter lady comes on stage and starts yelling he promptly changes his mind and sits down)
Bitter lady: (now yelling) Well, you're not gonna get one! Because in life there are no intermissions, people. Chapter 7: Divorce is a 4 letter word. (Now standing right in front of Chandler and bending down almost to his level as if speaking to him, yelling even louder) How could he leave me?!?!
Joey: It's a one-woman play called "Why don't you like me: a bitter woman's journey through life".
Bitter lady: (yelling) Why don't you like me?! Chapter One: My first period.
Phoebe: (To Ross) Which-which sister is this? Is this the spoiled one or thats bitter?
Chandler: Oh yeah! I mean at first I hated it, but why wouldn't I, because as a man I've been trained (bitter woman's tone) not to listen! (pause) But after chapter 16: "fat, single and ready to mingle", I was uplifted.