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Rachel: Ugh, it was horrible! And-and the interview part went so well, y'know? I even made him laugh. He said something about a boat and I was like, "Well, yeah! If you've got enough life jackets!" (She starts laughing; Chandler and Joey are not amused.) Trust me, it was actually, it was very funny. Anyway, so we were saying good-bye and ugh!
Rachel: Yeah! Ive been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.
Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Joey: (drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because hes got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
Rachel: (looking at the outfit) Got a job on a river boat?
Mr. Geller: C'mon, you'll make a day of it! You'll rent a boat, pack a lunch...
MR. GREENE: ...what the hell does she want with half a boat...
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
Lydia: Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.
Ross: Yeeeeeep Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. I remember when she took out on her dads boat she wouldnt let me help at all.
MR. GREENE: You work and you work and you work on a boat...
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Dr. Green: (he stares at Ross) Rust, is boat cancer, Ross.
JOEY: You and Milton have to join us on the boat. Karen'll pack a lunch, you'll bring the kids, we'll make a day of it.
Rachel: Nodded off!! Ross you were snoring. My fathers boat didnt make that much noise when it hit rocks!
Chandler: Look you dont understand, Gandolf is amazing. Yknow youre never know whats gonna end up happening, you go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia!
Ross: (to Chandler) Hey-hey-hey, when uh, when were we on a boat?
Joey: We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.
Phoebe: (shocked) Thats a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat.
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Joey: Just out of curiosity, how-how much is that boat worth?
Jill: Okay, I bought a boat.
Rachel: Why would a charity give away a free boat?!
Monica: You bought a boat?
Mr. Thompson: Congratulations on your new boat, Joey Tribbiani!!
Monica: Is that some kind of boat talk?
Mr. Bowmont: I was actually relieved uh I didnt win the boat. My wife wouldve killed me.
Joey: Are you kidding me?! Shes gonna this boat!
Joey: This is for my boat, pretty cool huh?
Phoebe: All right well lets see, Ross is a good father, but Joey has a boatThis is hard!
Joey: Let me know about that coconut phone, it might great for the boat.
Phoebe: If you dont sail your boat, what do you do on it?
Chandler: Hey! Hows the boat?!
Phoebe: Your own boat?
Joey: Oh uh, I dont know the boat way to say this, but uh never!
Joey: Uh, boat rope.
Joey: Because! Youre mean on the boat!
Rachel: Okay, go to the left. (Joey goes starboard or sits on the right side of the boat.) The left!
Phoebe: Well, just buy the damn boat! (Shes still working her way through her tray of booze.)
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey! You cant leave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!
Rachel: Look Joey, Im sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.
Joey: I dont know! (All excited) I havent totally decided how to talk on my boat yet.
Joey: The Celtics? Ha. They couldn't hit a boat if...wait. They suck, alright?
Joey: (To Rachel) Hey, I was pretty close. (She just glares at him.) Uhh, so bad news. Umm, I cant buy the boat, I dont have any money.
Monica: Honey, cover it up with the boat!
Joey: Yeah! Yeah, Ive been trying to find ya to tell to stop messing with her and maybe I would have if these (lifts a leg) damn boat shoes wouldnt keep flying off!
Chandler: Im going to need a bigger boat.
Chandler: (thinking) All right, this isnt so bad. I like the flower smell! Which is okay, because Ive got my boat.
Monica: Fine, you can have the bath, but I am taking your boat. Now youre just a girl in a tub!
Joey: I figured, take a guess, help a charity, free boat!
Sandy/Grumpus: And what's the one kind of boat that can never, ever sink?
[This starts another series of flashbacks about Joeys hobbies. The first one is from Episode 703: The One With Phoebes Cookies, Rachel is teaching Joey how to sail his boat, the Mr. Bowmont.]
Chandler: I like it in the stern. (Realizes what he just said.) of the boat. (The phone rings, and he answers it.) (on phone) Hello.
Ross: (browsing the brochure) I guess...It still seems a little...(enthusiastically) moonlight boat ride!!
Chandler: And may-maybe we could end up on a boat again?
MRS. GREENE: You work and you work and you work at a marriage but all he cares about is his stupid boat.
RACHEL: It's just this thing. Every year we would go out on my dad's boat and watch the fireworks. Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big. My sister Jill would be throwing up over the side and my dad would be upset becasue nobody was helping and then when we did help he would scream at us for doing it wrong. But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up, you know, and it'd get really cold, and we would all just sort of smush under this one blanket. It never occured to anybody to bring another one. And now it's just...
[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont (Joeys boat), shes shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality shes in a sound stage on the Warner Bros. lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots. Rachel and Joey are on board.]
Rachel: (angrily) No! All right?! I did not see the bird! I did not see the fish! I did not see the piece of Styrofoam that was shaped like Mike Tyson! I did not, because I was trying to teach you how to sail a boat! Which obviously is an impossible thing to do!
(Joey enters looking like Captain Stubing from the Love Boat.)
Joey: (drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because hes got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?