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Monica: I'm sorry, okay. It's just that Chandler has somebody, and Phoebe has somebody- I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby.
Chandler: Fun Bobby? Your ex-boyfriend Fun Bobby?
Joey: You know more than one Fun Bobby?
Monica: Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby!
(Everyone cheers. Monica opens the door. Bobby is obviously very depressed)
Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!
Joey: (Approaching) Hey Fun Bobby! Whoah! Who died?
[Time lapse. Bobby is talking about his grandfather. Everyone else is virtually in tears]
Fun Bobby: It's gonna be an open casket, y'know, so at least I'll- I get to see him again.
Monica: Not everybody's happy. Hey Bobby!
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
Dina: Joey, I am scared to death about this. But I really think I can do it, Im just gonna need some help. And Bobbys gonna be here the whole time.
PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Bobby: I'm twelve, I'm not stupid.
Joey: Ahhh! I heard "I do", were halfway there! Okay! (To Bobby) You!
Rachel: Heyyyyy! Contraceptives are not always effective! (To Bobby and Dina) Right?
[All look towards door Fun Bobby left through.]
PHOE: Fun Bobby is so great.
JOEY: Hey no, seriously, I don't need you to pick me... [Fun Bobby picks Joey up off the ground, bounces him. Joey laughs.] Alright! It still works.
ROSS: Hey, Fun Bobby!
[Fun Bobby (FBOB) enters from Monica's bedroom.]
ROSS: Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a... a drink in his hand.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel at counter, Phoebe, Chandler, and Fun Bobby at the couch.]
[Scene: Monica, Fun Bobby, and Phoebe sitting in Central Perk Rachel is serving them. She brings a mug to Monica.]
MNCA: Bobby.
MNCA: Alright, here you go, sweetie. [hands Fun Bobby his coffee]
MNCA: It's Fun Bobby.
CHAN: Bye..... ridiculously dull Bobby.
[Monica returns to couch next to Fun Bobby.]
ROSS: What's going on, is... uh, Bobby drinking again?
MNCA: Yes, I would like something. [looks at Fun Bobby, changes her mind] No, no thank you.
MNCA: Oh, he's sober alright. Just turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason.
Rachel: Its Robert Bobby.
[Fun Bobby leaves and Monica goes back inside.]
[Monica answers the door. Its Fun Bobby.]
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
Rachel: Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?
Bobby: Hey, Dr. Farber.
(Barry finds it draped on a cupboard and gives it to Rachel, they kiss as Bobby enters.)
MNCA: Bobby and I are going away for the weekend, remember?
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Bobby: Well its just me and my pal Rooster, the bands name is Numb Nuts.
Chandler: Hey Bobby.
Bobby: You bet I am! (To Joey) And to answer your earlier question, were straight-up gangster rap. (Joey shakes his head as if hes about to lose it.)
Joey: Oh? Oh! Okay! Okay! Lets hear their plan! Now, whats the future look like for Dina and Bobby?
Bobby: Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it.
Bobby: Yeah we kinda didnt use any
Dina: Bobby Corso, but hes a real nice guy. I like him a lot. Hes real funny.
Dina: Oh my God! Bobby!
Bobby: Well I really have high hopes for my band.
Rachel: (To Dina) Really? (Nods her head at Bobby.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dinas situation.]
Rachel: So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?
Rachel: Okay Bobby, why dont we just come over here and let them have a little moment. (Drags Bobby away from Joey and Dina.)
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Rachel: All right Joey! That is enough! (Grabs him and pulls him away from Bobby and Dina) Listen, as beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, its not legal. Okay? They-they dont have a marriage license, they dont have any witnesses, and the groom only has on one shoe!
Bobby: And by you.
Joey: Come here! (Hugs Dina and Bobby looks to hug Rachel.)
Chandler: Maybe Monica has a bobby pin.
Joey: Maybe! (To Bobby) Well! Well so-so uh, what kind of music does Numb NutsOh forget it! I cant!
[Scene: A restaurant. Fun Bobby and Monica are ordering.]
Joey: Dina, if youre having a baby you should be married! Even if it is to Bobby! (Bobby gets happy.) Dude, thats not a compliment!
Bobby: Hi Dina. Good to see you.
Joey: Easy there Captain Kirk. Oh, do you have a bobby pin?