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Dina: Bobby Corso, but hes a real nice guy. I like him a lot. Hes real funny.
Dina: Oh my God! Bobby!
Bobby: Hi Dina. Good to see you.
Joey: Ahhh! I heard "I do", were halfway there! Okay! (To Bobby) You!
Rachel: All right Joey! That is enough! (Grabs him and pulls him away from Bobby and Dina) Listen, as beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, its not legal. Okay? They-they dont have a marriage license, they dont have any witnesses, and the groom only has on one shoe!
Bobby: Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it.
Rachel: Heyyyyy! Contraceptives are not always effective! (To Bobby and Dina) Right?
Bobby: Yeah we kinda didnt use any
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dinas situation.]
Joey: Oh? Oh! Okay! Okay! Lets hear their plan! Now, whats the future look like for Dina and Bobby?
Bobby: Well I really have high hopes for my band.
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Bobby: Well its just me and my pal Rooster, the bands name is Numb Nuts.
Rachel: (To Dina) Really? (Nods her head at Bobby.)
Joey: Dina, if youre having a baby you should be married! Even if it is to Bobby! (Bobby gets happy.) Dude, thats not a compliment!
Rachel: So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?
Joey: Maybe! (To Bobby) Well! Well so-so uh, what kind of music does Numb NutsOh forget it! I cant!
Dina: Joey, I am scared to death about this. But I really think I can do it, Im just gonna need some help. And Bobbys gonna be here the whole time.
Bobby: You bet I am! (To Joey) And to answer your earlier question, were straight-up gangster rap. (Joey shakes his head as if hes about to lose it.)
Bobby: And by you.
Rachel: Okay Bobby, why dont we just come over here and let them have a little moment. (Drags Bobby away from Joey and Dina.)
Joey: Come here! (Hugs Dina and Bobby looks to hug Rachel.)
Joey: You know more than one Fun Bobby?
(Everyone cheers. Monica opens the door. Bobby is obviously very depressed)
Monica: Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby!
PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
Monica: Not everybody's happy. Hey Bobby!
Joey: (Approaching) Hey Fun Bobby! Whoah! Who died?
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Bobby: I'm twelve, I'm not stupid.
ROSS: Hey, Fun Bobby!
[Fun Bobby (FBOB) enters from Monica's bedroom.]
ROSS: Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a... a drink in his hand.
[All look towards door Fun Bobby left through.]
PHOE: Fun Bobby is so great.
[Scene: Monica, Fun Bobby, and Phoebe sitting in Central Perk Rachel is serving them. She brings a mug to Monica.]
JOEY: Hey no, seriously, I don't need you to pick me... [Fun Bobby picks Joey up off the ground, bounces him. Joey laughs.] Alright! It still works.
MNCA: Yes, I would like something. [looks at Fun Bobby, changes her mind] No, no thank you.
MNCA: It's Fun Bobby.
[Monica returns to couch next to Fun Bobby.]
MNCA: Bobby.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel at counter, Phoebe, Chandler, and Fun Bobby at the couch.]
MNCA: Alright, here you go, sweetie. [hands Fun Bobby his coffee]
CHAN: Bye..... ridiculously dull Bobby.
MNCA: Oh, he's sober alright. Just turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason.
[Fun Bobby leaves and Monica goes back inside.]
ROSS: What's going on, is... uh, Bobby drinking again?
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
Rachel: Its Robert Bobby.
[Monica answers the door. Its Fun Bobby.]
Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!
Rachel: Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?
Bobby: Hey, Dr. Farber.
(Barry finds it draped on a cupboard and gives it to Rachel, they kiss as Bobby enters.)
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
Chandler: Hey Bobby.
MNCA: Bobby and I are going away for the weekend, remember?
Monica: I'm sorry, okay. It's just that Chandler has somebody, and Phoebe has somebody- I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
[Scene: A restaurant. Fun Bobby and Monica are ordering.]
Chandler: Fun Bobby? Your ex-boyfriend Fun Bobby?
Chandler: Maybe Monica has a bobby pin.
[Time lapse. Bobby is talking about his grandfather. Everyone else is virtually in tears]
Fun Bobby: It's gonna be an open casket, y'know, so at least I'll- I get to see him again.
Joey: Easy there Captain Kirk. Oh, do you have a bobby pin?