words in movies
PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
Bobby: You bet I am! (To Joey) And to answer your earlier question, were straight-up gangster rap. (Joey shakes his head as if hes about to lose it.)
Joey: Oh? Oh! Okay! Okay! Lets hear their plan! Now, whats the future look like for Dina and Bobby?
Chandler: Hey Bobby.
Dina: Bobby Corso, but hes a real nice guy. I like him a lot. Hes real funny.
Dina: Oh my God! Bobby!
Bobby: Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it.
Bobby: Yeah we kinda didnt use any
Bobby: Well I really have high hopes for my band.
Rachel: (To Dina) Really? (Nods her head at Bobby.)
Rachel: So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?
Bobby: And by you.
Joey: Come here! (Hugs Dina and Bobby looks to hug Rachel.)
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Chandler: Maybe Monica has a bobby pin.
Rachel: Okay Bobby, why dont we just come over here and let them have a little moment. (Drags Bobby away from Joey and Dina.)
Rachel: All right Joey! That is enough! (Grabs him and pulls him away from Bobby and Dina) Listen, as beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, its not legal. Okay? They-they dont have a marriage license, they dont have any witnesses, and the groom only has on one shoe!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dinas situation.]
[Time lapse. Bobby is talking about his grandfather. Everyone else is virtually in tears]
Joey: Dina, if youre having a baby you should be married! Even if it is to Bobby! (Bobby gets happy.) Dude, thats not a compliment!
[Scene: A restaurant. Fun Bobby and Monica are ordering.]
Joey: Maybe! (To Bobby) Well! Well so-so uh, what kind of music does Numb NutsOh forget it! I cant!
Chandler: Fun Bobby? Your ex-boyfriend Fun Bobby?
Joey: You know more than one Fun Bobby?
Joey: Easy there Captain Kirk. Oh, do you have a bobby pin?
Fun Bobby: It's gonna be an open casket, y'know, so at least I'll- I get to see him again.
Dina: Joey, I am scared to death about this. But I really think I can do it, Im just gonna need some help. And Bobbys gonna be here the whole time.
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
Bobby: Hi Dina. Good to see you.
Rachel: Heyyyyy! Contraceptives are not always effective! (To Bobby and Dina) Right?
(Everyone cheers. Monica opens the door. Bobby is obviously very depressed)
Joey: (Approaching) Hey Fun Bobby! Whoah! Who died?
Monica: Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby!
ROSS: Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a... a drink in his hand.
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Bobby: I'm twelve, I'm not stupid.
PHOE: Fun Bobby is so great.
JOEY: Hey no, seriously, I don't need you to pick me... [Fun Bobby picks Joey up off the ground, bounces him. Joey laughs.] Alright! It still works.
MNCA: Bobby.
Monica: Not everybody's happy. Hey Bobby!
Joey: Ahhh! I heard "I do", were halfway there! Okay! (To Bobby) You!
ROSS: Hey, Fun Bobby!
[Fun Bobby (FBOB) enters from Monica's bedroom.]
[All look towards door Fun Bobby left through.]
[Scene: Monica, Fun Bobby, and Phoebe sitting in Central Perk Rachel is serving them. She brings a mug to Monica.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel at counter, Phoebe, Chandler, and Fun Bobby at the couch.]
MNCA: It's Fun Bobby.
MNCA: Alright, here you go, sweetie. [hands Fun Bobby his coffee]
[Monica returns to couch next to Fun Bobby.]
CHAN: Bye..... ridiculously dull Bobby.
ROSS: What's going on, is... uh, Bobby drinking again?
MNCA: Yes, I would like something. [looks at Fun Bobby, changes her mind] No, no thank you.
MNCA: Oh, he's sober alright. Just turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason.
Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
[Fun Bobby leaves and Monica goes back inside.]
Rachel: Its Robert Bobby.
Rachel: Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
[Monica answers the door. Its Fun Bobby.]
(Barry finds it draped on a cupboard and gives it to Rachel, they kiss as Bobby enters.)
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?
Bobby: Hey, Dr. Farber.
Monica: I'm sorry, okay. It's just that Chandler has somebody, and Phoebe has somebody- I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby.
MNCA: Bobby and I are going away for the weekend, remember?
Bobby: Well its just me and my pal Rooster, the bands name is Numb Nuts.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?