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(they both start up the stairs.)
Ross: All right here. Watch me execute the three Ps of championship play. Power. (swings the racquet) Precision. (swings the racquet.) and penache. (does a backswing and hits Sarah whos started up the stairs, knocking her down, they both watch in horror.)
(Chandler and Joey both laugh)
Joey: It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?
Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Eric: Were both teachers.
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
(They both go into their rooms and after a little while Rachel pokes her head into the living room.)
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
(Monica and Chandler both look at each other and run over to the window to watch the action in Ross apartment)
(Monica and Rachel both cover their eyes)
Don: And youre still married to him? (They both laugh, and Chandler tries to but fails.)
Joey: Yeah. Sure. (They both half stand up, Joey pulls the neck of his sweater out, and Rachel looks down it to see his T-shirt.)
Monica: I dont see him. Hey! Maybe hes in the sugar bowl! (Opens the sugar bowl) Joey? Nope! (Closes the sugar bowl and they both laugh.)
Monica: Honey, both yours.
Phoebe: Yeah, we both can. And we both will.
(They both go back into their old rooms and shut the doors. Of course, Chandler has to close both sections of his door.)
Both: Three.
Phoebe: Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you, it was just, it was so sweet. (She goes to hug them and they both flinch, thinking that Phoebe is about to attack them.)
Monica: Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.
Joey: (mocks him, in a whiney voice) look both ways before you cross the street. (Turns and walks headlong into the closed door.)
Eric: And we were both in the Peace Corps.
Joey: Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy. (They both squint at each other.) I never noticed that before.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time.]
(They both laugh. Ross sits down, but Rachel doesnt move and is lost in thought.)
(They both look at each other, then Phoebe gets an idea.)
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Ross: You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vain in my head pops. So..
Rachel: yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, you're made for each other.
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
Phoebe: Both it is, thank you.
Ross: Actually, um, I was thinking maybe both of us could go.
Ross: No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're strongest when.. when you're together.
Chandler: Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table> she'd have to give her up.
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey) And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani (Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
Mike: You need both hands for that?
Phoebe: Yeah... ooh... wow... Even started to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to... do this with. Here you go. (Both Phoebe and Mike look really proud.)
Gym Employee: Okay, Dave in the membership office, handles quitters. (Both Chandler and Ross start to make their way to the membership office.) Uh, excuse me, (to Ross) are you a member?
Waiter: Oh, they�re both exclus�
Russell: Of course you did. Look Ross, you cant get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.
Chandler: Okay. Thats better. Now I want you to both apologize to each other and mean it.
(They both start laughing really loudly.)
(They both start laughing again.)
Monica: I thought I was something that we both wanted!
Monica: Both of them?
Phoebe: Yes. Definitely! Yes! Let's live in an apartment that we both live in! (Hugs him.)
Monica: Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing for the same thing, right?
(Phoebe and Joey both grab one side of the wishbone)
Chandler: She doesnt know. Says she loves us both. Y'know I woke up this morning and I was in love, well I was happy. Y'know it serves me right for buying that twelve pack of condoms. And now I cant even return them, because she choked on the reciept!
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas bathroom. Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub.]
Chandler: Actually it's both of us.
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, Ive-Ive been dating both of you, and its been really horrible. Cause y'know its been a lot of fun, for me. Umm, but I-I like you both, and I, and I didnt know how to chose, so... Im sorry, Im just, Im terrible, Im a terrible person. Im terrible.
Ross: Ok. (they both go)
(Ross and Mike glance at each other then both suddenly turn to Phoebe who is gone. �They sheepishly exchange glances.)
Both: Yeah
Professore Clerk: Or we could throw you both in now!
Ross: (knocks on door) Rach, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed)
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
(They both stare each other down as we hear Lets get ready to r-r-r-rum-ble!!!)
Joey: (bewildered) Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!
Joey: Alright, alright, okay, uhm... How 'bout this, how about this? Tomorrow... tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together.
(They both hug, and Rachel, who was in the back of the plane, sees this and smiles.)
Chandler: Oh, I see what you mean, that's quite nice. (They look at each other, both embarassed)
(Ross enters the room, takes off his robe and enters the booth. He stands with his back to the nozzles and then realises that this booth has nozzles at both sides of the wall)
Phoebe: Left! (Rachel hands her the napkin in her left hand and they both unfold and read them.) Thank you.
(They both enter the apartment again, where Amanda is "dancing" for Chandler, but she's really terrible at it)
Phoebe: Oh! Well, what kind of emergency that gets us both out of here?
(They both walk to the door and enter the hallway.)
(Charlie and Benji both let their hands slide down Ross's face, until their hands meet, and they hold hands.)
Rachel: Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...
(They both stare for a while, and then look at each other)
(While they are both pushing the painting towards each other, Phoebe enters)
Chandler: You know you don't want me to help. You can't have it both ways!
Charity guy: Right. Well, on behalf of the children: thank you both very much.
Rachel: Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in. Rachel is still going off about Rosss secret marriage.]
Chandler: He's doing that weird eye contact thing. Don't look at him, don't look at him! (They both look away)
[Scene: Ross and his date walk into a lobby. They are both wearing their jackets]
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
(they both run off, leaving Ross, Phoebe and Rachel stunned.)
Phoebe: Oh yeah? Well, let's see. (she takes her mobile phone) Ok, duck down. (they both get down to hide themselves. Phoebe calls Chandler)
(They both confer)
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.)
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
Phoebe: Oh no, no. I can't choose between you two! I love you both so much!
[Flashback, year 1987. Chandler enters the school's corridor. Ross is hanging some flyers on the wall. Both have a funny 80s hair and clothes.]
Mike: You both wanna do it? Uhm... there's only room for one.
Monica: (Thinks a little more) Okay, Okay, (clapping her hands) All right. What if we got both houses? Huh? We can turn this house into a guest house.
Chandler: You told us both we could be in the wedding? (they both stare at Rachel)
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Both: (long pause, they realize) Oh yeah!
Both: YAY! WHOO! YAY!
(They both jump up and wipe off their butts.)
Chandler: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.
Chandler: I know. See, yes. Thats Yasmine Bleeth, shes a completely different kind of chick. I love you both. But in very different ways.
Monica: Here, let me help you. (they both start opening boxes)
Phoebe: Potato, Potaato. (Shes pronounces potato with the both the short and long As.)
(They both sit down and Rachel pours them both some coffee. Theyre acting like nothings happened and everyone is just staring at them.)
[Scene: Barbados, Monica and Chandler's Room. They both enter from Ross's room. Monica still has her big, frizzy hair.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others.]