words in movies
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Monica: It-its so great to see you both here.
(Joey and Richard both wipe their faces and are given towels.)
Ross: No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think Im interested in them.
[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene. They are both holding swords.]
Joey: No! No, Im the minister! All right, look-look, put em both on the phone, Ill marry them right now.
(They both go out into the hall.)
Chandler: You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) Im so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)
(They both step up onto the altar and she notices the rabbi.)
(Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each others fingers.)
Joey: It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?
Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Eric: Were both teachers.
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
(They both go into their rooms and after a little while Rachel pokes her head into the living room.)
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
(Monica and Chandler both look at each other and run over to the window to watch the action in Ross apartment)
(Monica and Rachel both cover their eyes)
Don: And youre still married to him? (They both laugh, and Chandler tries to but fails.)
Joey: Yeah. Sure. (They both half stand up, Joey pulls the neck of his sweater out, and Rachel looks down it to see his T-shirt.)
Monica: I dont see him. Hey! Maybe hes in the sugar bowl! (Opens the sugar bowl) Joey? Nope! (Closes the sugar bowl and they both laugh.)
Monica: Honey, both yours.
Phoebe: Yeah, we both can. And we both will.
(They both go back into their old rooms and shut the doors. Of course, Chandler has to close both sections of his door.)
Both: Three.
Phoebe: Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you, it was just, it was so sweet. (She goes to hug them and they both flinch, thinking that Phoebe is about to attack them.)
Monica: Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.
Joey: (mocks him, in a whiney voice) look both ways before you cross the street. (Turns and walks headlong into the closed door.)
Eric: And we were both in the Peace Corps.
Joey: Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy. (They both squint at each other.) I never noticed that before.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time.]
(They both laugh. Ross sits down, but Rachel doesnt move and is lost in thought.)
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
(They both look at each other, then Phoebe gets an idea.)
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
Ross: You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vain in my head pops. So..
Gym Employee: Okay, Dave in the membership office, handles quitters. (Both Chandler and Ross start to make their way to the membership office.) Uh, excuse me, (to Ross) are you a member?
Ross: No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're strongest when.. when you're together.
Phoebe: Yeah... ooh... wow... Even started to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to... do this with. Here you go. (Both Phoebe and Mike look really proud.)
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
Rachel: yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, you're made for each other.
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
Ross: Actually, um, I was thinking maybe both of us could go.
Phoebe: Both it is, thank you.
Chandler: Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table> she'd have to give her up.
Mike: You need both hands for that?
(They both start laughing again.)
Waiter: Oh, they�re both exclus�
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey) And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani (Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
Russell: Of course you did. Look Ross, you cant get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.
Chandler: Okay. Thats better. Now I want you to both apologize to each other and mean it.
(They both start laughing really loudly.)
Phoebe: Yes. Definitely! Yes! Let's live in an apartment that we both live in! (Hugs him.)
Chandler: She doesnt know. Says she loves us both. Y'know I woke up this morning and I was in love, well I was happy. Y'know it serves me right for buying that twelve pack of condoms. And now I cant even return them, because she choked on the reciept!
Monica: I thought I was something that we both wanted!
Monica: Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing for the same thing, right?
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas bathroom. Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub.]
(Phoebe and Joey both grab one side of the wishbone)
Monica: Both of them?
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, Ive-Ive been dating both of you, and its been really horrible. Cause y'know its been a lot of fun, for me. Umm, but I-I like you both, and I, and I didnt know how to chose, so... Im sorry, Im just, Im terrible, Im a terrible person. Im terrible.
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
(Ross and Mike glance at each other then both suddenly turn to Phoebe who is gone. �They sheepishly exchange glances.)
Chandler: Actually it's both of us.
Ross: Ok. (they both go)
(They both hug, and Rachel, who was in the back of the plane, sees this and smiles.)
Ross: (knocks on door) Rach, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed)
Both: Yeah
(They both stare each other down as we hear Lets get ready to r-r-r-rum-ble!!!)
Joey: (bewildered) Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!
Professore Clerk: Or we could throw you both in now!
Joey: Alright, alright, okay, uhm... How 'bout this, how about this? Tomorrow... tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together.
Phoebe: Left! (Rachel hands her the napkin in her left hand and they both unfold and read them.) Thank you.
Chandler: Oh, I see what you mean, that's quite nice. (They look at each other, both embarassed)
(Ross enters the room, takes off his robe and enters the booth. He stands with his back to the nozzles and then realises that this booth has nozzles at both sides of the wall)
Phoebe: Oh! Well, what kind of emergency that gets us both out of here?
(They both walk to the door and enter the hallway.)
(They both enter the apartment again, where Amanda is "dancing" for Chandler, but she's really terrible at it)
Rachel: Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...
(They both stare for a while, and then look at each other)
Chandler: You know you don't want me to help. You can't have it both ways!
(While they are both pushing the painting towards each other, Phoebe enters)
Charity guy: Right. Well, on behalf of the children: thank you both very much.
Phoebe: Oh yeah? Well, let's see. (she takes her mobile phone) Ok, duck down. (they both get down to hide themselves. Phoebe calls Chandler)
(Charlie and Benji both let their hands slide down Ross's face, until their hands meet, and they hold hands.)
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in. Rachel is still going off about Rosss secret marriage.]
Rachel: Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).
Chandler: He's doing that weird eye contact thing. Don't look at him, don't look at him! (They both look away)
[Scene: Ross and his date walk into a lobby. They are both wearing their jackets]
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.)
(They both confer)
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
Chandler: You told us both we could be in the wedding? (they both stare at Rachel)
(they both run off, leaving Ross, Phoebe and Rachel stunned.)
[Flashback, year 1987. Chandler enters the school's corridor. Ross is hanging some flyers on the wall. Both have a funny 80s hair and clothes.]
Mike: You both wanna do it? Uhm... there's only room for one.
Phoebe: Oh no, no. I can't choose between you two! I love you both so much!
Chandler: I know. See, yes. Thats Yasmine Bleeth, shes a completely different kind of chick. I love you both. But in very different ways.
Both: (long pause, they realize) Oh yeah!
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Monica: (Thinks a little more) Okay, Okay, (clapping her hands) All right. What if we got both houses? Huh? We can turn this house into a guest house.
Both: YAY! WHOO! YAY!
Monica: Here, let me help you. (they both start opening boxes)
Chandler: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others.]
Phoebe: Potato, Potaato. (Shes pronounces potato with the both the short and long As.)
(They both jump up and wipe off their butts.)
[Scene: Barbados, Monica and Chandler's Room. They both enter from Ross's room. Monica still has her big, frizzy hair.]
(They both sit down and Rachel pours them both some coffee. Theyre acting like nothings happened and everyone is just staring at them.)