words in movies
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Monica: It-its so great to see you both here.
(Joey and Richard both wipe their faces and are given towels.)
Ross: No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think Im interested in them.
[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene. They are both holding swords.]
Joey: No! No, Im the minister! All right, look-look, put em both on the phone, Ill marry them right now.
(They both go out into the hall.)
Chandler: You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) Im so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)
(They both step up onto the altar and she notices the rabbi.)
(Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each others fingers.)
(As he walks past both Chandler and Ross notice the bag and stare at each other in shock.)
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
(They both exit.)
(Pause as they both take another sip of coffee.)
Chandler: I totally understand. (They both laugh.) Can I just see your bra?
Monica: Well umm, they both have a egg yolk and butter base, but a bearnaise has shallots, shirvel, and most importantly tarragon.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Phoebe: Gosh. Im not gonna let that man make you eat your baby. (They both sit down by the rest of the gang and Phoebe recognizes a man by the window.) Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? I think I know him.
(They both slowly enter the bedroom and quickly walk back out.)
Phoebe: Id better go. (She goes and sits down in the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000, the chair that Sit magazine called chair of the year, and they both look at her.) Just over here: I dont want to miss the fight.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in Joeys lap on Francette, and theyre both groaning.]
Phoebe: Well, I heard youre having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boys name is Stings son.
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
Joey: Good night. (They both enter their rooms.)
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Joey: I dont know. I guess theres just always been this distance yknowI mean we both try to pretend its not there, but it is.
(Joey and Chandler both come into the hallway.)
Joey: It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?
Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Eric: Were both teachers.
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
(They both go into their rooms and after a little while Rachel pokes her head into the living room.)
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
(Monica and Chandler both look at each other and run over to the window to watch the action in Ross apartment)
(Monica and Rachel both cover their eyes)
Don: And youre still married to him? (They both laugh, and Chandler tries to but fails.)
Joey: Yeah. Sure. (They both half stand up, Joey pulls the neck of his sweater out, and Rachel looks down it to see his T-shirt.)
Monica: I dont see him. Hey! Maybe hes in the sugar bowl! (Opens the sugar bowl) Joey? Nope! (Closes the sugar bowl and they both laugh.)
Monica: Honey, both yours.
Phoebe: Yeah, we both can. And we both will.
(They both go back into their old rooms and shut the doors. Of course, Chandler has to close both sections of his door.)
Both: Three.
Phoebe: Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you, it was just, it was so sweet. (She goes to hug them and they both flinch, thinking that Phoebe is about to attack them.)
Monica: Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.
Eric: And we were both in the Peace Corps.
Joey: (mocks him, in a whiney voice) look both ways before you cross the street. (Turns and walks headlong into the closed door.)
(They both laugh. Ross sits down, but Rachel doesnt move and is lost in thought.)
Joey: Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy. (They both squint at each other.) I never noticed that before.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time.]
(They both look at each other, then Phoebe gets an idea.)
Ross: You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vain in my head pops. So..
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Rachel: yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, you're made for each other.
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
Ross: Actually, um, I was thinking maybe both of us could go.
Mike: You need both hands for that?
Phoebe: Both it is, thank you.
Chandler: Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table> she'd have to give her up.
Ross: No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're strongest when.. when you're together.
Chandler: Okay. Thats better. Now I want you to both apologize to each other and mean it.
Phoebe: Yeah... ooh... wow... Even started to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to... do this with. Here you go. (Both Phoebe and Mike look really proud.)
Waiter: Oh, they�re both exclus�
Gym Employee: Okay, Dave in the membership office, handles quitters. (Both Chandler and Ross start to make their way to the membership office.) Uh, excuse me, (to Ross) are you a member?
Russell: Of course you did. Look Ross, you cant get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey) And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani (Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
Monica: I thought I was something that we both wanted!
(They both start laughing really loudly.)
(They both start laughing again.)
Chandler: She doesnt know. Says she loves us both. Y'know I woke up this morning and I was in love, well I was happy. Y'know it serves me right for buying that twelve pack of condoms. And now I cant even return them, because she choked on the reciept!
Phoebe: Yes. Definitely! Yes! Let's live in an apartment that we both live in! (Hugs him.)
Monica: Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing for the same thing, right?
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas bathroom. Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub.]
(Phoebe and Joey both grab one side of the wishbone)
Chandler: Actually it's both of us.
Monica: Both of them?
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, Ive-Ive been dating both of you, and its been really horrible. Cause y'know its been a lot of fun, for me. Umm, but I-I like you both, and I, and I didnt know how to chose, so... Im sorry, Im just, Im terrible, Im a terrible person. Im terrible.
Ross: Ok. (they both go)
(Ross and Mike glance at each other then both suddenly turn to Phoebe who is gone. �They sheepishly exchange glances.)
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
(They both stare each other down as we hear Lets get ready to r-r-r-rum-ble!!!)
Joey: (bewildered) Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!
Ross: (knocks on door) Rach, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed)
Professore Clerk: Or we could throw you both in now!
Both: Yeah
(They both hug, and Rachel, who was in the back of the plane, sees this and smiles.)
Joey: Alright, alright, okay, uhm... How 'bout this, how about this? Tomorrow... tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together.
Chandler: Oh, I see what you mean, that's quite nice. (They look at each other, both embarassed)
Phoebe: Oh! Well, what kind of emergency that gets us both out of here?
Chandler: You know you don't want me to help. You can't have it both ways!
(They both walk to the door and enter the hallway.)
(Ross enters the room, takes off his robe and enters the booth. He stands with his back to the nozzles and then realises that this booth has nozzles at both sides of the wall)
Rachel: Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...
Phoebe: Left! (Rachel hands her the napkin in her left hand and they both unfold and read them.) Thank you.
(They both enter the apartment again, where Amanda is "dancing" for Chandler, but she's really terrible at it)
(They both stare for a while, and then look at each other)
(While they are both pushing the painting towards each other, Phoebe enters)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in. Rachel is still going off about Rosss secret marriage.]
Charity guy: Right. Well, on behalf of the children: thank you both very much.
(Charlie and Benji both let their hands slide down Ross's face, until their hands meet, and they hold hands.)
Chandler: He's doing that weird eye contact thing. Don't look at him, don't look at him! (They both look away)
Rachel: Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
(They both confer)
[Scene: Ross and his date walk into a lobby. They are both wearing their jackets]
Phoebe: Oh yeah? Well, let's see. (she takes her mobile phone) Ok, duck down. (they both get down to hide themselves. Phoebe calls Chandler)
[Flashback, year 1987. Chandler enters the school's corridor. Ross is hanging some flyers on the wall. Both have a funny 80s hair and clothes.]
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.)