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Rachel: Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me.
Monica: Oh my God! You're water broke!
Phoebe: Wait, wait, remember when my water broke? (They all high-five again.)
Phoebe: No way! No way! You just broke with Tag a week ago.
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair. (Ross just stares at him) All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
Rachel: Yeah, he broke those too.
Phoebe: He broke that.
Rachel: Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
Joey: In Bizarro World!! You broke the code!
Monica: It was okay. Shes still kind of depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend.
Chandler: Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I cant get in!
Chandler: You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower!
Ross: I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, shed say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!
Monica: I cannot believe you broke up with her just like that.
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Ross: No, I mean, look I dont know if anything is going to happen with us, again. Ever. But I dont want to know that it-it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Joey: What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
Joey: (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
Ross: So I guess you bought that book after we broke up huh?
Monica: You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!
Monica: I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet?
Richard: So Monica let me ask you a question. Yknow, since we broke up do you ever, think about me?
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
Rachel: Now that she broke up with you?
Joey: So, system kinda broke down huh?!
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel.
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joeys chair?
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
Rachel: Well, its a long story, but umm I broke Joeys chair
Rachel: Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs!
Chandler: Joey you broke my chair!!
Rachel: Oh yeah, Joey broke it. Had to get rid of it.
Chandler: Because you (Points to Joey) broke a chair and you (Points to Rachel) broke a chair! The only one around here that hasnt broke a chair, is me!
Chandler: Yknow I was thinking if we had a a big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
PHOEBE: I, I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.'
Eric: Uh listen, I justI thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Phoebe: Broke them all, huh?
Phoebe: Oh, just as well, I broke this one.
Rachel: Oh no. No-no! I think my water just broke.
Phoebe: Sure! I feel so bad for you; I broke my leg once too.
Ross: I broke my thumb.
Joey: No, no, no, no! Hes fine! Look, look, look! (picks up the ball) Heres your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! (he throws the ball and it bounces right next to the dog) Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!
Joey: Oh, you told her you broke all the plates, huh? (Chandler walks back, looking angrily at Joey)
Charlie: Actually, Alby is the guy I broke up with.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I broke down... I wanted to see him.
Joey: Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.
Phoebe: Mike and I broke up.
Joey: Uh... Charlie and I broke up.
Charlie: Uh, well... Joey and I broke up.
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
Mike: Yeah... Well, when... you and I broke up I started seeing someone.
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
Mr. Geller: Worse than when he broke up with Barbara.
Rachel: Chandler, dont worry! This doesnt make you any less of a guy! (Chandler starts blowing on his fingernails like women do.) That does! (Chandler stops blowing.) What am I sitting on? (She looks and finds a huge nail.) I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off.
RACHEL: [on phone] Hi, Mr. Treeger. Hi, it's Rachel Green from upstairs. Yes, somebody, uh, broke our knob on the radiator and it's really hot in here. Yes, it's, it's hot enough to bake cookies. Well, do you think we could have a new one by 6? Wha t, no, no, Tuesday, we can't wait until Tuesday, we're having a party tonight.
Ross: You broke the pact!
Charlie: Benji isn't in love with me. I mean, he broke up with me. And besides, he's a very ethical man.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
Chandler: (pause) No, were still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. Cause you know love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up.
Phoebe: You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it up with Monicas guest towels?
Chandler: All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?
Ross: I dont know. I mean I-I guess I could. Its just that we didnt really end things such good terms. And if I go over there Id be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: Ok, good! (pause) You guys were so scared! There was no way I was gonna dump this...(a pigeon swoops down, scaring Phoebe who drops the bowl on the street) Oh God, no! (pause) I think I broke your bowl.
Joey: The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limesHey, what was in that brown jar?
Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However, (turns around and sees that Monica is sleeping and puts a blanket around her, kisses her, picks up the cigar, and starts watching the video)
CHANDLER: What're you kidding? I broke up with her. She actually thought that Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia.
Tim: But we broke up.
Michelle: It�s so amazing I met you the same day that Eric broke up with me, because it�s like you lose a boyfriend,you get a boyfriend.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
Chandler: (in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, Id miss you.
Rachel: Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, except I broke up with Roger.
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Chandler: What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
RACHEL: Hey Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.
ROSS: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I'm sorry I,I almost broke your hand.
Phoebe: Fine, all right, mine had a dwarf that got broke in half, but y'know whatever.
Ross: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Rachel: If we broke up, and I lost you...
PHOEBE: You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.
Ross: Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down.
Joey: The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limesHey, what was in that brown jar?
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
CHANDLER: I broke up with her.
JOEY: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
MNCA: Well we... we kinda broke up.
MONICA: Ok, all right. It was an accident, I swear, all right. I was putting on my jacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke.
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
EDDIE: That's good, that's good. So, so, so who broke up with who?
Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.