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Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. Cause you know love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up.
Chandler: All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?
Phoebe: You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it up with Monicas guest towels?
Joey: The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limesHey, what was in that brown jar?
Phoebe: Ok, good! (pause) You guys were so scared! There was no way I was gonna dump this...(a pigeon swoops down, scaring Phoebe who drops the bowl on the street) Oh God, no! (pause) I think I broke your bowl.
Ross: I dont know. I mean I-I guess I could. Its just that we didnt really end things such good terms. And if I go over there Id be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. (Walks away.)
CHANDLER: What're you kidding? I broke up with her. She actually thought that Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia.
Tim: But we broke up.
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However, (turns around and sees that Monica is sleeping and puts a blanket around her, kisses her, picks up the cigar, and starts watching the video)
Michelle: It�s so amazing I met you the same day that Eric broke up with me, because it�s like you lose a boyfriend,you get a boyfriend.
Chandler: (in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, Id miss you.
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Rachel: Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup.
Chandler: What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!
Phoebe: Oh, okay, except I broke up with Roger.
Rachel: If we broke up, and I lost you...
MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
RACHEL: Hey Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.
Joey: The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limesHey, what was in that brown jar?
Ross: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
Phoebe: Fine, all right, mine had a dwarf that got broke in half, but y'know whatever.
CHANDLER: I broke up with her.
Ross: Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down.
PHOEBE: You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.
MNCA: Well we... we kinda broke up.
JOEY: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
ROSS: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I'm sorry I,I almost broke your hand.
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
MONICA: Ok, all right. It was an accident, I swear, all right. I was putting on my jacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke.
EDDIE: That's good, that's good. So, so, so who broke up with who?
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
Frank: She broke my arm.
Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?
Chandler: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?
Phoebe: Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....
Monica: You broke a little girls leg?!!
Rachel: No, we kinda broke up instead.
Girl: Im not gonna tell you! Youre the bad man who broke Sarahs leg.
Monica: Thats okay, this is more important than fruit (pause) (angrily) on my ceiling! You broke up?!
Joey: Yeah, she broke up with me.
Charlie: Actually, I'm kinda happy to be leaving... I just broke up with someeone.
Chandler: Its possible. You are very loveable, Id miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.
Ross: Well, oh, Im sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but Im a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely okay?
Phoebe: Well, I think I broke it. But thats all right, heres the number you can call.
Phoebe: Are you asking me out? Cause it would be kinda weird since you just broke up with my sister.
Monica: Hey, Joey, I dont think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean its only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?
Chandler: I thought I broke Joeys chair! Thats why I replaced it with mine!
Monica: Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kindve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Rosss nose.
Chandler: You do know that Wham broke up?
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Big Nosed Rachel: Not for me. Chip and I broke up!
Phoebe: Wait, wait, remember when my water broke? (They all high-five again.)
Phoebe: No way! No way! You just broke with Tag a week ago.
Rachel: Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me.
Monica: Oh my God! You're water broke!
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
Rachel: Yeah, he broke those too.
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair. (Ross just stares at him) All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.
Phoebe: He broke that.
Monica: It was okay. Shes still kind of depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend.
Chandler: You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower!
Joey: In Bizarro World!! You broke the code!
Rachel: Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
Chandler: Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I cant get in!
Joey: (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
Ross: No, I mean, look I dont know if anything is going to happen with us, again. Ever. But I dont want to know that it-it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Joey: What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
Monica: I cannot believe you broke up with her just like that.
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Monica: I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet?
Ross: I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, shed say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!
Ross: So I guess you bought that book after we broke up huh?
Richard: So Monica let me ask you a question. Yknow, since we broke up do you ever, think about me?
Monica: You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel.
Monica: Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?
Joey: So, system kinda broke down huh?!
Rachel: Now that she broke up with you?
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joeys chair?
Rachel: Well, its a long story, but umm I broke Joeys chair
Chandler: Joey you broke my chair!!
Chandler: Because you (Points to Joey) broke a chair and you (Points to Rachel) broke a chair! The only one around here that hasnt broke a chair, is me!
Eric: Uh listen, I justI thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Rachel: Oh yeah, Joey broke it. Had to get rid of it.
Chandler: Yknow I was thinking if we had a a big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours
PHOEBE: I, I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.'
Rachel: Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs!
Rachel: Oh no. No-no! I think my water just broke.
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Phoebe: Oh, just as well, I broke this one.