words in movies
Teleplay by: Brian Boyle Story by: Zachary Rosenblatt Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way.
(They walk by a Pottery Barn window display.)
Joey: Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! Its eating me alive!! Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Episodes Orginally Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, guineapig, Josh Hodge, Aaron D. Howard-Miller, and Kiza Abuzahra.
Phoebe: You mean theOkay by siadic, you mean the towel covered portion.
Jason: I was passin by and I saw that you were playing tonight, its kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)
Written by: Michael Curtis & Gregory S. Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Jill Condon & Any Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
Rachel: Oh. (She tries to walk away from Josh, by he keeps holding her) Stop it!
Written by: Seth Kirkland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help from: Darcy Partridge
Ross: Fine by me; hope she wins.
Ross: (moved by the kiss) Huh...
Chandler: Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers, I'm gonna need them on my desk by nine o'clock.
Rachel: I did it! Oh! I finished it! I did it all by myself! And there's nobody to hug!
Rachel: Okay, honey, what he means by that, is ...while this is a very nice gift, maybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives?
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!
(Ross leans in and kisses her. They both look at each other for a moment, and then embrace in a more passionate kiss, only to be interrupted by Joey and Chandler coming outside.)
Ross: (stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?
Chandler: Hey, by any chance did either of pick uh Rachel for your secret Santa, cause I wanna trade for her.
Rachel: And y'know what, Im gonna, Im gonna go to bed now, but ah, on my way to work tomorrow morning, Im gonna stop by around 8:30.
Joey: Listen, I ah, I know its a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?
Joey: Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. Well stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Darcy & Julie Partridge
[Scene: Central Perk, Sergei is teaching Phoebe how to sing American Pie, by Don Maclean.]
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.]
Written by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
(Joey does the 232 divided by 13 bad news look.)
Chandler: (to Drew) Oh, by the way, that is her full name.
Ross: Im sorry. But ah, hey, oh, somebodys off the phone, how bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again.
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Julio: Flowers of Evil, by Beaudalire. Have you read it?
Mrs. Lynch: Well, she was leaving work and she was hit by a cab.
(She goes into the freezer to get it herself, and leaves the door open. The waiter from earlier comes by and closes the door.)
Rachel: Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!
Tag: I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch by guys.
(The apartment manager hung up on him and he hangs up the phone and throws in on the chair. Joey motions, "What the hell was that?" Chandler makes a face to say, "Think about it." Joey tries to divide 136 by 13; he's confused. Suddenly, light dawns on yonder dunder head. He gets it.)
(Ursula points out a vacant table, so the twins walk over, side by side, to sit down. Departing customers walk right past the pair. Sitting at the back, a hungry gentleman looks most annoyed as Ursula sets his meal down in front of her. The girls sit.)
Frank: Oh come on we went, we went to Time Square, we found ninja stars, I almost got arm broken by a hooker...
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
(They lean in to kiss and are interrupted by the phone.)
Written by: Seth Kirkland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]
Ross: Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be...(makes flinging motions with hands) flung by now?
Written by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
CHANDLER: Maybe 'cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Look Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing right now?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
Written by: Greg Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
Monica: I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me.
Rachel: What am I making him by the way?
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
Monica: Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesnt show up by then, then just come on home.
(While Phoebe's bear is still in the lead, it is now closely followed by Joey's robot. Chandler and Monica's dog however, sits down, barking... and does a backflip.)
Chandler: Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget. (Monica is not amused by that statement.) Seriously, good luck marrying me.
(And with that, we start a series of flashbacks to Thanksgiving's of years gone by.)
[Scene: Monica and Phoebes, Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp.]
Rachel: Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!
Written by: Wil Calhoun & Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldnerg-Meehan. Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Wil Calhoun Story by: Andrew Reich and Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah. Definitely, well it definitely took me by surprise, but Im okay.
[Scene: Joeys bedroom, he is awoken by the singing guy.]
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Hey you guys! Whats happening?
Monica: Oh, about five minutes. Right now theyre interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Story by: Adam Chase Teleplay by: Michael Curtis & Gregory S. Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Bitsy: By the way, do you know who's moving back into town? Tom and Sue's daughter Jen.
Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!
Mrs. Tedlock: Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day.
Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)
(Ross turns around and sees Rachel sitting by the window. She is just glaring at him.)
(He thinks about it and decides to join in by turning over a chair and continue ransacking the place.)
[All by myself is playing. Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]
Chandler: Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.
(They kiss but are interrupted by a knock on the door.)
Chandler: You cant tell, but Im trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!
Teleplay by: Michael Curtis Story by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
(Robin interrupts her again by complaining loudly to Billy as the camera cuts to them.)
Chandler: All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, yknow, youre gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.
Monica: What does she mean by 'involved'?
(Ross tries to clear off the pool table by knocking the balls to the other end of the table, but they all bounce back, and he frantically starts to throw them into the pockets.)
Monica: Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
Written by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Monica: Thats because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. But hey, y'know if you dont believe me, please, by my guest.
Mr. Waltham: (walking by) Yes.
(He throws down his plate and runs to the wine cellar, Monica is about to follow him but is intercepted by Rachel.)
Monica: (Angrily.) You can let some of them go by!(Judy and Andrea go to the front of the chapel. Joey approaches Monica.)
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think itd be really good.
Written by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Monica: Honey, sweetie, by the edges.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance. A waiter comes out.]
Ross: Isn't Rachel supposed to be back by now?
(They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.)
Monica: Toe the line. Thread the needle. Think outside the box! (Tries to leave, but is stopped by Rachel.)
Chandler: Yeah, that's when if you get the babies out by the end of the month, they give you 2% financing.