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Phoebe: Really?! I looked into that. Yeah, but, I mean it costs like $60,000 and yknow you can die. And, you would die!
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: [singing] I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find...
Rachel: So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
Ross: Yes, you can, very much.
Monica: Ohh, this is soo amazing! I cant believe my brothers getting married! And in London! Its so romantic!
Phoebe: Im so jealous youre all going! I cant believe I never knew that you cant fly in your third trimester!
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Rachel: Yeah. Its just gonna be too hard. Yknow? I mean, its Ross. How can I watch him get married? Yknow its just, its for the best, yknow it is, its Yknow, plus, somebodys got to stay here with Phoebe! Yknow shes gonna be pretty big by then, and she needs someone to help her tie her shoes; drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labour.
Chandler: All right, check it out. Check this out. It says here that theres a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums! (Reading from the book.) "Its almost as good as being there."
Joey: Its better! You cant go to a museum in your underwear!
Monica: I cant believe this! (Storms out.)
Monica: Wow! Look at this! (Picking up a shirt.) I cant believe I even fit into this shirt! (She holds it up and it reads: Tyrannosaurus Ross.) (She turns it around and looks at it.) Oh, this is yours. (Hands it to Ross.)
Phoebe: No-no I cant! I cant let you do it!
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Rachel: Well, can I keep the presents and still be 29?
All: Come on Phoebe! You can do it Phoebe! Come on!
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend hes Alan Alda.
Phoebe: Oh, well get in line missy. (To Ross) So, can I have a ride stud?
Monica: I cant believe you bought this.
Monica: Okay. I can do that.
Rachel: Ooh... oooh... (pause) (Rachel is all bah-jiggity about Joey) oh, ah... (pause) (to Monica) Can I ask you a question?
Chandler: (to a waiter) Oh thats great! Right there! Can we get some of that over here please? (The waiter comes over) There we go.
Mr. Geller: (filming this) Hey Chandler, you cant keep your hands off her for one second!
Phoebe: I lost a whole year! I cant believe it! This is so unfair!
Joey: Pheebs! Wait up! (She stops.) Listen uh, close your eyes. (She does so and Joey passionately kisses her.) Maybe thats one thing you can cross off your list.
Rachel: Hey Joey, can I
Joey: Oh. Okay. Hey, can I ride this outside?
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Rachel: Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but I just think Im past the point where I think I can yknow, just have fun.
Rachel: Oh, if I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year?
Rachel: Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found.
Dina: Im going to keep dating him Mother, and theres nothing you can do about it!
Dina: (crying) Can I get some ice here?!
Phoebe: Or, we can decide by whose ever name is closer to the word phone.
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Phoebe: So you dont know thats Barneys the store! That can be yknow his friends house, or a bar. Who has Barneys the store on their speed dial?
Ross: Oh yeah its fine. I guess the more muscles you have the more they can spasim out of control.
Rachel: Phoebe! You cant do th
ROSS: Hi, we're visitiing. It's Ben and his da-da. Da-da. Can you say da-da? Look, I'm gonna tell your momies you said it anyway so you might as well try.
Joey: (shocked) I can do an English accent?! That babys going on my resume!
Cecilia: Id love to, but my lawyer said I cant do that anymore.
Monica: (entering with Rachel) Oh my God! Its true!! Oh my God you are so amazing! Oh my God, can I just ask you to do me oh, just one favor?
Cecilia: I really cant slap you. (Monica walks away angrily)
Monica: Can you blame him?
Ben: Can I do it to you?
Joey: So I can do it?
Chandler: Yeah you can do it.
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Can I get you something?
Joey: All right!!! Okay!! All right! Okay-okay, I gotta get started on my speech! Oh, wait a minute, Internet ministers can still have sex right?
Monica: Okay, while were waiting for these pills to kick in, Im gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, Im gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And ImSit down(She sits down on the couch)gonna make you some tea. And then, Im gonna rub your feet.
Chandler: Well then why cant I see it?
Monica: Oh. I guess you can. Okay but; I-I have to return it, so you cant like it.
Carol: Can I ask whatCome on in.
Carol: Umm uh, Ill make some coffee and we can uh, chat.
Monica: Okay! But you cant rip it. Well, maybe a little.
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! I cant go! Im gonna be too nervous!
Morse: Well maybe you can cut me some slack. Im sort of in love.
Ross: Well we-we dont know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesnt know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, thats uh, thats all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?
Ross: Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.
Joey: Okay. Can I squeeze your ass?
Joey: (opening his door) If I cant have it you cant have it! (Rachel walks away angrily.)
Ross: I cant believe someone would do that for a grade.
Phoebe: (crossing her fingers and closing her eyes) Please dont be a space ship. Please dont be a space ship. (She turns on the light and looks around and finds that its the smoke detector thats beeping.) Oh thank God! (She moves a chair over and starts to investigate how to make the beeping turn off, in frustration she yanks the thing off of the wall. She sets it down and heads for bed, just as she gets there it beeps again. She opens the cover and removes the battery, but it still beeps.) How could you be beeping?! I just disconnected you! I took out your battery! How can
Ross: Uh Mr. Morse, can I speak to you for a moment?
Rachel: Okay honey, you can finish this later were gonna be late. We gotta go.
Rachel: Hey Pheebs, can I talk to you over here for a second?
Phoebe: Well when can we have this shower?
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We cant do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! Theres just too much to do! Its impossible! We cant do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
Monica: Okay. (They both jump up to head for there room, but Monica stops.) But wait, we cant. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, were supposed to have lunch.
Ross: Fine, she can stay at my place. By the way, what-what does Cassie even look like now.
Monica: So to get this part you cant be?
Joey: I just have to call my agent and tell her I cant do the part. (Gets up for the phone.)
Monica: I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)
(Joey turns and looks at quite possibly one of the ugliest pets that you can possibly buy on the planet. Rachel has bought herself a hairless cat. Yep, a hairless cat! Joey and Ross start to get sick.)
Melissa: Oh no, thats-thats an old card. Umm, I wanted to get out of that and-and do something where I can really help people and-and make a difference.
Rachel: Oh, yknow what? I cant. I have to have dinner with that Melissa girl.
Joey: (excitedly) Can I come?! I wont even talk! Youll just hear the noise from my video camera.
Rachel: Can I please be there when you tell her? (Joey nods yes.)
Joey: Oh good! Can I tell her?! Can I tell her?!
Phoebe: What?! No, you cant, you cant leave me here with them! Were baby-sitting!
Monica: I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!
Phoebe: Okay! All right! Yeah! Cause I just cant picture it.
Chandler: You cant wear that! Im wearing the famous tux! James Bonds tux!
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Joey: (entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?
Monica: All right thats it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I dont care!
Melissa: Aww, look whos being suddenly shy. You cant tell me you dont feel what I feel. Nobody can kiss that good and not mean it. (Goes in again.)
Chandler: Yeah, Im not sure I can do that.
Joey: Well, I cant do everything! Look back over your time together.
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
Joey: (To Rachel) Hey, I was pretty close. (She just glares at him.) Uhh, so bad news. Umm, I cant buy the boat, I dont have any money.
Ross: I cant believe in four weeks theyre gonna be married!
Phoebe: (singing) Rossss can!
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Ross: Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?
Phoebe: Yeah! Ooh, we could teach them to sing, and we can be like the Von Trapp family! Only without the Nazis. Although that sounds kinda dull.
Rachel: Oh, can we read them?
Joey: If he goes first he can!
Ross: You cant do that!
Rachel: Wow! I cant believe you lied to me.
Phoebe: Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. (Rachel glares at her.)
Monica: Nice work everybody! So much for the yknow, "You can drive it, but dont tell Rachel" plan!
Chandler: Oh yes, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?"
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Phoebe: Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00!
Policeman: Can I see your license please?
Ross: I can handle the stick!!
Policeman: Can he handle the stick?