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Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a private room and currently theyre all unavailable.
Julie: Well, if you like you can feel Rachels and then feel mine to compare.
Ross: Mom, yknow what? I-I cant deal with this right now. Im sorry
Ross: Okay, stop it! I cant deal with this right now. I have to go have a baby.
Chandler: Look, weve always talked about having babies someday. Im not saying it has to be right now, but Im starting to think that we can handle it. Were good. Were really good.
Phoebe: Oh down please. (The guy tries to reach the button, but cant.) I-I hate to be a ball buster can I just do it? (She pushes the button.)
Phoebe: Wait a second, or maybe you can go in first.
Phoebe: No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see whats he like. People tell doctors everything.
Cliff: Cant you figure that out based on my date of birth?
Janice: I .cant .believe this!
Sid: I still cant believe it! Im the luckiest guy in the world!
Monica: We could, or we can have sex in it.
Monica: I cant believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?
Cliff: Id have to say the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that youre making me eat him.
Phoebe: Youre right, that was wrong. Im sorry. Im so sorry. Its just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?
Rachel: I cant. I cant push anymore, I cant.
Rachel: Im sorry, I cant!
Ross: Yes you can!
Rachel: I cant!
Ross: Hey! Hey! Come on! You can! I know you can do this! Lets go!
Rachel: I cant. Please, you do it for me.
Phoebe: Can we come in?
Rachel: Oh nothing I Sorry, I just cant stop crying.
Monica: I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what youre doing. Just raising her all alone.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, it really was. But we we gotta be careful. We we cant let that happen again, yknow?
Phoebe: I just cant decide who she looks more alike, you or Rachel?
Rachel: Oh, hon can you grab me my other box of tissues? Theyre right on that chair under Rosss coat.
Rachel: Y'know what? I think we can just leave it at that. It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...
Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
(Chandler sulkilty picks up a garbage can lid and uses it as an umbrella.)
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
Chandler: We can? All right, I'm tryin' that.
Rachel: Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.
Joey: Well, thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? Ive got a really good one! Ive been thinking about it since Kansas.
Chandler: Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. Can I get you another latte?
Rachel: But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesnt see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesnt like me very much.
Joey: Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up.
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...
Chandler: Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here, please?
Phoebe Sr: Well, because youd be giving up a baby, and I-I really dontI dont know if theres anything I can say that could make you understand the pain of giving up a baby. So, umm, (Picks up a puppy in the box next to the couch.)
Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..
Ross: So, I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and-and-and live forever as a machine.
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: (singing) I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find, is the wonders I've found ever since...
Rachel: No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this!
Rachel: Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Yknow, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts.
Chandler: ...Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?
Mrs. Geller: Sweetie, you think you can get in there?
Chandler: Yeah, well I dont think you can make that statement, unless youve been kicked in an area that God only meant to be treated nicely.
Ross: Some days it's all I can think about.
Monica: ...I can imagine.
Joey: You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!
Chandler: So- you can tell?
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Phoebe: Yeah. Oh, can I come?
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
Ross: Fine! Its your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just dont want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but thats what you want, theres nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DONT DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table.
Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table.
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?
Monica: Hey! Do you think that we can get to the subway right there if we climb down through the manhole cover?
Carol: Look, you don't have to talk to it. You can sing to it if you want.
Ross: He can hold a banana, if that's whatcha mean...
Monica: Can you go any faster with that?
Chandler: Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go.
Joey: Ah! I'm an actor! I can memorize anything! Last week on "Days" I had to say "Frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy".
Phoebe: No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious.
Ross: That was the water fountain! Okay?! Anyway, people are writing reports for me, uh pushing back deadlines to meet my schedule, I'm telling you, you get tough with people you can get anything you want. (Joey walks by with a cup of coffee.) Hey Tribbiani, give me that coffee! Now!
Phoebe: I can hop. (She hops onto the table)
Chandler: It's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.
Janine: Cant wait! (They each go into their respective apartments.)
Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom.
(Ross notices that Paolo is standing on a step, which makes him taller. Ross gets up on the same step so he can look down at Paolo.)
Rachel: No? Yknow, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.
Phoebe: Okay, maybe it was a trick question. (Plays a few chords) Um, Rachel can we do this now?
Ross: ...But a man can change. (Downs a shot)
Joey: I'm telling ya... (his eyes open wide and he looks like his eyes are about to pop out. He stares at Ross like this without blinking) I can do it.
Ross: Oh-oh-okay, but-but I know, that even though I've been a-a complete idiot up 'til now, I mean, I mean you-you-you have to come here. You have to come here so we can work this out.
Richard: And-and then I sneak out and before Monica can her parents come in.
Rachel: Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos (touching Paolo's nose with forefinger with each syllable)
Monica: Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in (Ross looks at her.) Ive been watching too much porn.
Phoebe: Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec?
Supervisor: So basically this is very easy. You read from the script and try to sell as much toner as you possibly can.
Tag: Someone I can spoil, yknow?
Chandler: Can I just say one thing?
Joey: Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?
Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say.
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Phoebe: Yeah. So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys. It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect.
Phoebe: Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.
Chandler: Ok, you can not do this to me.
Chandler: (To Rachel) Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance! (To Eldad) You dance for Rachel!
Monica: You can not do this.
Chandler: Monica, can I talk to you for a sec? (Pulls her away from Phoebe and Rachel)
Joey: Uh, can I talk to you for a second, over there?
Chandler: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
Monica: Can we just start throwing things in?
Ross: Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball.
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
Chandler: How can I dump this woman on Valentine's day?
Joshua: (getting up and backing away from they.) Is there ah, is there some way they can not be here. Its just ah, farm birds really kinda freak me out!
Ross: You know how close women can get.
Richard: That can be arranged.
Mr.Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats cant sleep.
Lorraine: (to waiter) Uh, can we have three chocolate mousses to go please?
Rachel: Excuse me? Can I help you with anything?
Monica: No! Listen, Im not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you cant blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Lets just call this, tie score and its halftime.
Chandler: Can we start over?
Joey: If you go to a hotel you'll be...doing stuff. I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you.
Ashley: Can we do it again?
Phoebe: Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What's my number?
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Phoebe: (points at Joey's pen) Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?
Phoebe: Alright, so, can we turn this off? Can we just make it... make them go away? Because I cant, I cant watch.
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? So, hes going out with her. I mean, is it really so terrible?
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.
Monica: Well there's not much we can do.
Mr. Geller: 'Cause there's time to make up for that. We can do stuff together. You always wanted to go to that Colonial Williamsburg. How 'bout we do that?
Chandler: Can you hear that?
Joey: What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.
Chandler: Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.
Chandler: And monkeys cant write out prescriptions.
Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!
Monica: I don't need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers. And there, there are places you can go to get that stuff.