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[Scene: at Barry and Mindy's reception, Monica and Richard are sitting at a table, and Monica is trying to throw a piece of candy into his mouth.]
RICHARD: Okay, last chance. (Monica throws the candy and hits some woman in the back of the head, Richard turns around and says) Again, I'm sorry.
[The next flashback is from The One With The Candy Hearts. Joey and Chandler are waiting at a restaurant as Lorraine and her friend arrive.]
Phoebe: No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. (She grabs the skull, pulls out a stick of licorice, and takes a bite.)
Monica: Well, you justyou put a quarter in and yknow pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something.
(Walks out and after he closes the door Phoebe turns around and takes a bite out of what is left of his candy bar.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling.]
Receptionist: (holds up her handshe is on the phone) It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I'm not completely satisfied.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting on the couch, eating candy. It is raining out. Ross climbs up the fire escape and is knocking on the window.]
Rachel: Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Yknow, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts.
[Scene: The Vending Machines, Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine.]
Ross: Thats, thats, thats a big candy bar. (Shes holding one of those huge Toblerone bars.) I had the most amazing time with you.
Rachel: Well, I have to say that earns tutu pieces of candy.
Susan: I got an extra one. You want this? (holds the candy in front of Ross' face)
Chandler: Is it loaded? Oh, little candy hearts. (reading the candy) Chan and Jan Forever.
Rachel: Well Im alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think?
Monica: Oh, Candy! She was so spunky!
Monica: (without looking up from what she's doing) Besides tampons and salt? (Then looks) Ooh! My God! Maple candy! That's so sweet of you. (Opens the box) That's weird...it's empty!
Mr. Treeger:: Cause youre a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me "
Emily: Well, that me. (They kiss again.) Here, have this. (She gives him the candy bar.) Im only allowed one piece of carryon anyway. (She starts towards the jetway.)
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. Do you ah, want to get her something speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum.
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Chip: Oh, like Id give up that job! Free popcorn and candy, anytime I want. I can get you free posters for your room.
Joey: Would she? (He smells something and gasps as he realizes what it is.) You ate my candy bar!
Joey: I like to see the previews. (Rachel looks at him.) The candy.
Ross: Hey, theres uh, some people outside, askin about candy.
Chandler: All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down! (They settle down) What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and Ill bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?
(Ross walks in, eating cotton candy. Monica nudges Chandler who hides the picture in his magazine. Ross sits down on the chair, he seems kinda out of it.)
All: We want candy! We want candy now! (And other general commotion sounds.)
Joey: (To Phoebe) Hey, is uh the rest of my candy bar around here?
Monica: Making holiday candy for the neighbors.
Chandler: (with his mouth full) What happened? Im just eating candy.
Monica: Did you eat all the neighbor candy?!
Monica: They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)
Ross: Mine stole my newspaper! Its like a crime wave!! (Monica runs to make more candy.) Pheebs, you uh, you got a second.
Gary: Its candy time! My roommate says that they taste like little drops of heaven.
Gary: So, can I get some candy?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters.]
The Woman: (after Monica gives her the candy) Thank you.
The Woman: Please! I have people coming from out of town today! And, I told them all about your candy!
The Woman: Hi! Im sorry, I know its after hours but I really need candy.
Chandler: Stop making candy!
Monica: Ross! The neighbors ate all my candy!!
The Man: (from earlier) Candy Lady?
Rachel: Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.
Joey: Yeah lady! Give us candy!!
Joey: (stepping in and knocking the man over) Hey, if we know it can we have candy?!!
Joey: Thats right, its all ruined! You guys ruined everything! You ruined it! (Steps into the apartment and Chandler closes the door.) (Joey struts over to the candy and starts eating it.)
Rachel: Oh no, I think Im gonna go home and eat ten candy bars.
Rachel: Oh wow! That deserves another piece of candy.
Joey: Waiting for candy.
Monica: See? This is exactly why Im making this candy. We can learn their names and get to know our neighbors.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Rachel: Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
Chandler: No not (imitating) Candy Lady.
Rachel: And you are a very funny clown. (Gives him candy.)
Rachel: Ohh Oh, honey here. Take it all. (Pours the entire large bowl into her bag and closes the door.) Monica! We need more candy?
Joey: Hey uh, whats with the candy?
Ross: All right. (reading the label) Candy and Cookie?
Phoebe: Yeah. Candys the mother, Cookies the daughter. The fathers also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?
Chandler: I'm sorry, he's a little bit wound up, we had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here.
Joey: Hey and look he brought flowers. Thanks Ross, but Im really more of a candy guy. (Laughs.)
The Interviewer: Like the candy?
Ross: Oh, my maple candy!
Ross: Totally insane. Dude, let's drive home, we'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if...if they're closed maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves.
Ross: Let's celebrate with some maple candy!
Cowgirl: (interrupting) Can I just have the candy?
Monica: Oh, no! I mean, obviously we want to see you take your clothes off! You big piece of eye candy!
Monica: The basket is totally empty! My God, the neighbors ate all the candy!
Chandler: (picking up a video from the table) Candy and Cookie. Candy and Cookie? Monica got me porn?! Girl-on-girl porn?! She really must love me!! (Chandler runs over to the TV, puts the tape in, and sits down to enjoy some "porn")
Joey: (grabbing the candy bar) Yeah Ill take that.
Rachel: Gotta go! (Opens the door to a boy in a cape.) Hi! Wow! There you go! (Hands him some candy.)
Monica: Ooh, candy bars, crossword puzzles
[Wedding music starts, Phoebe noisily unwraps a piece of candy.]
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
The Man: Were waiting for the candy. (Yelling at the door.) Bring out the candy!
Phoebe: Shes just so cute! I just wanna bite her ear off and use it and a sucking candy.
Rachel: (to them) Just a minute!!! (She takes the candy and opens the door to two parents, a witch, a clown, and a cowgirl.) Look at you guys! Wow! You are a very scary witch. (Gives her candy.)
Monica: (opening the door and frantically) Okay, guys! The candy is coming; I just need another 15 minutes for the chocolate to cool!
The Woman: I told em your candy is absolutely indescribable!