words in movies
Phoebe: (sees a little kid playing with a race car bed) (to kid) Hi. Y'know in England this car would be on the other side of the store. (the kid just stares at her, and she makes the that went right over your head motion) Woo!
(Phoebe starts to make a sound like a car accelerating)
(Phoebe makes a sound like a car screeching to a halt.)
Monica: Why is this car in my bedroom?
Joey: Let's just say there's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio. Hey Monica listen is-is Phoebe there? I gotta ask her something about the car.
Carol: (running over and grabbing the phone away from Ross) (on phone) Phoebe, hang on a second. (Hands Ross her keys) Here, take my car, go pick up your friends.
MR. GELLER: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou. . .
Carl: I'm just sayin', if I see one more picture of Ed Begley, Jr. in that stupid electric car, I'm gonna shoot myself! I mean, don't get me wrong... I'm not against environmental issues per se.... it's just that guy!
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna put this (her suitcase) in the car.
Joey: Listen uh, Im really sorry, it looks like Im gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasnt there!
Joanna: Im in my bosss car!
Monica: Oh, is everything in the car?
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Monica: You dont have a car. And your license expired.
Ross: No, a car backfired, but (Rachel suddenly calms down) I thought somebody was taking a shot at me. And Rach, I I survived! And I was filled with this-this great respect for life. Y'know? I-I want to experience every moment. I want to seize every opportunity. I-I am seeing everything so-so clearly now.
Joey: (on the other end at a pay phone) Hey, its me. Listen Casey and I were on our way back and had a little car trouble.
Gary: Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. (Joey slowly moves off of Ross.) Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did?
Ross: Okay, is everybody clear? Were gonna pick it up and move it. Now all we need is teamwork, okay? Were gonna lift the car and slide it out. Lift and slide!
Chandler: Oh yes! Monica, get in here! There's a high-speed car chase on!
Guy: (he reaches into the car and slams his siren on the roof.) So am I!
Monica: (entering, in a hurry) Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
Phoebe: Okay. Good, all right, lets get back in the car, cause its freezing, and my chest is unsupported.
Phoebe: (on phone, in 'Katelynn's' voice) 'Hi, I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page. Okay, well, um, she's in her car I'll have to patch you through.'
Phoebe: Excuse me, is this your car?
Ross: Pheebs, we had the most incredible night! Okay, so, we're in the car
Joey: (dejected) Yeah okay. (To Chandler) Even though my tax dollars paid for this car.
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
Rachel: Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.
Chandler: Joey kicked me out of the car on the George Washington bridge!
[Scene: Rosss birthday, Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him.]
PHOEBE: Oh, no no, that side doesn't have one, the paramedics had to cut through it. [Chandler jumps out of the car]
Monica: I wanna say good-bye at the car!
Rachel: Oh honey, I'll say good-bye to you at the car if you don't mind the puss.
Joey: Anybody want to say good-bye to me at the car?
Woman: (walking up) I love your car.
Phoebe: Do you like car games?
[Scene: The ride along, they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before.]
Guy #1: Nice car!
Joey: (entering wearing nothing but Porsche clothes) So the Porsche guy took his car back.
Chandler: You dont even have a car!
The Porsche Owner: Hey! Thats my car.
The Porsche Owner: But its my car!
Joey: Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didnt have the car! Right?
[Scene: The street, Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff. This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with.]
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Chandler: Look I'm very glad that you saved Ross from the car backfire, but y'know, it could've been a bullet and you y'know, you didn't try to save me!
[Scene: Rosss birthday, night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]
[Scene: The Porsche, Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car.]
Carol: Listen, we both know youre gonna do it cause youre not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.
Paul: (whispering) Okay. (Starts for the car.)
[Time lapse, Phoebe is still asleep only Joey is now passed out next to her and the cars still moving. She wakes up, sees Joey, and screams.]
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Rachel: Really? Okay. Okay, I-Ill go upstairs. (to Paul) If-if you get me something from the car.
Rachel: (yelling) So youre gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and thats where everybodys gonna be!
Ross: Thanks. (Phoebe gets up to get a refill.) (To Monica) Oh! So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together or what?
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Tag: (looking at the street) Oh my god! Those guys are stealing my car! (He points down to the street)
Monica: I know. But umm, one time there was this really dirty car in front of the building, so I washed it.
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Ross: Okay, okay, so we're in the car. Right? And bang! A shot was fired. And Joey with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me!
Ross: Hey! That was a practical purchase! I needed that car for transportation! Okay? I-I have a child!
Monica: So wait, Rosss stuff is fine, but I have no memories because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car away from water!!!
Ross: Damnit! (Shuts the car off.)
Joey: Dude, you soooo need this car.
Ross: You wanna buy a car?
(Just as they are about to pull away, a big, fat, bald guy pulls up in the exact same car as Ross and stops next to him.)
Ross: Thats not what this is about okay? I-I am a sports car enthusiast. I have always been into cars.
Rachel: Look Ross, if youre so freaked out, just get in the car!
Monica: 007 has a fancy car!
Ross: There is no way I am letting you drive this car! So why dont you just hand over the keys?
Ross: Im so we werent in the car! Did he ever let up?
Phoebe: No, cause she didnt tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session, and I was not gonna waste a whole another hour there! I mean Ive only got a week left, yknow? Ive really gotta start living now! (So she picks up the latest copy of Car and Driver (a U.S. auto magazine), leans back, and starts reading.)
Joey: So I got your car, its right outside.
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Anxious Wedding Guest: (rushing up) Thats my car!
Joey: All right, car magazines, cereal boxes, but its like enough!
Ross: (grabbing the car) Okay! Okay! Okay! (He gets in, but into the back seat.)
Phoebe: Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.
Monica: And Ive got the car keys.
Ross: Its a car Monica! Not a rocket ship!
Ross: Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. Im Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.
Man: Car accident.
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
Mike: I'm sorry too. And just to be clear, I didn't hit his mother with a car.
Policeman: Its Petty. (He grabs Rosss license.) Ill be right back with your ticket. (Walks back to his car.)
Joey: No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.
Ross comes out of the guest bedroom with the diaper bag and the car seat carrying thingy.. yeah.. thats the techinal term.. He goes to Chandler.
Monica: Well, what do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident?
Ross: No, no, really, Ive got to take the car back anyway, Im spending all day tomorrow with Ben, Its fine, no guilt I promise.
Joey: Fine, I'll rent a car and drive...! Ross, you have to get that job!
Joey: Road trip! Yeah, we can rent a car! I just have to be there by Tuesday!
Ross: (yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!
Phoebe: That's okay. If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.
Chandler: I was in the car with Nancy all day.
Ross: (panting)They're towing a car. And I am seeing...spots.
Ross: Hey Mon, that was really nice of you to loan Rachel your car so she could go and get the cake.
Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!
Rachel: (whispering) "Dude, Where's My Car?"
Rachel: Because a car backfired?
Ross: Will the owner of a 1995 Buick LeSabre please see the front desk? Your car is about to be towed.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk.]
Ross: All right everyone, lift! (They and try to lift the car, of course it doesnt raise up) And slide!! (Everyone leans over, but the car still does not move.)
Joey: All-all right! (They run and jump in the car.) Start it up! Lets go!