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(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.)
Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!
(Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.)
Carol: So.
Carol: Sorry. You look good too.
Carol: A lesbian?
Carol: Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh-
Ross: Why- why are you here, Carol?
Carol: I'm pregnant.
Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me.
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
Rachel: Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow.. When did it get so complicated?
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, Carol is waiting.]
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Ross: (they shake hands) Hello, Susan. (To Carol) Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?
Carol: Dr. Oberman.
Carol: Yes, and she's very supportive.
Ross: Okay, that's great. (Susan gives her drink to Carol.) No, I'm- Oh.
Carol: Thanks.
Carol: Ross? That opens my cervix. (He drops it in horror.)
Carol: Give me a 'for instance'.
Carol: Marlon-
Carol: -if it's a boy, Minnie if it's a girl.
Carol: As in my grandmother.
Carol: Julia..
Carol: Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller.
Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller.
Carol: No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.
Carol: All right, you two, stop it!
Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 'Cause I think that borders on child abuse.
Dr. Oberman: Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but.. thanks for sharing. (To Carol) Uh, lie back..
Carol: I know.
Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away.
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol.]
Ross: My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part)
Joey: With Carol? (Ross gives him a look.) Oh.
Ross: Hi, is uh, is Carol here?
[Scene: Carol and Susan's, Ross is preparing to talk to her belly.]
Carol: Anytime you're ready.
Carol: Just aim for the bump.
Carol: So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.
Carol: Look, you don't have to talk to it. You can sing to it if you want.
[Scene: Carol and Susan's, Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach.]
Carol: No, no that was the first.
Carol: I did.
Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?
Ross: Yeah. I mean, it's been kinda quiet since Carol left, so...
Carol: Do you want to know?
Carol: Don't you want to know about the sex?
Carol: Totally and completely healthy!
Carol: Yes, we certainly do, it's going to be...
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself: "Doctor Paleontology, two kids... " (pause) You split with Carol because you have different interests?... I think you split with Carol because you've one very similar interest!
Carol: I cant speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.
Carol: Hey hey, come on in!
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
Carol: Uh, that's our friend Tanya.
Carol and Susan: It's a...
Ross: Oh, that's great, that is great! (Hugs and kisses Carol. Then picks up a picture frame)
Carol: Well, thanks for the books.
Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)
Carol: Hello?
Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.
Susan: Oh, that's so... (Susan hugs Carol, they giggle, Ross steps away) It really is...do we know...?
Ross: (on intercom) Uh, never mind, I don't want to know. (Carol and Susan laugh)
Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Carol: Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom. Her coat is gone.
Carol: Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you.
Carol: That could be it.
Carol: Oh, no no no. I'm fine. I'm fine.
Ross: Now that is funny. Hey, do you think...would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? 'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad.
Ross: Are you sure? Great. Carol? Wanna come over and join us?
Carol: Mushroom. Smile. They won't all be like this. Some women might even stay through dinner. Sorry, that's not funny
Carol: You know that thing you put over here with the pin in it? It's time to take the pin out. You'll find someone, I know you will. The right woman is just waiting for you.
Carol: Oh, I love you too. But...
Carol: Not her.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Susan: Carol, not me.
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Carol: Life partner.
Rachel: So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?
Carol: Its a little complicated.
[Scene: The Lamaze class, several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, whos got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan.]
Carol: What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just gonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in.
Ross: Hi. Sorry Im late. Wheres, wheres Carol?
Carol: This is impossible. Its just impossible.
Ross: Carol, honey, shhh, shhh, everythings gonna be alright.
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Ross: No! No no, it is nothing like me and Carol!
Ross: Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part. (to Carol and Susan) Helloo!
Ross: Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum.
Ross: (to Carol) Where the hell have you been?
Carol: Thanks.
Carol: Am I allowed to drink anything?
Carol: Let it go, Ross.
Carol: You're gonna kill me!
Carol: Count faster.
Carol: Ow, ow, ow, ow, leg cramp, leg cramp, leg cramp.
Carol: Now go!
Susan: Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.
Carol: Out!
Ross: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.
Carol: All right, that's it. I want both of you out.
Ross: (to Carol) Yeah, listen...
Carol: Ok.
Carol: Ok.
Carol: Are they here yet?
(Carol suddenly screams in pain and grabs Chandler by the shirt.)
Carol: But they're not here yet!
Carol: Where are they?
Carol: Oh, god.
(Carol and Susan arrive.)
Carol: Really?
Carol: What does he look like?
Carol: Why'd you freak out?
[Scene: Carol and Susan's, there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]
Ross: Carol?
Carol: I guess so. (Carol starts to breast feed Ben.)
Ross: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Carol: Well, Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend, so we went back to Jordie.
Carol: Sure.
Carol: As much as he needs.
Ross: Carol, we've been through this before, ok? We have a good time. We laugh, we play. It's like we're father and son.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch.]
Carol: How did we do?
Carol: My breast milk is gross?
Carol: Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big deal. Just taste it. (Holding out a bottle.)
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
Carol: (noticing a kid who has picked up a copy of Variety to read) Hey, that kid looks familiar.
CAROL: Hi honey.
CAROL: What?