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(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.)
Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!
(Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.)
Carol: So.
Carol: Sorry. You look good too.
Carol: A lesbian?
Carol: Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh-
Ross: Why- why are you here, Carol?
Carol: I'm pregnant.
Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me.
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
Rachel: Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow.. When did it get so complicated?
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, Carol is waiting.]
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Ross: (they shake hands) Hello, Susan. (To Carol) Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?
Carol: Dr. Oberman.
Carol: Yes, and she's very supportive.
Ross: Okay, that's great. (Susan gives her drink to Carol.) No, I'm- Oh.
Carol: Thanks.
Carol: Ross? That opens my cervix. (He drops it in horror.)
Carol: Give me a 'for instance'.
Carol: Marlon-
Carol: -if it's a boy, Minnie if it's a girl.
Carol: As in my grandmother.
Carol: Julia..
Carol: Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller.
Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller.
Carol: No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.
Carol: All right, you two, stop it!
Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 'Cause I think that borders on child abuse.
Dr. Oberman: Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but.. thanks for sharing. (To Carol) Uh, lie back..
Carol: I know.
Carol: Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?
Carol: Hey, what are you doing here?
Carol: (answering the door) Hi!
Carol: Hes sleeping.
Carol: Sooo!! Anyway...
Carol: Oh God, Ross I am so sorry.
Carol: Its not that kind of anniversary.
Carol: Oh, great! Me too.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan.]
Carol: (on phone) Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to say something. (listens) What? (listens) (to Ross) You slept with someone else?!
Carol: You slept with another woman?
CAROL: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said yumen.
Phoebe: Yeah! Lets do that!! That-that sounds good. We should sit down and talk, just me, my lover Carol, and the Stings. Umm, how-how will I get in touch with them?
Carol: (looking through the peephole) Ugh. (opening the door) Ross!
Carol: Ahh, nooo!!
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is running to answer the door.]
Carol: Yeah, okay, bye. (closes the door, turns out the lights, and runs back to the bedroom)
Carol: Okay, bye!!
Carol: Okay, Ill pay you tomorrow. (pushes him out the door)
Carol: Youre a genius, Ross.
Carol: Ah, Susan will be so pleased.
Carol: No. But its okay, Ill just put out pickles or something.
Chandler: What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Carol: This doesn't have anything to do with the fact that he is being raised by two women, does it?
Carol: So, I got the results of the amnio today.
Carol: He picked it out of the toy store himself, he loves it.
Carol: (screaming at Ross) Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"
Carol: (straining) Not.... helping!
ROSS: Well, I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got the chicken pox.
Carol: (knocking on the door) Ross!
Carol: (irked) Where have you been?
Carol: Ohh, yknow, Susans gonna be shooting a commercial in London next week.
Emily: Thats Carol with your son!
Carol: Yes!
Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Carol: Whats too much fun?
Carol: Hey, Ben! Hey!
Carol: Hey! Hows Ben?
Carol: Oh my God, you are so paranoid!
Carol: Maybe.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Carol: Ooh, yeah! She said shes having sooo much fun with Emily.
Ross: No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55-JIMBO.
Phoebe: Wow, Carol really messed you up!
Ross: (To Carol) No tongue. (And gives her the thumbs up.)
Carol: I was gonna say
Ross: Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was: "My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is complaining about Carol.]
Dr. Franzblau: It really was. There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel. (Carol sits up in pain, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau casually lay her back down) There you go, dear.
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Carol: Whats not funny?
Ross: I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.
Carol: Ah yeah, but now its Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.
Carol: (entering from the kitchen) Hey Ross!
Carol: Oh I I think theyre funny.
Carol: What? (Goes and checks.)
Ross: Hi, um, Im err, (has to clear his throat) Im Ross Geller, and err ah... (pats Carols bulge) ..thats, thats my boy in there, and uh, (points) this is Carol Willick, and this... is Susan Bunch. Susan is um Carols, just, com... (embarrassment finally overwhelms the poor fellow, who becomes incoherent until) ..whos next?
Rachel: Or Carol! But theyre funny to kids and who is it hurting?!
Carol: (yelling from the bathroom) Oh my God!
Ross: Hey, hello! mmwa! (kisses Carol) I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna.
Carol: (entering with Ben and Ross) Hey guys!
Carol: I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier.
[Scene: The Chinese Restaurant, Ross and Carol are talking. Kristin is not there.]
Carol: Thanks. (Exits.)
Carol: Y'know, I don't really know you well enough for you to do that.
Joey: I look more like him than you do! (He winks at Carol.)
Carol: Guess what? Ben is going to be in a TV commercial!
Carol: Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?
(Carol takes off her jacket, her pregnant belly is exposed.)
Ross: If you have to call me name, I prefer "Ross the Divorcer". It's just cooler. Look, I know my marriage isn't exactly work out. But I love to be that committed to another person. And Carol had some good times before she became a lesbian... and once afterward. I'm sorry.
Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
[Scene: Lamaze class, Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susans lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap. The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end.]
Rachel: Im just visiting my good friend Carol.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Ross: The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadnt realized she was a lesbian.
Rachel: Carol Lesbian?
Carol: What do you mean?
Ross: Carol our sex life isits just not working
Carol: Like what?
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him.]
Carol: (quickly) I love that idea!
Ross: Yay! (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life I was thinking, maybe I dont know, we could try some-some new things. Yknow? For fun?
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Carol: Oh, me too.
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Carol: Oh umm, yknow I think it would be better if we just save it.
Carol: Thank you so much for coming.
Carol: (jumping up to get it) I got it!
Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)
Carol: Looks like it.
Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!
Carol: Thank you so much.
CAROL: Uh, we're going down to Colonial Williamsburg.
Ross: Well with Carol, I promised never to love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise.
CAROL: We've gotta go, we've got that cab waiting.
Ross: Not-not really. Th-th-there was just Carol.
Ross: Yeah, well my-my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and umm, uh, and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as Im sure you are with your wife! (Realizes) Oh, Im sorry! (To Elizabeth) Its unbelievable!
Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carols great and Im sure youre a very attractive man, but I .