words in movies
CHAN: OK, look, that is one guy's opinion, alright. Phoebs, read yours.
CHAN: Does anyone have one from a different paper? Ross, read yours.
CHAN: I had about a mugful in this lovely 'I got boned at the Museum of Natural History' mug.
CHAN: Hey.
CHAN: Guess who's back in show business.
CHAN: No, no, Phoebs. You know why? Cause he's dead.
CHAN: OK, I guess this is gonna seem kinda bittersweet now, but... Joey, that's who.
CHAN: Hey, yeah... we could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia.
CHAN: Bye..... ridiculously dull Bobby.
CHAN: [turning around] Hey Ross.... bahhhh!
CHAN: [to Phoebe] Listen, Phoebs, this is gonna be OK. [introducing Russ and Ross] Ross, Russ. Russ, Ross.
CHAN: You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.
CHAN: Yes, yes, but did you see who she was dating?
CHAN: Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?
CHAN: Hey.
CHAN: Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part, or... uh, Italy called and said it was hungry.
CHAN: Oh my God!
CHAN: [not knowing how to react] Oh my... God?
CHAN: So, what're you gonna do?
CHAN: Well, I... I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.
CHAN: Well is she... [reaches into the cookie jar for a cookie, takes his hand out, covered with pasta sauce]
CHAN: It's alright. Is she good-looking?
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
CHAN: Didn't you used to call it the Little Major?
CHAN: Hey, we're having some fun now, huh, Ross? Wanna do another one, huh Russ? OK... eleven letters, atomic element number 101... ends in ium.
CHAN: And weenie number two has it. Unless, of course, nine-down, Knights in White Satin was sung by the Doody Blues.
CHAN: OK, I'm gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins.
CHAN: No, I don't even think he knew. Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?
CHAN: Me.
CHAN: It's my game. You want the job or not?
CHAN: Hey.
CHAN: I'll take one. Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant.
CHAN: So what'd you do?
CHAN: Oh, hey.
CHAN: Yeah, I'm sorry man.
CHAN: Hey!
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
CHAN: Woah, woah, I've put on a little weight?
CHAN: OK, let's do it. [Monica looks at him funny] What?
Joey: Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you.
Joey: Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back.
CHAN: And we're changing. [jogs back in his apartment]
CHAN: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time.
CHAN: So you really OK about all this?
CHAN: Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
CHAN: One. . . two. . . two and a half. OK, just show me one of them.
CHAN: Waitress. Got it. You guys wanna play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
CHAN: Don't touch the computer. Don't ever touch the computer.
CHAN: [in phone] So, Spock actually hugs his father?
CHAN: [nervous] What? Nothing.
JOEY/CHAN: Ohhh.
CHAN: What are you doing out there?
CHAN: Good luck.
CHAN: Yes, yes it is, short story, that I was writing.
CHAN, JOEY, ROSS: No!
CHAN: Look, maybe we should go?
CHAN: My diary! My diary, that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary, she never would have made me read her my diary.
Chandler: Is it loaded? Oh, little candy hearts. (reading the candy) Chan and Jan Forever.
CHAN: [squirming] All right, let's get some perspective here, ok? These things, they happen for a reason.
CHAN: [weakly] No.
CHAN: No, Amish boy.
CHAN: No, no, see? See? [the printer starts to run] Hey, it's printing. [to Joey, rattled] Hey, it's printing!
CHAN: Oh good, I was hoping that would come up.
Ross: (sees Joey) Hey. (walks into the living room) Uh, Chan, can I uh, can I talk to you for a second?
CHAN: Alright, OK, alright. But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home.
EDDIE: Hey Chan, is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up his moose hat or should I just toss it out?
CHAN: I'm telling you this thing won't print. Yes, I pressed that button like 100 times. You know, for a hot line you are not so hot. What? What is that in the background? Are you watching Star Trek?
CHAN: All right, check out this bad boy. 12 megabytes of ram. 500 megabyte hard drive. Built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 b.p.s.
CHAN: [through gritted teeth] Alright. [clears his throat] "It was summer, and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. 'Oh, look,' cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The end."
Chandler: Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love. (They start kissing.)
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Joey: Ooh. I-I don't know Chan. I'm not so good with remembering lines.
CHAN: Well it couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. OK, so what is it, am I hideously unattractive?
Ross: (to Joey) It's ok, because they have to get it out of their system, okay (back to Mon and Chan), but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be.
Joey: Yeah! You, Chan, and the vein!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
CHAN: OK, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? Is there something. . . repellant. . . about me?
CHAN: [slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [slowly sets the cup back down] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him]. She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.
CHAN: [doggedly] Games and stuff.
CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
CHAN: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight.
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.