words in movies
CHAN: OK, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? Is there something. . . repellant. . . about me?
CHAN: Well it couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. OK, so what is it, am I hideously unattractive?
CHAN: Woah, woah, I've put on a little weight?
CHAN: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time.
CHAN: Alright, OK, alright. But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home.
CHAN: OK, let's do it. [Monica looks at him funny] What?
CHAN: And we're changing. [jogs back in his apartment]
CHAN: [weakly] No.
CHAN: One. . . two. . . two and a half. OK, just show me one of them.
CHAN: [slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [slowly sets the cup back down] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him]. She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.
CHAN: Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it.
CHAN: So you really OK about all this?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
Joey: Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back.
Joey: Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you.
CHAN: Don't touch the computer. Don't ever touch the computer.
CHAN: Yes, yes it is, short story, that I was writing.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
CHAN: [in phone] So, Spock actually hugs his father?
CHAN: Waitress. Got it. You guys wanna play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
CHAN: [nervous] What? Nothing.
JOEY/CHAN: Ohhh.
CHAN, JOEY, ROSS: No!
CHAN: My diary! My diary, that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary, she never would have made me read her my diary.
CHAN: Good luck.
CHAN: What are you doing out there?
CHAN: Look, maybe we should go?
CHAN: OK, look, that is one guy's opinion, alright. Phoebs, read yours.
CHAN: [squirming] All right, let's get some perspective here, ok? These things, they happen for a reason.
CHAN: Hey, yeah... we could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia.
CHAN: Hey.
CHAN: Hey.
CHAN: No, no, Phoebs. You know why? Cause he's dead.
CHAN: [not knowing how to react] Oh my... God?
CHAN: So, what're you gonna do?
CHAN: Hey.
CHAN: Oh my God!
CHAN: Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part, or... uh, Italy called and said it was hungry.
CHAN: Well is she... [reaches into the cookie jar for a cookie, takes his hand out, covered with pasta sauce]
CHAN: It's alright. Is she good-looking?
CHAN: It's my game. You want the job or not?
CHAN: So what'd you do?
CHAN: I'll take one. Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant.
CHAN: Hey!
CHAN: Oh, hey.
CHAN: Yeah, I'm sorry man.
CHAN: No, I don't even think he knew. Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?
CHAN: Yes, yes, but did you see who she was dating?
CHAN: [to Phoebe] Listen, Phoebs, this is gonna be OK. [introducing Russ and Ross] Ross, Russ. Russ, Ross.
Chandler: Is it loaded? Oh, little candy hearts. (reading the candy) Chan and Jan Forever.
CHAN: Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?
CHAN: Hey, we're having some fun now, huh, Ross? Wanna do another one, huh Russ? OK... eleven letters, atomic element number 101... ends in ium.
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
CHAN: Bye..... ridiculously dull Bobby.
CHAN: Oh good, I was hoping that would come up.
CHAN: No, Amish boy.
CHAN: You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.
CHAN: I had about a mugful in this lovely 'I got boned at the Museum of Natural History' mug.
CHAN: OK, I'm gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins.
Ross: (sees Joey) Hey. (walks into the living room) Uh, Chan, can I uh, can I talk to you for a second?
EDDIE: Hey Chan, is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up his moose hat or should I just toss it out?
CHAN: Guess who's back in show business.
Chandler: Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love. (They start kissing.)
CHAN: Me.
CHAN: No, no, see? See? [the printer starts to run] Hey, it's printing. [to Joey, rattled] Hey, it's printing!
CHAN: Does anyone have one from a different paper? Ross, read yours.
CHAN: All right, check out this bad boy. 12 megabytes of ram. 500 megabyte hard drive. Built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 b.p.s.
CHAN: [through gritted teeth] Alright. [clears his throat] "It was summer, and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. 'Oh, look,' cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The end."
CHAN: I'm telling you this thing won't print. Yes, I pressed that button like 100 times. You know, for a hot line you are not so hot. What? What is that in the background? Are you watching Star Trek?
CHAN: Didn't you used to call it the Little Major?
CHAN: Well, I... I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.
CHAN: OK, I guess this is gonna seem kinda bittersweet now, but... Joey, that's who.
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
CHAN: [turning around] Hey Ross.... bahhhh!
Joey: Ooh. I-I don't know Chan. I'm not so good with remembering lines.
Joey: Yeah! You, Chan, and the vein!
CHAN: [doggedly] Games and stuff.
Ross: (to Joey) It's ok, because they have to get it out of their system, okay (back to Mon and Chan), but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be.
CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
CHAN: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight.
CHAN: And weenie number two has it. Unless, of course, nine-down, Knights in White Satin was sung by the Doody Blues.
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.