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'CHANDLER' in a movie sentence | examples for 'CHANDLER' from movies

Chandler: Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldn’t be dating me, that’s for sure.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Sure I would!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: What, you guys really think that I’m that shallow?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? I’d probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my job’s fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I don’t have to wear a tie.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

{Transcriber’s note: This is where the opening credits are, but they’re not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachel’s still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then they’re dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesn’t apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (entering, depressed) Hey.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic funny."

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Was his question what’s more boring than him?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Ehh.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: That’s an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I could use the money; it could give me time to write.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Okay!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: All right!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. (Points to him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Hey.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well it’s kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that he’s not real.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Uh-oh, it’s my boss!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (reading the list) Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins. Teach me how to spell vitamins. Wear in my new jeans.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: What?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: But the Kit-Kats are all right?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: A hospital, Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was nature’s way of telling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But you’re not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but you’re not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: A hospital hallway, Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back. Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands. Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, "Bring me food." Two is, "I’m with a girl, bring us food." Three is, "I’m lost and I can’t find food."

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Oh great. (Starts to go in.) (To Chandler) Hey! Go take off those pants, they look ready!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, here’s the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I’m sorry, I guess I just like the pulp.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Oh my God, I’m sorry, I’m being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.) Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (To Chandler) Iced tea.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Okay, anything for you sir?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.) You’re gonna throw that juice at me, aren’t ya?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: It’s not all juice! (Rachel quickly gets out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Who sold a story to Archie Comics?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Aww.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(Chandler tries to take it, but Monica won’t let go. He tugs harder, and she still doesn’t budge.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: You wanna share it?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know you’re mad, but I just want to say I’m sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Y’know? I mean, y’know how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: What’s this?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Aww, thanks man. (They hug.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Hey Joey, Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh you wouldn’t uh, care. It’s just a stupid comic book story.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy (Joey laughs), uh but he doesn’t want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assist—as his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that can’t have lumps in them.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: The hospital, Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(Phoebe mocks what Monica just said. Ross pulls Chandler aside.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: No, the doctors say it may kill her.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (To Ross) But I think we should tell her.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Listen Phoebe, he’s right. People are not supposed to have heart attacks at 31.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Uh, what about y’know the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I’m sorry you’re here with me instead of Roger.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well, I could make it seem like he’s here. (Imitates him.) "Here’s some little known facts about cous-cous. They didn’t add the second cous until 1979." (Mumbles something further.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Okay.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: What was tonight?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Okay. (Pause.) What was tonight?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: With Roger? (Monica shyly looks away.) Not just with Roger?! (Monica shrugs.) Oh my God!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Four different women! I’ve had sex way more times!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Nine.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Hey that’s what I tell girls about me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Chandler, I’m gonna die a virgin!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Okay. (They both realize what he just said.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: So was I.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, continued from earlier. Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: We can’t do this.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, y’know? Because you’ve been waiting a very long time and I wouldn’t want to disappoint you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I do like that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Absolutely! It would just be one friend (Points at Chandler) helping out another friend. (Points at herself.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Stop it! We’re doing this! Let’s do it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Okay! (They both get up.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I have some moves.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah, let’s just forget it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Okay!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(She turns out the lights and in the darkened room Chandler starts to moan.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh yeah.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Chandler?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (sexily) Yeah?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica’s bedroom, she has just lost her flower to Chandler.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh my God!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh, okay! (He rolls over to do that again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Hey!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh. Oh right! Right! Because you’re still seeing him and uh, he’s a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when… (He fakes falling asleep.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! Totally! Totally, and you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I bet he can.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah! Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine! (Does a kara-tay move.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (sticking his head in the door) Okay to come in?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah I know, guess who beeped him?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I’m the ruptured spleen. (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Because you shouldn’t be with him. (Pause.) You should be with me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they don’t just happen. Y’know? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning y’know I was just lying there and I couldn’t wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y’know with a friend.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Chandler!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I know you probably don’t want to go out with me, y’know because I make too many jokes and I’ve never been in a serious relationship and I guess I’m not technically a "doctor…"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: No, there were two.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh yeah.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Chandler: That's right.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Cookie?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: It’s a funny story, actually. (coughs) I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said I’d move to Tulsa, I didn’t really know what I was saying.

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Joey: Well, I'm keeping so many things to myself these days, something was bound to slip out! (He glares at Chandler.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

CHANDLER: I'm just saying that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more.

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Chandler: No-no-no-no, I've supported you one hundred percent and I want to prove that to you in person!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: (trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! I’ll see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Chandler: Oh, uh, when-when are you coming back?

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(There's a knock on the door and Chandler gets up to answer it. He opens the door to reveal Monica with a turkey over her head.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: No, our guy is just a floating head.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: What?

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (with phone to ear, obviously hearing no dial tone) Paid your phone bill?

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey:  Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: I have no idea.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: It's a beautiful thing.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Oh, God.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Oh my God!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All finished!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: (thinks) That's the perfect amount!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Wow! (To the sock bunny still on his hand.) You are way to young to have seen that!

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.   You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.   Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it!  I don't think that was my point!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: He plays for the Yankees. Seriously, ESPN! Just once and a while, have it on in the background. (Chandler nods and Rachel grabs another tux) Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan!

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: That is amazing.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: ...Take off their hats!

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (To Monica) Yeah, see, I can't pull of baby-doll can I?

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

(Chandler acts disgusted, but is happy that Joey has stopped snoring. However, just as he is about to leave, Joey starts snoring again. So to get him to stop, he slams the door shut, waking Joey.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man.  Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Joey, there was a little girl who lived here, but she died like 30 years ago.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Chandler: Oh, how well you know me...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: Come on, you made coffee!   You can do anything! (Chandler slowly tries to hide the now dead plant from that morning when he and Joey poured their coffee into it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler's dream.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Did you make it, or are you just serving it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Were you so late because you were burring this woman?

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Chandler: (looking out the window) Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Monica: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Chandler and Joey: Oh! Yeah!

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: Boys? We're going in.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Chandler: What does she do?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

(He goes up on stage, mimes like he's giving the speech, and Chandler takes his picture. However, before he gets down everyone starts clinking their glasses for a real speech.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: Oh well, that’s uh, a little later than I uh, generally care to stay, but sure!

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

[We get back to the Class of '91 reunion, where Ross and Chandler are still looking at Missy.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Okay. "So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?"

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Hey, that was really good!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Hey!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Joey: No, Chandler. Look, forget about it, okay? Look, I know things have been a little tight since Janine moved out. Oh, was she hot.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Not so much!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: "Smoke away."

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

(They hug. And quickly that hug turns into a heated make out session, right there on the waiting room couch. Chandler, Rachel, and Monica quickly make their exits.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

(Rachel unlocks and opens the door to reveal a half-naked Chandler handcuffed to the chair. They both gasp and Chandler stares at them in shock and surprise.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Chandler: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Relax your hand!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: It's fine, it's fine. Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Alright.. okay. No. Give it to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

[Scene: Central Perk, ??????? is playing, as Chandler peaks his head out of the storage closet and sneaks back to his seat and pretends he's reading something. Then a short while later Monica pokes her head out of the closet and sneaks back to her seat and sits down, pretending as if nothing has happened.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Chandler: Okay, so this time I won't quit!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: I'm smoking. I'm smoking, I'm smoking.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Rachel: Chandler, what are you doing?

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Monica: (Into the phone) Hello? Chandler, what's wrong? (She listens) Oh my God, are you alright? (listens some more) Yeah, I'll be right there. (She hangs up and speaks to Amanda) I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident. (She gets up)

"Friends", season 10, episode 3

Chandler: Does he say that before he sticks his thermometer in your touchy?

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Joey: Hey well, you can’t teach someone to be good with women. Y’know, that’s why I never had any luck with Chandler.

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Monica: (shouts to Chandler) Chandler? Do you promise to be good?

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

(Chandler comes in, dripping wet.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Joey: (shouting to Chandler) Chandler! He's here!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Well, the heart wants what it wants. I’ll see you later. (He runs off and leaves her with the bill, which the waiter promptly delivers.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Chandler: Phebes, it was your birthday, like, months ago.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

CHANDLER: Uh, yeah, I just got my pick-up sticks back from the shop. Bring your nerves of steel.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Joey: Great story!  But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea...  Oh man, (looks to Chandler)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(Chandler lights a cigarette.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Hey, this is so unfair!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Out of curiosity, what is your secret ingredient?

"Friends", season 8, episode 7