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Charity guy: Hey, it’s not my business, (he takes their check from a drawer) besides it’s probably a good thing. We really would have been spoiling the children, all those food, and warm clothing…
[Scene: The Charity Event, Mr. Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction.]
Rachel: Anyway, theres this big charity ball this weekend and Ralph Lauren bought a table, so I kinda have to go
MONICA: Charity?
JOEY: Charity.
Charity guy: So you’re asking us to refund your donation to the children?
Joey: Over there! (Points to the couch) Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said "No," you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!
Rachel: Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?
Charity guy: Well, any contribution, large or small, is always appreciated.
Rachel: Oh thats all right! Yknow, I ended up having a really good time. Yknow, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.
Joey: No-no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity anymore.
Chandler: Its not charity, Joe
Rachel: Hey! Ross, listen can you come to a charity event tonight?
Monica: Whats the charity?
Rachel: Well, yknow what though you guys? I really appreciate that but I think Im just gonna take Sebastian to the charity.
Joey: I dont know! Charity?
Rachel: (breaking up) Were just really very excited about this charity event that we have to go to.
Phoebe: Yeah! Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall?
Rachel: Why would a charity give away a free boat?!
[Scene: The Charity Event, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table.]
[Scene: The Charity Event, Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches.]
Charity guy: May I help you?
Charity guy: Excuse me?
Charity guy: Right. Well, on behalf of the children: thank you both very much.
Charity guy: Oh, actually, that's the shirt I wore to the gym.
Chandler: But you already gave all your money to charity!
Charity guy: Well, this is very generous!
Phoebe: No, no, no, we’re not having a big reception, we took the money we were gonna spend on a wedding and we donate them to the children charity.
Mike (to the charity guy): Oh my God, I love your shirt!
Phoebe: And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time, my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time.
Phoebe: (to the Charity guy) We're back!
Charity guy: Are you here to take more money? Because, I think what you're looking for is an ATM.
Rachel: No, but it's good, you know, I'm gonna take some time off and do some charity work.
Charity guy: Please, take the check, go have a great wedding and a wonderful life together.
(the Charity guy smiles wanting to take the check, but Phoebe pulls it back again. His smile fades.)
Charity guy: Well if you like, we can include your names in our newsletter.
Charity guy: No!
Charity guy: You know what? It's not your decision anymore.
Charity guy: On behalf of the Children of New York, I reject your money.
Charity guy: Yeah... And I'm giving it back to you... Come on! Consider it a contribution. (gives the check to Phoebe)
Charity guy: Absolutely! And when you do, make sure you ask for Brian.
Rachel: Well, screw charity work. What've you got?
Joey: I figured, take a guess, help a charity, free boat!
Charity guy: If I haven't said so already sir, (sarcastically pointing to Phoebe) congratulations!
[Scene: The Charity Event, theyre holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine.]
PHOEBE: No, huh uh, I'm sorry, no. No, I'm not some like sloppy second, charity band. You know what, there are thousands of places in this city where people would be happy to pay to hear me play. (Out on the sidewalk, singing) When I play, I play for me, I don't need your charity. (Someone puts a coin in her guitar case) Thank you! La la la la la la la....
Charity guy: Wow! Are you here to make another donation the same day? I don’t think that that’s ever happened before.
Chandler: Its not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybodys! The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman! And Ive met me; I am not Paul Newman. I dont race cars! I dont make popcorn! None of my proceeds go to charity.