words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk. Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches]
Charlie: (while Joey's giving her a massage) Oh! That feels sooo good!
Charlie: I'm sorry, what?
Charlie: From... Cosmo??
Charlie: (to Joey) So, I have to go shopping today, which is my least favourite thing, I'm soo bad at picking out clothes!
Joey: Maybe you could take Charlie shopping.
Charlie: I'm sure you have better things to do.
Charlie: If you have the time, I'd really appreciate the help.
Joey: (to Charlie) Ok, you're gonna come back with some very classy clothes... (aside to Rachel)... and some slutty lingerie, SLUTTY!
Rachel: Hey Pheebs, I'm-I'm taking Charlie shopping, why don't you come and I'll help you find something.
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and Charlie on the couch. Rachel enters]
Charlie: Oh, yeah! Let's do it!
Joey: (to Charlie) Alright, have a good time. (they kiss)
Charlie: Umh... Kurts Baley?
Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?
Charlie: So you're up for keynote speaker! Who's making the decisions?
Charlie: He's a pretty tough guy to impress.
Charlie: We'll see you, guys! (she goes)
[Scene: Shop, Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in]
Charlie: (to Rachel) So, you know what, I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. Where do you think those would be?
Charlie: See, I told you I needed someone! Oh, you know, by the way, as a "thank you", I would really love to take you out.
Charlie: Yeah! Actually Joey and I are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?
Charlie: You've seen all the movies...
Charlie: Wha, you know, maybe we can do something else!
Phoebe: So what were you doing out there, do you not like Charlie?
(Rachel opens the curtains and sees Charlie coming out from the dressing room just next to theirs)
Phoebe: Any chance Charlie has a deaf twin?
(Phoebe moves in the dressing room from which Charlie went out)
Ross: Joey! Hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is she there?
Rachel: (to Charlie) Hey, hi! Hey, where've you been?
Charlie: Oh! trying on clothes.
Charlie: (smiling) Rachel... I heard you guys whispering.
Charlie: No! There's nothing to explain. I heard you. Phoebe likes Joey.
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
Charlie: Wow!
Charlie: You know, by the way. I heard you tell her not to do anything. Thanks for sticking up for me. You are such a nice person.
(Charlie and Rachel arrive. They see David and Phoebe leave)
Charlie: Hey, there's Phoebe! Is that Mike she's with?
Charlie: There's a third guy?
Charlie: Oh yeah! Hey, save the cork and then we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don't charge you.
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Charlie: Mmh... he does have a pretty serious latex fetish.
(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Charlie: Actually, I'm kinda happy to be leaving... I just broke up with someeone.
Joey: (to Charlie) I think I've been recognized, this happens all the time!
Charlie: (smiling broadly) I was not!
Charlie: And there is a collection of Walt Whitman letters on display at the public library.
Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you can swim there! (Ross agrees)
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross is grading papers. Charlie approaches him.]
Charlie: I'm pretty sure, professor Spafford from Cornell?
Charlie: Yeah, it's fun (hesitating).
Chandler: Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.
Charlie: Wait. Are you talking about the Dewar grant?
Benjamin: I've come here to apologize. I think I may have let my feelings for Charlie interfere with the interview process.
(Joey walks in and sees Ross and Charlie kissing. He gives a faint, rueful smile, then he seems to recollect something and suddenly he moves back to Rachel's room. He knocks on her door and she opens)
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
Ross: (recovers his composure and starts typing) Respectfully, professor R. Geller. (hits <return>, closes the laptop and joins Charlie on the sofa) Hey!
Rachel: Beefsteak Charlies?
Monica: My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.
Charlie: Come on, he's still in the bathroom! I'm begging you!
(Rachel just stands there staring at Joey and Charlie in silence. After a while, Ross turns around and sees them.)
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Chandler: (into receiver)Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?
Ross: Yeah, Charlie is gonna be joining my department.
Second message: "Hey Chandler, it's Charlie"
Charlie: You don't think we should wait for him?
Chandler: Yeah...I mean I want this so much! I mean, I wanna get one, I want my friend Charlie to get one...Except I don't care about Charlie.
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Charlie: (to Gunther) Excuse me, I'm looking for someone. You don't, by any chance, know a Ross Geller?
Charlie: Oh, ah, isn't there another professor that is supposed to come with us?
Ross: (hitting Monica with his suitcase) (to Charlie) We should probably get going, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover.
Charlie: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, I'm sorry. I'll take this. Excuse me. (she cuts herself off for a moment)
Charlie: Stop it, stop it! He talks slow but he might pee fast! Ok, let's go!! (they run outside)
Ross: (entering with Charlie) Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.
[Scene: Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant]
Charlie: Oh my God!!
Charlie: Kinda playing fast and loose with the word "interesting".
Ross: (to Charlie) Oh, it's not over!
Charlie: Let's ditch him!
Charlie: Yeah...
Charlie: I thought you came to say you were sick.
Charlie: Actually, Alby is the guy I broke up with.
Rache: How is it going with Charlie?
Charlie: No, but he did just win the McArthur genius grant.
Charlie: Yeah, well, he is a brilliant man.
Charlie: A guy who won two.
(cut to Ross and Charlie)
Charlie: Yeah... for three years.
Charlie: Yes! And while that is everything one looks for in a boyfriend, he had a lot of issues...
Ross: (to Charlie) So, eh... it's probably gonna be hard for you to leave Boston, huh?
Rachel: (worried) Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! (pause) I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.
Ross: Hey, I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too ok? But SURPRISE!
Ross: (to Rachel) Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?
(Rachel goes look for Joey. She sees him and Charlie kissing passionately.)
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
(Joey and Charlie enter. Ross looks at her)
Charlie: No, no, no, not the Mets, the MET, singular!
Charlie: And first, I have to see the MET!
Charlie: Oh, you mean it? That would be so fun!
Charlie: The museum!
Joey: No, look, you know Charlie, right? She's cool, she's funny, her body is soo...
Joey: I need to talk to you about Charlie.
Charlie: Hi!
(Charlie walks in.)
Charlie: The museum was amazing!
Charlie: Well... I'm just thinking that maybe he's not the right guy to be with right now, maybe I should be with someone... I have more in common with. You know what I mean?
Charlie: Actually, you know, Joey is your friend, and you don't really know me that well; it would be weird.
Joey: (to Charlie) You're ready?
Charlie: Hey!
Charlie: Yeah, let's go. (stands up and kisses Joey) (to Ross) Thanks Ross.
Charlie: I'm good!
Charlie: Hi!
(somebody knocks the door, Joey opens and it's Charlie)
Charlie: No, we went to the left.
Charlie: Well, for one, he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.
Charlie: Not so much, no. He had clearly memorized all the stuff to say, and some of it didn't even make any sense.
Charlie: He is very sweet. Plus he's hot!
Charlie: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Charlie: Oh, you know what? I'll come with you!
Charlie: Wow! This place is beautiful!
Charlie: Oh my God! Did you talk to him?
(Charlie comes out the bathroom)
Charlie: Yeah!
Charlie: So you'll be ok?
Ross: (to Charlie) Ready to go?
Charlie: I will if you will.
Charlie: But maybe we can have dinner later? On the balcony? Will be romantic.
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
[Scene: Ross's hotel room. Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop]
Joey: (to Charlie after covering himself up again) Nice to meet ya! (Charlie waves hesitantly and Joey leaves)
Charlie: Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech. We can recreate it! We've got all night!
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Charlie: Actually the wet season is June to December.
Charlie: Oh wait, Joey and I are supposed to have dinner (Looks at Joey).
Charlie: Yeah.
Charlie: And, by the way, I really enjoyed your paper on the connection between geographic isolation and rapid mutagenesis.
Charlie: Thank you.
Charlie: Actually I did it Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.
[Scene: Ross's room. Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously]