words in movies
Joey: All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
Charlie: Wow! This place is beautiful!
Joey: (to Charlie) I think I've been recognized, this happens all the time!
(Charlie comes out the bathroom)
Charlie: (laughing) I didn't mean a thong... I meant thongs...
Ross: Yeah, she never misses these conferences! (then to Charlie) No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!
Charlie: Oh my God! Did you talk to him?
Ross: (to Charlie) Ready to go?
Charlie: Yeah!
Charlie: Oh I can't... I have seminars all day and I promised Ross I would look at his speech.
Charlie: But maybe we can have dinner later? On the balcony? Will be romantic.
Charlie: I will if you will.
Charlie: So you'll be ok?
Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you can swim there! (Ross agrees)
[Scene: Ross's hotel room. Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop]
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
Charlie: Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic!
Charlie: Actually the wet season is June to December.
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Charlie: Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech. We can recreate it! We've got all night!
Charlie: Oh wait, Joey and I are supposed to have dinner (Looks at Joey).
[Scene: Ross's room. Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously]
Charlie: And then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic era in the 21st century.
Charlie: Yeah.
Charlie: Actually I did it Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.
Charlie: Thank you.
Charlie: Oh yeah! Hey, save the cork and then we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don't charge you.
Charlie: Oh, this is such a cute picture of Emma. And is this your son... or just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation?
Charlie: Your first marriage?
Charlie: You're married more than once?
Charlie: So, why did you break up?
Charlie: Oh my God, this is so cool!
Charlie: No, it's just... I was enganged to a guy who turned out to be gay!
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.
Charlie: Right and then everybody finds out and they're like: "Oh, I knew all along"
Charlie: I know!
Charlie: I didn't do that.
(Ross and Charlie walk into the hall from Ross's room)
Ross and Charlie: Hey!
Charlie: (to Joey) I just left you a message! Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite, but now that you're here, maybe we can go have that dinner.
Ross: Yep, we got it, we got it. (To Charlie) Thank you so much.
Charlie: I had a great time.
Charlie: So, shall we?
Charlie: Bye.
Charlie: What?
Charlie: You're... you're kidding, right?
(Ross goes towards Charlie, who's conversing with a fellow paleontologist, and touches her shoulder to get her attention)
Charlie: You were incredible!
Charlie: You blew them away!
Charlie: (smiling broadly) I was not!
Charlie: Oh my God! (pauses) I'm your groupie!
(Ross giggles, but Charlie isn't amused at all.)
Charlie: (walking in) Hey! There you are!
Charlie: I'm sorry, I can't! I'm running a discussion group all afternoon.
Charlie: You know... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and (pauses) especially last night...
Charlie: Actually, it turned out to be a lot of fun!
Charlie: Yeah...
Charlie: ... is it weird that it's not with each other?
Charlie: (sitting down on the bed) I think we need to talk...!
Joey: Uh... Charlie and I broke up.
Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)
Joey: (sitting up again) I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me!
(Charlie walks by)
Charlie: Ross, can I talk to you for a minute?
Charlie: Uh, well... Joey and I broke up.
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Charlie: Anyway I just, uh, I think it's for the best.
Charlie: I guess. There was hum... (she breathes deeply) there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone (pause) else.
Charlie: Yeah, can you guys just throw him in the pool later?
Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)
[Scene: Hotel's bar. Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands. She's hidden behind a huge plant]
Charlie: Thanks!
Charlie: Are they still looking for us?
(Three paleontologists walk by and Ross hugs Charlie trying not to be seen)
Charlie: I don't think they did.
Charlie: Hum, so, I started to say you something earlier, hum... (pause) There was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I kind of realized I... was starting to have feelings... for someone else.
Charlie: I think you know.
(Charlie kisses Ross, they stop for a moment and then he kisses her back)
Charlie: All right, all right.
(Joey walks in and sees Ross and Charlie kissing. He gives a faint, rueful smile, then he seems to recollect something and suddenly he moves back to Rachel's room. He knocks on her door and she opens)
Charlie: Fine, it's fine... (she whispers) I'll just shower by myself...
Charlie: So, you know... I have a little time. If you... if you want to...
Charlie: Hi!
Charlie: Nice to meet you.
Amy: Um... Charlie, this is Rachel's sister Amy. Amy, this is Charlie.
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
Charlie: Hey! (They kiss and cuddle a little)
Ross: (to Charlie) Hey!
Charlie: Hey!
Charlie: Wow, that's great! So, tell me about the grant!
Charlie: Yeah.
Charlie: Yes, absolutely. I'll call him.
Charlie: (glances over Ross' shoulder) Sorry, looks like it's just him.
Charlie: I'm sorry... (introduces them to each other) Ross Geller... Benjamin Hobart.
Benjamin: Charlie! My God, you look absolutely stunning!
[Scene: A restaurant. Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart]
Charlie: Shall we? (they sit down and Benjamin takes Ross' chair).
Benjamin: (to Ross) Thank you! (to Charlie). I can't believe that you chose this restaurant! Do you remember the night?
Ross: Did you just say "break up with Charlie"?
Benjamin: Break up with Charlie!
Ross: I have to break up with Charlie?
Charlie: I'm sure he was just joking, Ross.
Charlie: What?
Charlie: Did you get the grant?
Charlie: Seriously?
[Scene: Benjamin's office. Ross and Charlie are entering.]
Charlie: Yes!
Charlie: Benji?
Benjamin: Dr. Geller...? Charlie... What are you... what are you doing here?
Charlie: I don't know what to say, Benji. This is all so.... romantic.
Charlie: I can't believe this.
Charlie: Maybe...
Charlie: I love you too! (and they start to kiss)
Charlie: Oh God! I am so sorry, but... (she puts her hand on Ross's cheek) I mean it's... there's so much history between us, you know...
Rachel: Oh hey Ross... Listen, I heard about you and Charlie. I'm really sorry.
Charlie: Well, if it's like the lake Mbosco in Congo, then M-B-O...
(Charlie and Benji both let their hands slide down Ross's face, until their hands meet, and they hold hands.)
Charlie: (talking to Ross) I feel like I owe you an explanation. I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties. I'm... well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.
Monica: And I don't know if you've noticed but she's a (aloud) HOTTY!! (Charlie looks at her) HI!
Charlie: Benjamin Hobart is administering that grant.
Joey: Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.
Rachel: What? Ross and Charlie? (Joey nods) Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Charlie: Oh, Ross, you gave a B to a Pottery Barn catalogue.
Charlie: Ooh... Is it because of what might be on the bedspread, because I saw that news report too, with the infra red and the ... I could just...
Charlie: Well, I think he's a little out there, but he does have some interesting ideas...
[Scene: Central Perk. Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters.]
Charlie: Benji isn't in love with me. I mean, he broke up with me. And besides, he's a very ethical man.
Charlie: Oh, Newcastle disease is a secretion borne virus that only affects chickens and... other poultry.
Ross: (very bored, he tries to avoid the conversation speaking to Charlie) So, where did you get your undergraduate degree?
Charlie: Me too. (she and Benjamin are hugging for very long and Ross starts pretending to clear his throat, until they stop)
Ross: (very interested) Oh! like what?! (Charlie looks at him confused, but smiling) Oh I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry... it's just that this must be what regular people experience when they watch "Access Hollywood".
Charlie: Ah, well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt, I'm gonna say congratulations!
Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.
Charlie: No, no, we ended up in great terms. I mean, if anything, I think this could help you. You know what? Why don't we all go out to dinner together, and I can introduce you.
Charlie: So I am just so excited to be here. And I can't wait to start exploring the city!
Charlie: Ok, you want the dirt? Alby was seriously insecure. I mean, he was really intimidated by the guy I dated before him.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen.]
Charlie: Ross, why don't you tell Benji about your proposal, while I go to the ladies room?
Ross: I'm sorry, Rachel, this is Charlie Wealer, she's a collegue.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum]
Charlie: Oh, well, we can go see the Chronos Quartet at the Avery Fisher Hall.
Charlie: You know, actually I'm a little surprised to myself. I mean, Joey is so different from the guys I usually date. I mean, they're all professors, and intellectuals, and paleontologists mostly, you know, very cerebral...
Charlie: Please, I've been crazed all day! I had a meeting with the Dean, and my syllabus for summer school is due and I'm writing the Foreword for a friend's book...
[Scene: Central Perk. Some time later that day. The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters.]
Charlie: Mmh... he does have a pretty serious latex fetish.
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Charlie: Actually, I'm kinda happy to be leaving... I just broke up with someeone.
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Charlie: Umh... Kurts Baley?
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross is grading papers. Charlie approaches him.]
Charlie: And there is a collection of Walt Whitman letters on display at the public library.
Charlie: Wait. Are you talking about the Dewar grant?
Chandler: Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.
Charlie: Yeah, it's fun (hesitating).
Charlie: I'm pretty sure, professor Spafford from Cornell?
Benjamin: I've come here to apologize. I think I may have let my feelings for Charlie interfere with the interview process.
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
Monica: My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.
(Rachel just stands there staring at Joey and Charlie in silence. After a while, Ross turns around and sees them.)
Ross: (recovers his composure and starts typing) Respectfully, professor R. Geller. (hits <return>, closes the laptop and joins Charlie on the sofa) Hey!
Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?
Chandler: Yeah...I mean I want this so much! I mean, I wanna get one, I want my friend Charlie to get one...Except I don't care about Charlie.
Charlie: Come on, he's still in the bathroom! I'm begging you!
Rachel: Beefsteak Charlies?
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Chandler: (into receiver)Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?
Second message: "Hey Chandler, it's Charlie"
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Charlie: (to Gunther) Excuse me, I'm looking for someone. You don't, by any chance, know a Ross Geller?
Charlie: You don't think we should wait for him?
Charlie: Oh, ah, isn't there another professor that is supposed to come with us?
Ross: (hitting Monica with his suitcase) (to Charlie) We should probably get going, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover.
Ross: Yeah, Charlie is gonna be joining my department.
[Scene: Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant]
Charlie: Oh my God!!
Charlie: Kinda playing fast and loose with the word "interesting".
Ross: (to Charlie) Oh, it's not over!
Charlie: Let's ditch him!