words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk. Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters.]
Ross: (to Charlie) Hey!
Charlie: Hey!
Charlie: Ah, well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt, I'm gonna say congratulations!
Charlie: Wow, that's great! So, tell me about the grant!
Charlie: Wait. Are you talking about the Dewar grant?
Charlie: Benjamin Hobart is administering that grant.
Charlie: Yeah.
Charlie: No, no, we ended up in great terms. I mean, if anything, I think this could help you. You know what? Why don't we all go out to dinner together, and I can introduce you.
Charlie: Yes, absolutely. I'll call him.
Charlie: Mmh... he does have a pretty serious latex fetish.
[Scene: A restaurant. Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart]
Charlie: (glances over Ross' shoulder) Sorry, looks like it's just him.
Benjamin: Charlie! My God, you look absolutely stunning!
Charlie: Me too. (she and Benjamin are hugging for very long and Ross starts pretending to clear his throat, until they stop)
Charlie: I'm sorry... (introduces them to each other) Ross Geller... Benjamin Hobart.
Charlie: Shall we? (they sit down and Benjamin takes Ross' chair).
Benjamin: (to Ross) Thank you! (to Charlie). I can't believe that you chose this restaurant! Do you remember the night?
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
Charlie: Ross, why don't you tell Benji about your proposal, while I go to the ladies room?
Benjamin: Break up with Charlie!
Ross: Did you just say "break up with Charlie"?
Benjamin: I've come here to apologize. I think I may have let my feelings for Charlie interfere with the interview process.
Ross: I have to break up with Charlie?
[Scene: Central Perk. Some time later that day. The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters.]
Charlie: Did you get the grant?
Charlie: What?
Charlie: Benji isn't in love with me. I mean, he broke up with me. And besides, he's a very ethical man.
Charlie: I'm sure he was just joking, Ross.
Charlie: Seriously?
Charlie: Well, if it's like the lake Mbosco in Congo, then M-B-O...
[Scene: Benjamin's office. Ross and Charlie are entering.]
Benjamin: Dr. Geller...? Charlie... What are you... what are you doing here?
Charlie: Benji?
Charlie: I can't believe this.
Charlie: Yes!
Charlie: I don't know what to say, Benji. This is all so.... romantic.
Charlie: Maybe...
Charlie: Oh God! I am so sorry, but... (she puts her hand on Ross's cheek) I mean it's... there's so much history between us, you know...
(Charlie and Benji both let their hands slide down Ross's face, until their hands meet, and they hold hands.)
Charlie: I love you too! (and they start to kiss)
Charlie: Please, I've been crazed all day! I had a meeting with the Dean, and my syllabus for summer school is due and I'm writing the Foreword for a friend's book...
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Charlie: Oh yeah! Hey, save the cork and then we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don't charge you.
Joey: (to Charlie) I think I've been recognized, this happens all the time!
(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Charlie: Actually, I'm kinda happy to be leaving... I just broke up with someeone.
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Charlie: And there is a collection of Walt Whitman letters on display at the public library.
Charlie: Umh... Kurts Baley?
Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you can swim there! (Ross agrees)
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross is grading papers. Charlie approaches him.]
Charlie: (smiling broadly) I was not!
Charlie: Yeah, it's fun (hesitating).
Chandler: Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.
Charlie: I'm pretty sure, professor Spafford from Cornell?
(Joey walks in and sees Ross and Charlie kissing. He gives a faint, rueful smile, then he seems to recollect something and suddenly he moves back to Rachel's room. He knocks on her door and she opens)
Ross: (recovers his composure and starts typing) Respectfully, professor R. Geller. (hits <return>, closes the laptop and joins Charlie on the sofa) Hey!
(Rachel just stands there staring at Joey and Charlie in silence. After a while, Ross turns around and sees them.)
Monica: My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.
Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Rachel: Beefsteak Charlies?
Chandler: (into receiver)Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?
Charlie: You don't think we should wait for him?
Charlie: Come on, he's still in the bathroom! I'm begging you!
Chandler: Yeah...I mean I want this so much! I mean, I wanna get one, I want my friend Charlie to get one...Except I don't care about Charlie.
Second message: "Hey Chandler, it's Charlie"
Charlie: (to Gunther) Excuse me, I'm looking for someone. You don't, by any chance, know a Ross Geller?
Charlie: Oh, ah, isn't there another professor that is supposed to come with us?
Ross: (hitting Monica with his suitcase) (to Charlie) We should probably get going, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover.
Charlie: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, I'm sorry. I'll take this. Excuse me. (she cuts herself off for a moment)
[Scene: Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant]
Charlie: Oh my God!!
Charlie: Kinda playing fast and loose with the word "interesting".
Ross: Yeah, Charlie is gonna be joining my department.
Ross: (to Charlie) Oh, it's not over!
Charlie: Stop it, stop it! He talks slow but he might pee fast! Ok, let's go!! (they run outside)
Charlie: Let's ditch him!
Ross: (entering with Charlie) Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.
Charlie: I thought you came to say you were sick.
Charlie: Yeah, well, he is a brilliant man.
Charlie: Yeah...
Charlie: Actually, Alby is the guy I broke up with.
(cut to Ross and Charlie)
Ross: (to Charlie) So, eh... it's probably gonna be hard for you to leave Boston, huh?
Rache: How is it going with Charlie?
Charlie: A guy who won two.
Charlie: Yeah... for three years.
Charlie: No, but he did just win the McArthur genius grant.
Charlie: Yes! And while that is everything one looks for in a boyfriend, he had a lot of issues...
Ross: Hey, I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too ok? But SURPRISE!
Rachel: (worried) Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! (pause) I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.
Ross: (to Rachel) Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?
(Rachel goes look for Joey. She sees him and Charlie kissing passionately.)
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
(Joey and Charlie enter. Ross looks at her)
Charlie: No, no, no, not the Mets, the MET, singular!
Charlie: And first, I have to see the MET!
Charlie: Oh, you mean it? That would be so fun!
Charlie: Hi!
(Charlie walks in.)
Charlie: The museum was amazing!
Charlie: Well... I'm just thinking that maybe he's not the right guy to be with right now, maybe I should be with someone... I have more in common with. You know what I mean?
Charlie: Actually, you know, Joey is your friend, and you don't really know me that well; it would be weird.
Joey: (to Charlie) You're ready?
Charlie: I'm sorry, what?
Charlie: From... Cosmo??
Charlie: (while Joey's giving her a massage) Oh! That feels sooo good!
[Scene: Central Perk. Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches]
Charlie: (to Joey) So, I have to go shopping today, which is my least favourite thing, I'm soo bad at picking out clothes!
Rachel: Hey Pheebs, I'm-I'm taking Charlie shopping, why don't you come and I'll help you find something.
Charlie: Oh, you know what? I'll come with you!
Charlie: I'm good!
Charlie: Hi!
(somebody knocks the door, Joey opens and it's Charlie)
Charlie: The museum!
Joey: No, look, you know Charlie, right? She's cool, she's funny, her body is soo...
Joey: I need to talk to you about Charlie.
Charlie: No, we went to the left.
Charlie: Well, for one, he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.
Charlie: Not so much, no. He had clearly memorized all the stuff to say, and some of it didn't even make any sense.
Charlie: He is very sweet. Plus he's hot!
Charlie: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Charlie: Hey!
Charlie: Yeah, let's go. (stands up and kisses Joey) (to Ross) Thanks Ross.
Joey: Maybe you could take Charlie shopping.
Charlie: I'm sure you have better things to do.
Charlie: If you have the time, I'd really appreciate the help.
Charlie: Oh, yeah! Let's do it!
Joey: (to Charlie) Alright, have a good time. (they kiss)
Charlie: So you're up for keynote speaker! Who's making the decisions?
Charlie: He's a pretty tough guy to impress.
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and Charlie on the couch. Rachel enters]
(Phoebe moves in the dressing room from which Charlie went out)
Charlie: (to Rachel) So, you know what, I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. Where do you think those would be?
Charlie: You've seen all the movies...
Charlie: Wha, you know, maybe we can do something else!
Phoebe: Any chance Charlie has a deaf twin?
Charlie: We'll see you, guys! (she goes)