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[Scene: Central Perk. Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters.]
Ross: (to Charlie) Hey!
Charlie: Hey!
Charlie: Ah, well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt, I'm gonna say congratulations!
Charlie: Wow, that's great! So, tell me about the grant!
Charlie: Wait. Are you talking about the Dewar grant?
Charlie: Benjamin Hobart is administering that grant.
Charlie: Yeah.
Charlie: No, no, we ended up in great terms. I mean, if anything, I think this could help you. You know what? Why don't we all go out to dinner together, and I can introduce you.
Charlie: Yes, absolutely. I'll call him.
Charlie: Mmh... he does have a pretty serious latex fetish.
[Scene: A restaurant. Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart]
Charlie: (glances over Ross' shoulder) Sorry, looks like it's just him.
Benjamin: Charlie! My God, you look absolutely stunning!
Charlie: Me too. (she and Benjamin are hugging for very long and Ross starts pretending to clear his throat, until they stop)
Charlie: I'm sorry... (introduces them to each other) Ross Geller... Benjamin Hobart.
Charlie: Shall we? (they sit down and Benjamin takes Ross' chair).
Benjamin: (to Ross) Thank you! (to Charlie). I can't believe that you chose this restaurant! Do you remember the night?
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
Charlie: Ross, why don't you tell Benji about your proposal, while I go to the ladies room?
Benjamin: Break up with Charlie!
Ross: Did you just say "break up with Charlie"?
Benjamin: I've come here to apologize. I think I may have let my feelings for Charlie interfere with the interview process.
Ross: I have to break up with Charlie?
[Scene: Central Perk. Some time later that day. The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters.]
Charlie: Did you get the grant?
Charlie: What?
Charlie: Benji isn't in love with me. I mean, he broke up with me. And besides, he's a very ethical man.
Charlie: I'm sure he was just joking, Ross.
Charlie: Seriously?
Charlie: Well, if it's like the lake Mbosco in Congo, then M-B-O...
[Scene: Benjamin's office. Ross and Charlie are entering.]
Benjamin: Dr. Geller...? Charlie... What are you... what are you doing here?
Charlie: Benji?
Charlie: I can't believe this.
Charlie: Yes!
Charlie: I don't know what to say, Benji. This is all so.... romantic.
Charlie: Maybe...
Charlie: Oh God! I am so sorry, but... (she puts her hand on Ross's cheek) I mean it's... there's so much history between us, you know...
(Charlie and Benji both let their hands slide down Ross's face, until their hands meet, and they hold hands.)
Charlie: I love you too! (and they start to kiss)
(Charlie comes out the bathroom)
Charlie: Oh my God! Did you talk to him?
Charlie: Yeah!
Ross: (to Charlie) Ready to go?
Charlie: I will if you will.
Charlie: But maybe we can have dinner later? On the balcony? Will be romantic.
Charlie: So you'll be ok?
Joey: (to Charlie) Ok, you're gonna come back with some very classy clothes... (aside to Rachel)... and some slutty lingerie, SLUTTY!
[Scene: Shop, Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in]
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
[Scene: Ross's hotel room. Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop]
Joey: (to Charlie after covering himself up again) Nice to meet ya! (Charlie waves hesitantly and Joey leaves)
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Charlie: Actually the wet season is June to December.
Charlie: Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech. We can recreate it! We've got all night!
Charlie: Oh wait, Joey and I are supposed to have dinner (Looks at Joey).
Charlie: And, by the way, I really enjoyed your paper on the connection between geographic isolation and rapid mutagenesis.
Charlie: Yeah.
Charlie: Thank you.
Charlie: Actually I did it Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.
[Scene: Ross's room. Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously]
Charlie: Oh my God, this is so cool!
Charlie: You're married more than once?
Charlie: Your first marriage?
Charlie: So, why did you break up?
Charlie: I know!
Charlie: Right and then everybody finds out and they're like: "Oh, I knew all along"
Charlie: I didn't do that.
Charlie: I had a great time.
Charlie: Bye.
(Ross and Charlie walk into the hall from Ross's room)
Ross: Yep, we got it, we got it. (To Charlie) Thank you so much.
Ross and Charlie: Hey!
Charlie: What?
Charlie: You're... you're kidding, right?
Charlie: You were incredible!
Charlie: Oh my God! (pauses) I'm your groupie!
(Ross giggles, but Charlie isn't amused at all.)
Charlie: (walking in) Hey! There you are!
Charlie: I'm sorry, I can't! I'm running a discussion group all afternoon.
Charlie: Actually, it turned out to be a lot of fun!
Charlie: You know... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and (pauses) especially last night...
Charlie: Yeah...
Charlie: ... is it weird that it's not with each other?
Charlie: (sitting down on the bed) I think we need to talk...!
Joey: All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
Joey: Uh... Charlie and I broke up.
Joey: (sitting up again) I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me!
Charlie: (laughing) I didn't mean a thong... I meant thongs...
(Charlie walks by)
Charlie: Ross, can I talk to you for a minute?
Charlie: Anyway I just, uh, I think it's for the best.
Charlie: Uh, well... Joey and I broke up.
Charlie: I guess. There was hum... (she breathes deeply) there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone (pause) else.
Charlie: Thanks!
Charlie: I think you know.
Charlie: Are they still looking for us?
Charlie: I don't think they did.
Charlie: Hum, so, I started to say you something earlier, hum... (pause) There was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I kind of realized I... was starting to have feelings... for someone else.
Charlie: All right, all right.
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.
Charlie: Ooh... Dr. Geller!
Monica: Oh my God, that's Charlie!
Joey: Well, I only said that because of Ross, you know. Then I saw him kissing Charlie...
Charlie: uhm... Is everything okay?
Charlie: I uhm... I completely understand.
Charlie: Okay...
Charlie: Oh, hi. I'm professor Wealer.
Charlie: Yeah, can you guys just throw him in the pool later?
Ross: And you know I wanted to ask Charlie out since the day I met her.
Joey: Well, he's with Charlie now.
Ross: Yeah, she never misses these conferences! (then to Charlie) No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!
Rachel: Plus, you know, he is with Charlie now.
Charlie: (to Joey) I just left you a message! Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite, but now that you're here, maybe we can go have that dinner.
Charlie: PHD
Charlie: So, did you talk to Joey?
Charlie: Yeah, sounds like a good idea... Dr. Geller!
(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)
Charlie: It's so... something... You go girlfriend!
Charlie: Not once.
Joey: Look, does someone mind switching to sit with Charlie?
Ross: Oh, I uh, I mean, I... dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie.
Charlie: (smiling and thinks for a moment)... no... bu but there was my first boyfriend Billy.
Charlie: Okay... Good luck.
(cut to Charlie and Ross)
Ross: So, I uhm... kinda need to talk to you about Charlie.
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
(Three paleontologists walk by and Ross hugs Charlie trying not to be seen)
Ross: It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?
Joey: Hey, Charlie!
Charlie: Hi, hi. So.. Dreading this?
(Charlie walks up to them.)
Charlie: And you know, you can just give me my stuff whenever you want.
Charlie: Actually.. It's stuff you left at my apartment.
Ross: Oh! That is so thoughtful. (To Joey.) She's a keeper. And what did you bring me? (Grabs the bag that Charlie brought for Joey.)
Charlie: Gosh, Ross, you know, you seem a little...
Charlie: Oh, you know what? This is nothing. My father is a raging alcoholic.
Rachel: Look, Charlie, I just want you to know. Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me. You know, he normally doesn't drink like this.
Charlie: Oh, I'm sorry, have I made this evening uncomfortable?
Charlie: Wait, Ross. Ross. I - I have to take off.