words in movies
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross is grading papers. Charlie approaches him.]
Charlie: Hey! (They kiss and cuddle a little)
Charlie: So, you know... I have a little time. If you... if you want to...
Charlie: Fine, it's fine... (she whispers) I'll just shower by myself...
Charlie: Oh, Ross, you gave a B to a Pottery Barn catalogue.
Amy: Um... Charlie, this is Rachel's sister Amy. Amy, this is Charlie.
Charlie: Hi!
Charlie: Nice to meet you.
Ross: (recovers his composure and starts typing) Respectfully, professor R. Geller. (hits <return>, closes the laptop and joins Charlie on the sofa) Hey!
Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?
(Rachel just stands there staring at Joey and Charlie in silence. After a while, Ross turns around and sees them.)
Monica: My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Charlie: Come on, he's still in the bathroom! I'm begging you!
Rachel: Beefsteak Charlies?
Second message: "Hey Chandler, it's Charlie"
Chandler: Yeah...I mean I want this so much! I mean, I wanna get one, I want my friend Charlie to get one...Except I don't care about Charlie.
Chandler: (into receiver)Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?
Charlie: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, I'm sorry. I'll take this. Excuse me. (she cuts herself off for a moment)
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Charlie: (to Gunther) Excuse me, I'm looking for someone. You don't, by any chance, know a Ross Geller?
Charlie: Oh, ah, isn't there another professor that is supposed to come with us?
Ross: (hitting Monica with his suitcase) (to Charlie) We should probably get going, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover.
Ross: Yeah, Charlie is gonna be joining my department.
Charlie: You don't think we should wait for him?
[Scene: Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant]
Charlie: Oh my God!!
Charlie: Kinda playing fast and loose with the word "interesting".
Ross: (to Charlie) Oh, it's not over!
Charlie: Let's ditch him!
Ross: (entering with Charlie) Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.
Charlie: Stop it, stop it! He talks slow but he might pee fast! Ok, let's go!! (they run outside)
Charlie: Yeah, well, he is a brilliant man.
Charlie: I thought you came to say you were sick.
Charlie: Yeah...
Charlie: A guy who won two.
Charlie: Actually, Alby is the guy I broke up with.
(cut to Ross and Charlie)
Ross: (to Charlie) So, eh... it's probably gonna be hard for you to leave Boston, huh?
Charlie: Yeah... for three years.
Rache: How is it going with Charlie?
Charlie: No, but he did just win the McArthur genius grant.
Charlie: Yes! And while that is everything one looks for in a boyfriend, he had a lot of issues...
Rachel: (worried) Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! (pause) I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.
Ross: Hey, I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too ok? But SURPRISE!
Ross: (to Rachel) Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?
(Rachel goes look for Joey. She sees him and Charlie kissing passionately.)
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
(Joey and Charlie enter. Ross looks at her)
Charlie: Oh, you know what? I'll come with you!
Charlie: The museum!
Charlie: No, no, no, not the Mets, the MET, singular!
Charlie: And first, I have to see the MET!
Charlie: Oh, you mean it? That would be so fun!
Joey: No, look, you know Charlie, right? She's cool, she's funny, her body is soo...
Joey: I need to talk to you about Charlie.
Charlie: I'm good!
Charlie: Hi!
(somebody knocks the door, Joey opens and it's Charlie)
Charlie: Well... I'm just thinking that maybe he's not the right guy to be with right now, maybe I should be with someone... I have more in common with. You know what I mean?
Charlie: No, we went to the left.
Charlie: Actually, you know, Joey is your friend, and you don't really know me that well; it would be weird.
Charlie: Well, for one, he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.
Charlie: Not so much, no. He had clearly memorized all the stuff to say, and some of it didn't even make any sense.
Charlie: He is very sweet. Plus he's hot!
Charlie: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Charlie: Hey!
Charlie: Yeah, let's go. (stands up and kisses Joey) (to Ross) Thanks Ross.
Joey: Maybe you could take Charlie shopping.
Charlie: I'm sure you have better things to do.
Charlie: If you have the time, I'd really appreciate the help.
Charlie: So you're up for keynote speaker! Who's making the decisions?
Charlie: He's a pretty tough guy to impress.
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and Charlie on the couch. Rachel enters]
Charlie: Hi!
(Charlie walks in.)
Charlie: The museum was amazing!
Charlie: I'm sorry, what?
Charlie: From... Cosmo??
Charlie: (while Joey's giving her a massage) Oh! That feels sooo good!
[Scene: Central Perk. Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches]
Charlie: (to Joey) So, I have to go shopping today, which is my least favourite thing, I'm soo bad at picking out clothes!
Rachel: Hey Pheebs, I'm-I'm taking Charlie shopping, why don't you come and I'll help you find something.
Charlie: Oh, yeah! Let's do it!
Joey: (to Charlie) Alright, have a good time. (they kiss)
Charlie: We'll see you, guys! (she goes)
Charlie: (to Rachel) So, you know what, I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. Where do you think those would be?
Charlie: You've seen all the movies...
Charlie: Wha, you know, maybe we can do something else!
Charlie: See, I told you I needed someone! Oh, you know, by the way, as a "thank you", I would really love to take you out.
Charlie: Yeah! Actually Joey and I are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?
Joey: (to Charlie) You're ready?
Phoebe: So what were you doing out there, do you not like Charlie?
(Phoebe moves in the dressing room from which Charlie went out)
Charlie: Oh! trying on clothes.
Phoebe: Any chance Charlie has a deaf twin?
Ross: Joey! Hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is she there?
Charlie: (smiling) Rachel... I heard you guys whispering.
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
Charlie: No! There's nothing to explain. I heard you. Phoebe likes Joey.
Rachel: (to Charlie) Hey, hi! Hey, where've you been?
Charlie: Wow!
Charlie: There's a third guy?
Charlie: You know, by the way. I heard you tell her not to do anything. Thanks for sticking up for me. You are such a nice person.
(Rachel opens the curtains and sees Charlie coming out from the dressing room just next to theirs)
Charlie: Hey, there's Phoebe! Is that Mike she's with?
(Charlie and Rachel arrive. They see David and Phoebe leave)
Ross: (to Charlie) Ready to go?