words in movies
Kara: So how do you kids like your coffee?
(Doug and Kara go get the coffee.)
Doug: (entering) Uh, I gotta apologize for Kara's coffee. Y'know, I feel sorry for it if it ever got in a fight, it's not strong enough to defend itself. (Chandler does not laugh.) Did you hear what I said Bing?
Monica: Yeah! I mean it was really funny, I-I just don't think you got it. You see Kara's coffee is-is-is weak tasting, okay? But-but what Doug was-was imply that it was weak physically. You get it now honey?
Chandler: Coffee in a fight! (Does the laugh again.)
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Janice: I know! I know! And then you lose your apartment! And then you lose your job! And then your ex-wife gets married so fast! And now the coffeeahh!! Ross, we need to talk.
Chandler: Oh no no no no, I'd love to be somebody's assistant! Answering phones, getting coffee, I live for that stuff! And I'm not too mature... farts, boobies, butt cracks!
JOEY: Chandler gave me word of the day toilet paper. I'm gonna get some coffee.
CHANDLER: The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.
CHANDLER: Ya know I think this is much better than the coffee house.
ROSS: Well we did it, we're here. We are standing our ground. How long does a cup of coffee take?
PHOEBE: I know. We didn't do any of the romantic things I had planned, like having a picnic at Central Park and ya know, coffee at Central Perk. Oh I just got that. [They kiss.]
CHANDLER: Would you come on! Come on! [waitress brings their coffee] Thank you.
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?
Phoebe: Oh, thanks a lot. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?
CHAN: OK, I'm gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins.
Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!
Phoebe: Im gonna get coffee.
Isabella: (to Gunther) Um, coffee to go, please.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving some guy coffee.]
Monica: Yeah, apparently theyre turning it into some kinda coffee place.
Phoebe: (turning around and picking a cup off of a table) Oh, hey, look, I found coffee! (handing her the cup) Okay, lets skedaddle.
Rachel: Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee.
Monica: Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and its sooo close.
Rachel: Wait, Im not just gonna drink somebodys old coffee.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Chandler, and Ross are seated. Rachel is walking over with coffee and a piece of pie.]
Mr. Kaplan: Im not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.
Chandler: (to Joey) Does this mean were gonna have to start paying for coffee? (Joey shrugs his shoulders.)
Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee.]
Mr. Kaplan: (entering) Hows that coffee comin, dear?
Chandler: Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?
Joey: Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.
Mr. Kaplan: Ill bet your thinking, Whats an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee? Eh?
Rachel: Ohhh! That is soo sweet! (gets up to get herself a cup of coffee)
The Interviewer: Umm, Ill have a cup of coffee.
Phoebe: Ill have coffee.
Ross: Are you sure? (Chandler nods: Yes!) Hold on. (walks over behind the couch) Im sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a....
Robert: Coffee.
Monica: No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee.]
Issac: Oh right, that Rachel chick from the coffee place.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Alice: None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, were just gonna be right over there (points to the counter) having coffee.
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Joey: ...feel like getting a cup of coffee?
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
(She goes over to the snack table, and Joey quickly runs over and pours her a cup of coffee.)
(She starts to go and get the coffee and falls behind the counter.)
Ross: Okay, its coffee.
Tommy: Ice coffee? Tell me its ice coffee!
Chandler: (entering with Joey) (to Monica) Coffee house?
Ross: Oh. (looks at his watch) Oh-oh. (takes a drink of coffee and resumes reading the letter)
Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)
Phoebe: Oh, look what we almost left. (Picks up a coffee maker)
Ross: (looking at the coffee table where his money was) Hey umm, was-was Monica here?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
Joanna: Oh yes, well theres the coffee too. (to the committee) Rachel can carry two things at once!
Woman On Train: Were at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
Ross: Coffee sounds great. (They get up) Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?
Monica: Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after shes done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.
Joey: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
Monica: Chandler, thats like your fourth cup of coffee!
Chandler: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when youre not working here?
(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table, but slips allmost immediatly, and falls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)
Rachel: You wanna go inside and have some coffee?
Phoebe: Ooh, ice! I am so in the mood for ice! (They go and get the coffee and the ice leaving Ross and Emily alone.)
PHOEBE: Oh, yeah! Okay! Great! Go, man, go put on your shoes, and, and march out there and meet her! (Chandler runs and picks up his shoes) Oh, wait, no, no you have to take a shower, 'cause, eww. (Chandler runs to the bathroom, as the computer bing-bongs) No, you know what you have to answer her, answer her first. (Chandler runs to the computer) No, no, you know what make some coffee 'cause its too much. (Chandler walks slowly into the kitchen)
Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)Thats not food...No, I dont, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I cant even remember what Phoebe looks like.
Ross: You dont want to believe me, Im Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny (turns around and almost spills his coffee on Tommy)
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Chandler: Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because Im exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table.]
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee. Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel.]
Rachel: Here we go. Im serving my last cup of coffee. (the gang starts humming the graduation theme) There you go. (hands it to Chandler) Enjoy. (they all cheer)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is getting another cup of coffee.]
Katie: You were so funny with that waiter! You're such a nut! (She slaps her thighs, Joey jerks, and spills some of his coffee.)
Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.
Roger: Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.
Chandler: Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.
Joey: (sets the coffee down) Y'know, breadstick fangs are always funny.
Rachels Boss: Now Mr. Kaplan Sr. likes his coffee strong, so your gonna use two bags instead of one, see. Now pay attention, cause this parts tricky, see some people use filters just once.
Ross: Jen, I know this may sound a little (makes some kind of crazy noise) But uh, would you maybe wanna grab a cup of coffee sometime, or
(She goes for his magazine and he grabs it away before she reaches it. But she was only using the magazine as a decoy because she grabs his cookie and coffee, takes a bite out of the cookie and drinks some of the coffee.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey and Phoebe are there. There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment. Also, there are boxes all over the apartment. Joey is working on something on the coffee table.]
Gary: (To Phoebe) Would you like some more coffee, baby-doll?
Phoebe: Hey Rach, you wanna get some coffee?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters.]
(Ross returns from getting some coffee.)
Joey: I went back to Riffs. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and four plates of curly fries.
Phoebe: Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee house later.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters.]
(She gets up and goes over to Chandler who's ordering some coffee from Gunther.)
Monica: I dont know. (Picks up a big plate from the coffee table.) Hey, Rachel, you want the big plate? I want you to have the big plate.
Phoebe: (taking his coffee) Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful, all right? Rachels not in the same place you are.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunthers back, to refill her coffee.]
Ross: (coming out of the kitchen with a cup of coffee, almost running into Tommy) Oh-ho, whoa! Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you.
[Scene: Ross's apartment the next morning. Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him.]
Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.