words in movies
Gary: (To Phoebe) Would you like some more coffee, baby-doll?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters.]
Chandler: Y'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I'm anything but a dropper. (We see various scenes of him dropping a football, a mug of coffee, the phone, an apple, a Frisbee, a record, and the final scene has a ball bouncing off of his chest. I'm not going to describe them, you'll have to see them.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: (taking his coffee) Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful, all right? Rachels not in the same place you are.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunthers back, to refill her coffee.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment the next morning. Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him.]
Chandler: OK well here, we'll just move the coffee table closer to the couch.
Doug: (entering) Uh, I gotta apologize for Kara's coffee. Y'know, I feel sorry for it if it ever got in a fight, it's not strong enough to defend itself. (Chandler does not laugh.) Did you hear what I said Bing?
Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.
Joey: All right, so well get a little coffee, and get energized, and well head back out.
Ross: (coming out of the kitchen with a cup of coffee, almost running into Tommy) Oh-ho, whoa! Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you.
(Gunther brings Janine a coffee)
Ross: Oh no! That-thatll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Yknow what? Im buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, its in my pocket.
Phoebe: No! Look-look! Theres the coffee table they stole from us!
Ross: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, but then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area.
Rachel: I dunno.. I-I thought it looked better there. And I- and also, it's an extra seat around the coffee table.
Ross: Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?
Ross: Uh, yeah, Ill take a coffee. Thanks, man.
Ross: Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)
Ross: Joey, seriously, can I get my coffee?
MNCA: Alright, here you go, sweetie. [hands Fun Bobby his coffee]
Joey: Sure. (To Monica and Rachel) Coffee? Cause Im going up there.
Monica: Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is getting Phoebe some coffee.]
Rachel: Alright thanks, oh Ross could you stop by the coffee house and get me a muffin?
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Joey: Well, where was I? (Takes a sip of the coffee.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is having coffee with Dana.]
Dana: No, no "How you doing?" Man, I mean not even a cup of coffee first!
(Sebastian returns with the coffee.)
Sebastian: Can I get you a cup of coffee?
Ross: (returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
Sebastian: Look, I just wanted to have coffee with Rachel.
Rachel: No! Downstairs! And we got to talking yknow, for like two hours, and I really liked him so I invited him up here for a cup of coffee.
Joey: Great! (Takes his coffee and leaves.)
(Liam and Devon both take a swig of their beers, while Ross takes a swig of his coffee. The Brits both crush their cans, and not to be out done, Ross crushes his coffee cup, spilling its contents.)
Joey: Oh uh, well I just came in for a cup of coffee to go.
(They both take a drink of coffee.)
Joey: (entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee.]
Gunther: That guy (points) has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes! Hes complained about you three times! (He hands the coffee cup to Joey, assuming that Joey will deliver it and walks away.)
Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffees cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)
Erin: Okay. (Joey goes to get some coffee and Erin sits down.)
ROSS: Uh, nothing, nothing's with him. Enjoy your coffee.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now theyre not talking to each other. Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee.]
Ross: (grabbing back his coffee) If the place you are referring too is being in love, then she is in the same place as me because I am not in that place!
Phoebe: Yeah, oh Im sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, its a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Im so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, causeOh! Im pregnant!
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee.]
Rachel: Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guys cell phone?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking. Phoebe is getting coffee.]
Chandler: Okay, heres the thing. Were gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that youre drunk.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee.]
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh (She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are talking. Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee.]
[Time lapse. Ross and Joey are cleaning the table while Judy and Phoebe talk by the window. Jack and Chandler are sitting on the couch while Monica sits on the coffee table.]
Rachel: Yes, it bothers me Ross, but y'know if he was a regular at the coffee house, Id be serving him sneezers.
Rachel: I found him! (To Ben) Very funny, come here! (She sits down on the coffee table and Ben walks up.) That is exactly why Ive come here to talk to you okay?
Carol: (from the kitchen) Rach, do you want some sugar in your coffee?
Carol: Umm uh, Ill make some coffee and we can uh, chat.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters.]
Courtney: Oh! Okay! Im gonna try it without the coffee cup cause I think its the left hand thats messing me up.
Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
Ross: You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee?
(Joey goes to get coffee and Rachel exits as the camera pans to Phoebe and Ross on the couch.)
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee.]
Joey: All right, well finish your coffee; lets go.
Chandler: You can wear them with shorts on a street corner and earn the money to pay for them. (Goes and gets some coffee at the counter.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee.]
(Rachel exits with coffee)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open.]
Guy: Would you like to go out and have a cup of coffee?
Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?
Ross: Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee.
Phoebe: Im gonna get some coffee, anyone want anything?
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
Ross: Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. Im just gonna put this (The money) back in my pocket, pretend that didnt happen. Uh yeah, actually Im free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or
The Interviewer: Umm, Im gonna just go get this warmed up. (She takes her coffee mug up to the counter.)
Joey: Here you are (Hands Rachel a cup of coffee)
(Phoebe and Monica walk in from getting some coffee.)
Mike: I'm not blowing her off, I actually just got off the phone with her, were going out tomorrow night, I mean I hope that's ok with you stranger from the coffee house.
Hayley: (laughs) your welcome again, I'm gonna make some coffee can I get you anything?
Written by: Robert Carlock Transcribed by: Coffee Mug
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee.]
Joey: Theres one lucky to-go cup of coffee.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee.]
[Scene: Coffee place, Joey is there, Chandler is entering]
[Scene: Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey]
Ross: I don't know. I mean I have plenty of opportunity. Just just now there were some women at the coffee house smiled at me.And then the other day on the subway a woman "accidentally" sat on my hand.
Rachel: Thank you! (goes to get coffee)
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: Yeah, I saw the article on your coffee table and I memorized the title to freak you out!
Phoebe: I beg to differ (shows him her cup of coffee and her plate of cookies).
(Woman with huge breasts cuts across them. Takes Joey's coffee)