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Joey: No, its okay, but if Im Marge, my breasts are coming out my back.
[Scene: The beach house, Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go.]
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know...
Rachel: Yeah! Okay, two larges coming right up!
RTST: Hi, thanks for coming in again.
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
PHOEBE: Thank you for coming everybody. There're cookies in the back.
JOEY: Oh yeah, yeah, she's great, but... I kinda got the feeling that she was sort of... coming on to me. And I definitely would get the part if I would've... you know... if I would have sent the Little General in.
MRS. GELLER: Over here Jack. OK. I see, Rachel's coming up the path. Oh doesn't she look pretty. Jack, get this. [Rachel enters with a huge nose]
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Starts reading them.) Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headacheHeadache. Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I dont recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh Im sorry, extra strength death capsules!
Phoebe: Yeah, and theyve been coming by all day. They love it!
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
CHANDLER: Ok, they're coming, shhh. [Runs into Monica's apartment and grabs one last girl to take to his apartment]
CASTING GUY: Ok, listen, thanks for coming in.
Ross: Oh! A fine choice. I'm coming out. (Starts to climb over the furniture)
Ross: I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow.
[Time lapse, Monica is now wearing the dress while doing the dishes and is making like she is thanking her guests for coming to her wedding. Paging Dr. Crane. Dr. Fraiser Crane!]
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey you guys, you will never guess who's coming to New York.
MONICA: Ok, thanks for coming, I hope you guys had fun.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom]
Ross: (coming out of the bathroom) Won't you dance around with me.
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
Chandler: Look out kids, hes coming! (Ross continues to leave with his head down in shame.)
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
[Scene: the hallway, Monica is coming up the stairs.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and ]
Rachel: (coming over to Ross, who is just getting up) Are you okay?
Phoebe: (to Leslie) Oh, I thought you werent coming. What? Where were you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs.]
(We hear some knocking coming from the ceiling.)
Chandler: No. He.....hes coming out of his shorts.
Chandler: Roberts coming out.
Rachel: Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldnt go with Mark?
[Scene: Phoebes, she is coming home. She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch.]
Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.
Ross: Chloe, Chloe hows it coming?!!
Doug: (coming out of his office) Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?
Chandler: (coming up under center, just like a real quarterback does, and puts his hands between Rosss legs.) Twenty-three!! Seventy-four!! (Ross stands up and looks at him) You wanna go shotgun?
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and her are coming back from lunch.]
Chandler: (coming out of his apartment and seeing Ross) What did you do?
Rachel: Oh, well, I guess I had that one coming. Im just gonna throw it out, its probably just a bunch of shampoo and... (she opens the box and stops)
Joey: (making like he is yelling up to the second floor) Im coming up!
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel.]
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Chandler: Im coming already!!
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is coming in for the day.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is coming to a close.]
Monica: Doing great, the quiches are coming along.
[Scene: The hallway between the bedrooms. Ross is coming upstairs and stops between two doors. He looks at the one on the right, then he looks at the one on his left, thinks about it, and goes in the one on his right.]
JOEY: Thanks for coming Mrs. Greene. [grabs her and kisses her to distract her. She goes limp in his arms. Mr. Greene leaves.] Well, ok, you take care.
Ross: Its Gandolf, and hes not coming.
Ross: Hes coming here for Thanksgiving!
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Its closer to dinner. Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner.]
Rachel: Oh mom, I swear Im not an idiot. Ive read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didnt think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The babys coming and I dont know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?
Joey: (coming out of the bathroom) Whats twisted?
Bonnie: (coming back from her swim) Hey!
Monica: Man, I feel like Im coming down with something.
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
Phoebe Sr: Hey! Okay! Well thanks for coming out to see me. I just-I just thought it would be a very good idea to talk about this baby stuff in person. Yknow
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
Ross: (stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
[Scene: The Hallway Between The Apartments, Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital. Ross is helping her up the stairs.]
(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachels apartment.)
Joshua: (coming back in) Im sorry.
Rachel: Its coming from Joey!
Joey: (coming in from his bedroom) What is that?
Phoebe: God! Ooh! What is that smell? Its coming from the bathroom. Ooh! (She goes to the bathroom.)
Joshua: (coming in from a changing room) Okay!
Rachel: Well, Joshuas coming in tomorrow and since I dont have the guts to ask him out, Im going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.
Joey: (To Chandler) Okay, this is it. Its my big fight scene coming up. (He looks over and Chandler and notices that hes asleep.)
Mr. Treeger: (coming in from the bathroom) Whoa, hey, that ladys all kinds of naked.
Phoebe: Boy! I didnt see that coming!
Ross: (coming back in) Did you say something?
Chandler: Can I just say how much I appreciate you coming with me. When we get to Tulsa I'm taking you for a great dinner at 'Slim Pickings'. 'So Cheesy'? 'Whole Hog'? It's going to be tough to keep Kosher in Tulsa.
[Scene: The porch, Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading.]
Mrs. Geller: Rachel's coming up the path. Doesn't she look pretty. Jack... (Rachel enters with a huge nose)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is not doing the dishes. She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like shes actually doing the dishes.]
The Doctor: (coming in from surgery) Somebody lose a ring?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzlebeer! Cold beer. And he decides to fold up Phoebes massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door. He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman.]
Phoebe: No its not great. No, shes coming to tell Ross that she loves him.
Phoebe: No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachels coming to London.
Joey: Look weve got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachels coming to tell Ross she loves him!!
Chandler: Im coming over tonight though, right?
Phoebe: I have to tell you this story. Okay, I was coming over here and this driver
[Scene: Allesandros, Joey is coming back in with his coat on.]
Ross: Pheebs, Pheebs, the babies are coming now.
Rachel: High-five, the babies are coming! (They all high-five.)
Phoebe: That's easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!
Joanna: (Coming out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel) Hello, Rachel. (She goes into Chandlers bedroom)
Frank: I can't believe there's somebody coming out of you right now. There's somebody coming out of you! Is it? Is it? It's my son.
Dr. Harad: All right, he's coming. He's coming!
Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)
Larry: (coming back) We're outta here!
Carol: Ah yeah, but now its Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day. Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear.]