words in movies
(Chandler walks back to couch, where Janice is.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee.]
Chandler: (sitting down on the couch) I-kea! This is comfortable.
ROSS: Alright you know, why don't I just meet you upstairs. [Drops her on the couch and walks out holding his lower back.]
Charlton Heston: (tosses him a towel, motions for him to get out of the shower and sits down on the couch) Every actor at one time or anotheropp! (Joey tries to sit down next to him and Heston makes him sit somewhere else.) Every actor thinks he stinks, even Lawrence Oliver at sometimes thought he stank, Bob Redford wont even watch himself.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting at the couch. Ross is sitting at the table and answers the phone.]
Monica: (lying on the couch suffering from her cold) Ross isn't here.
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Chandler: Can I sleep on your couch?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword. Chandler is in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is playing his music. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
(Monica nods `Yes.' And they both walk to the couch looking all depressed.)
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. He's showing her the pictures in his wallet.]
Phoebe: (pushing Monica back onto the couch) Its so inspired! Look at him! Look at him go!
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler is sitting on the couch between Russ and Ross, doing a crossword puzzle.]
Rachel: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . (She jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.)
Ross: Noo! No, not cuddlily, not me, just her. I'm like you, I need the room. Okay, come here. (they sit on the couch and Ross puts his hands on Chandler's shoulder and thigh.) Okay, you're in bed...
Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe turns and throws it on the couch.)
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Ross: Oh! (She kisses him) Ah. (They kiss more, and move down onto the couch. Ross's hand moves under some garbage) Aw! (His hand is covered with something brown and gooey.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch.]
Chandler: Oh, okay, thanks. (He goes back to the couch and rejoins Monica, Joey, and Phoebe.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters.]
Chandler: Pheebs, if she could come back as a couch, wed really appreciate it. (Joey nods in agreement)
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Chandler: Hey! (Joey quickly hides the magazine under the couch.)
CHANDLER: Alright, I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then, and then we'll call the couch, and we'll see who it comes to.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags.]
Chandler: Oh, just this! (turns around and has a paint lid stuck to the back of his pants.) Yknow what its my fault really, because the couch is usually where we keep the varnish.
Credits [Scene: Central Perk. Russ enters. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the entire gang is there, eating breakfast. Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting.]
Joey: They did it right there on the couch.
CHAN: [through gritted teeth] Alright. [clears his throat] "It was summer, and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. 'Oh, look,' cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The end."
(Joey casually pushes Ross over the back of the couch and sits down proud of himself.)
Rachel: You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch? (Danny nods, "Yes.") Ohhh! I saw her with you on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!
Ross: That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.]
Joey: Estelle said I didn't get it. (Sits down next to Rachel on the couch.)
Rachel: Ross, honey, it's a nice couch. It's not a magic couch.
The Salesman: You two are really gonna enjoy that couch.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is sitting on the couch with Katie.]
The Salesman: You picked a great couch.
Ross: Okay, go left. Left! Left! (The bottom of the couch is hitting the railing.)
(Rachel pushes on the couch and pushes Ross out the door.)
(Chandler and Ross head for opposite ends of the couch.)
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Chandler: (looking at the sketch) Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch.
[Scene: The couch store, Ross is talking to a saleswoman.]
The Saleswoman: You wanna return this couch? (Ross nods yes.) It's cut in half!
The Saleswoman: You're telling me this couch was delivered to you like this?!
Ross: I'd like to return this couch. I'm not satisfied with it.
[The camera cuts to show the couch, which has been cut in half.]
Rachel: Come on, I don't really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch.
Rachel: Any chance you think the couch looks good there?
(They set the couch down.)
Rachel: Hey! Joey, would you mind giving me and Ross a hand moving his couch?
(Chandler has moved forward and is now underneath the couch as it heads up the first set of stairs.)
Ross: Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. (Showing them) Okay Rach, (points to the sketch) that's you. That's the couch. (Points again.)
Ross: Oh, sure. Whoa-whoa, what's this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee. Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel.]
Monica: (noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch) Rach? What are you doing?
Monica: Sit down. (They sit down on the couch.)
Rachel: The earring? No. But look, I found my sunglasses under the couch! I've been looking for these since like last summer. (Puts 'em on.)
Rachel: No! I mean come on! This is a huge deal! (She sits next to him on the couch.) Fine I wantI need more details, who-who initiated the first kiss?
Ross: Yeah, y'know what? I'll take it myself, thank you! (He signs the form and hands it back to the salesman.) All right Rach, let's go! (He picks up one end of the couch.)
(Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are carrying a couch through the door)
[Cut to Chandler and Monica on the couch.]
Ross: Look, no-no, hey, hey, don't worry about it! In nine years, she and I will be right there. (Goes and sits on the couch dejectedly.)
Phoebe: Yeah! Okay. (They move to the couch.)
Richard: Oh, thank you. Youre welcome. (He stands up, staggers to the couch, and starts to lie down.)
Phoebe: Umm, no thank you. (She gets up and moves to the couch. They were at a table previously.)
Monica: Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets.
(He starts chasing her around Rachel a couple of times before she runs into the living room and he tackles her on the couch where he starts tickling her.)
Danny: I'd love to ask you in, but uh, my sister's visiting and I think she's asleep on the couch.
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, its the same scene from the end of last weeks show. Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters.]
Cheryl: I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. (Ross attempts to clear a place for his coat and fold it small enough to fit. Then hit sits on the couch. Something falls on him from above and he brushes his neck off frantically.)
[Chandler throws his coat on the couch]
Chandler: OK well here, we'll just move the coffee table closer to the couch.
Hillary: Would you like to move over to the couch?
[Scene: Ross's apartment the next morning. Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him.]
(Phoebe looks under the couch)
[Jack and Judy come out of Monicas room and sit down on the couch.]
Rachel: (on the couch) Oh hi! Yknow, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene, Phoebe and Rachels, theyre sitting together on the couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]