words in movies
Roy: (making a crying face) Oh, you're mean!
Chandler: I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
Monica: Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry.
Joey: Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Monica: I'm crying here!!
Monica: I'm not crying about that! I'm crying about something that happened at work.
Chandler: Okay, but now see you're crying!
Joey: (crying) You didnt cry when Bambis mother died?
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Monica: Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant.
Jill: (covers her eyes and starts crying) Im sorry Rachel, Im sorry
Monica: (crying) This is my favorite part.
Phoebe: (crying) Yeah me too.
Sandy: It's allright! Crying is good. It lets the boo-hoos out.
Chandler: (totally not crying) Well see now that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon!
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Yknow? Im not a crying kind of guy.
Monica: Oh my God! Are-are you crying?
(Chandler starts crying.)
Chandler: (crying hysterically) I just dont see why those two cant work things out!
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma is still crying.]
Monica: Still crying?
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Rachel: (who has just entered) Ugh! No more crying! Please! I just dumped one cry baby, Ill dump you too!
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
Joey: She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, shes crying out, Where are they, where are they?
Joey: (crying) I dont want to marry Chandler!
Phoebe: Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!
Ross: From you? (He does a weird desperate laughter, like he's almost crying) Yes, please!
Ross: Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Rachel: (crying) Itll be a short one.
Joey: (crying) Why God?! Why are you doing this to us?! (He buries his head in Rosss shoulder.)
Dina: (crying) Can I get some ice here?!
Jessica Lockhart: (crying) Oh, my baby! (Hugs Dina, but moves Dinas head to her other shoulder so that shes the only one in the picture.)
Rachel: Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Mrs. Geller: (crying) Oh Ross
Rachel: Okay. (Opens the card and reads it.) Happy birthday Grandma! Its better to be over the hill (starting to cry) then buried under it. (Breaks down as everyone glares at them.) All our love Monica and Chandler. (Crying) Thats funny, yeah!
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
Monica: (almost crying) They hurt so much!
(Finally, the baby is delivered and starts crying.)
Rachel: Oh, shes so tiny. (Starts crying) Whered she go?
Ross: Wow! Umm, okay uh everyone this is Isabella. (Rachel starts crying.) What?
(Rachel starts crying again.)
Rachel: Oh nothing I Sorry, I just cant stop crying.
Chandler: (hears Emma crying) What is wrong with Emma?
(Emma continues crying in the background)
(Emma starts crying)
Rachel: Ok. (Starts swinging Emma rapidly and she stops crying)
<they hug and Rachel has this disgusted look on her face and then Emma starts crying>
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
Rachel: Oh my God! You got her to stop crying!
Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
Phoebe: would you call this girl? (Puts on a crying act) thanks-fo-r-a-love-ly-even-ing
Steve (sobbing): I - I can't believe I�m crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic.
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
(Precious starts crying)
Chandler: No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!
(He starts crying.)
Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
Rachel: (crying) Wow! That was amazing!
Joey: Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?
Monica: Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ow with laughing.)
Phoebe: I cant believe Im gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I dont know why.
Monica: (Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so close.
Joey: (almost crying) That was ME!
Chandler: (almost crying) I wouldn't know, I didn't make it! (they hug)
Rachel (crying): Hi you guys!
Rachel: (crying) No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job.
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Phoebe: No Im not okay. The only guy Ive ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never I may never see him again. (Crying.)
Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and dont come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my (Rachel knocks the plate from his hand and it falls on the floor. That process leaves just the forkful Chandler has, Rachel starts to go after that little bit and Chandler retreats into his apartment.)
Monica: (crying) This is harder than I thought it would be.
Rachel: (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.
Rachel: My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while I was at Barney’s.
Young Ross: (singing) 'I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with....' (spills some tea and it drips onto his/her dress) Ohhh! (runs away crying)
Rachel: Oh (happy) oh no just stopped to throw up a little bit. (Emma starts crying again.) Oh come on, what am I gonna do, its been hours and it wont stop crying.
CHANDLER: (looking fearfully at Joey) Hey, he's not crying.
Monica: (coming) Are you still crying about your damn baby? Pheebs, you gotta keep the line moving, remember, 20 seconds per person. Your see these clowns all the time! (she takes off)
Chandler: (starts crying) I-I cant believe Jills gone. (They all look at him.) I cant help it, I opened a gate.
Chandler: Monica, I want a baby too, but this woman is giving away her child. She deserves to know who it's going to. Monica: (realizes Chandler is right. She's almost crying) okay, right. (They hug)
Phoebe: Ohh! I have! I have! I started making these little sock bunnies! (She takes out a sock thats been made into a bunny with eyes, nose, mouth, whiskers, and two other socks sown onto it for ears.) Oh for crying out loud!
Rachel: (crying) No, I know! I get it! Its funny!
Phoebe: I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god (starts crying) what's wrong with me.
Joey: Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. (Points to himself) Im an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue. (snaps fingers)
Phoebe: Oh yknow whats sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that.
(He does the ancient trick of going downstairs while behind the couch. As soon as he's out of sight, Emma starts crying.)
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Phoebe: well it was awful every time I thought about what you said I started crying.
Monica: Yeah, well, I'll take a little crying any day over Howard-the-"I-win"-guy. (imitating) "I win! I win!" I went out with the guy for two monthsI didn't get to win once.