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[cut to Phoebe Sr.s house, from the last episode]
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
[cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and Rachel from the last episode.]
[cut back to Joey on the beach towel]
[cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen]
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]
[Cut to inside.]
[cut to another clip, this one is from The One With The Prom Video]
[Cut to the tape Joey made in front of some famous place in London with a rather famous English-type person.]
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)
(Cut to Monica and Chandler, Monica is running up to him.)
(Cut to Rachel and Ross.)
[Cut to the bathroom, Joey is taking a shower and Phoebe knocks on the door.]
[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes.]
(Cut to Chandler and Monica at the buffet table.)
[Cut to the delivery room.]
[Cut to Joey's room, his doctor and Ross are there.]
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is at it for the last time.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a twice triumphant Frank returns.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler is trying to listen through the door.]
[Cut to the living room.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
Tommy: Ooh, I dont know. Probably the smell of freshly cut grass.
[Cut to the inside of the apartment.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
Monica: I didn't mean to cut it off. It was an accident.
[Cut to the guy's apartment.]
[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]
[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is standing in front of his door.]
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a scene where Monicas sick.]
Chandler: (To Ross) Why don't you cut him a little slack? Okay? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some work done.
Phoebe: I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got cut off.
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.]
ROSS: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?
[Cut to the bathroom, Chandler is entering.]
[Cut to the hallway, Phoebe is outside getting some last minute instructions from Rachel.]
[Cut to the hallway where Phoebe is conferring with Rachel.]
Guest #2: (sees the cake) Oh my God! Someone cut Howard's cake! (Ross tries dumping it into a nearby plant.) Who would do a think like that?
[Cut to the bathroom.]
The Saleswoman: You wanna return this couch? (Ross nods yes.) It's cut in half!
[Cut to Monica and Rachels, theyre all there playing cards.]
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
[Cut to another part of the room, Ross is going to talk to Joey.]
[Cut to Rosss apartment, he his playing the Bagpipes, badly. Hes worse than that whole keyboard thing a few years ago.]
[The camera cuts to show the couch, which has been cut in half.]
[Cut to Las Vegas, Joey is on the phone and wearing his gladiator costume.]
Joey: (smiling) Oh, they cut me out of the show.
[Cut to Chandler and Monica on the couch.]
[Cut to Gary and Monica at the counter.]
Phoebe: Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life.
Alice: Oh no-no, never say that. If we cant get it out then we can cut around the stain, add a little lace, you make a stylish throw.
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Monica and Rachel's]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Phoebe]
[Cut to Joey]
Joey: Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!
[Cut to her apartment where Rachel is sitting at the table.]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Phoebe]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Ross's apartment, he's sitting by his window looking at an art book. As he's turning the page, he glances up and notices something.]
Monica: Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs.
[Cut back to Monica and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is singing along with a song and dancing while facing the big picture window. Y'know, I think I'd pay real good money to be on the other side of that window!]
[cut to the gang, theyre all stunned]
[Cut to living room, Phoebe enters and closes Rachels door behind her.]
The Director: Cut!!!!!!!!!! (Joey starts screaming again.)
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
Kim: Yeah, nothing happen. You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
Director: Cut!
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is about to give birth to the middle kid.]
[Cut back to Monica and Chandler telling Phoebe and Joey the story.]
[Cut to Joey and Janine]
[Cut to Joey and Janines.]
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Jill: (To Rachel) Daddy cut me off.
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
[Cut to Joey and Janines, theyre entering.]
[Cut to the hallway.]
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
[Cut to the hallway, Janine is entering as Monica is taking out the garbage.]
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
The Saleswoman: Did you cut this couch in half?
[Cut to Monica and Chandlers, Rachel is entering.]
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys have their couch.]
Rachel: Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? (Laughs) Good luck, Rach.
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
[Cut to Joeys, hes on the phone.]
[Cut to the living room, Chandler is entering as Monica finishes wrapping her present for him on the kitchen table.]
[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]