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[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think its The One With The Joke.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is speaking Italian to Joeys grandmother. Im spelling phonetically.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey is giving Chandler the bracelet from season 2.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
[Cut the hallway, Rachel is exited from Monicas when the door closes on her skirt.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, with the giant entertainment center Joey is exiting from his room.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, first season, Monica is making a giant sub-sandwich and is talking to Rachel. I think its The One With Fake Monica.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, to the theme from The Dick Van Dyke show Joey runs into Central Perk carrying a stack of Soap Opera Digests and falls on the step. He does bounce right back up making it all that much funnier.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, same as before Joey is entering.]
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[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]
[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching a soap opera with Marcel.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, its actually Joey and Rachels. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Ross is eating breakfast with Joey and Monica. Joey is walking towards Ross.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica is throwing a party. Joey is talking to Ross about the bad audition he just had while pouring booze onto a snow cone.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the brides maid test.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a scene where Monicas sick.]
[Cut to Carol and Susans apartment, from next weeks episode Rachel is talking to Ben.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross is taking Ben to visit Rachel whos working there.]
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[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the scene described above.]
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[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]
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[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]
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[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Ross is living with Chandler and Joey. Joey and Ross have built a fort out of boxes, Chandler enters and they stand up slowly.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Ross leaving Joey and Chandlers hotel room in London. As they exit Joey and Chandler enter from the bathroom with both of their pants down around their ankles.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney is dancing in the fat suit and after shaking her groove thing sits down in exhaustion.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and Ross and Joey are trying to enjoy it.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sex with her.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, its the one with the fake chocolate. Monica has baked some cookies and Phoebe is trying them.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the gang is watching Joeys debut on Days.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to the scene described above.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is cleaning the apartment for Monica and is frustrated with things not lining up.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe at the mike.]
[Cut to Monicas work kitchen, shes on fire again and Joey is putting her out.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the bad desert Ross is quickly eating the mound on his plate.]
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
[Cut to later, the whole group is seated on the floor and Rachel is explaining the rules of Spin the Bottle.]
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, well we cut the trip short.
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]
Rachel: All right, cut, lets pick again, pick again.
[Cut to the balcony with Monica and Tim.]
Chandler: Oh. Oh, God! (He starts running around like a chicken with his head cut off.)
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
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[Cut to inside, Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
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[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
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[Cut back to the present, Rachel has made her decision.]
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
[Cut back to the present, Ross is still looking at Rachel's invitation. Finally, he makes up his mind and mails it.]
[cut back to the present.]
[Cut to the guys apartment.]
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
[Cut to inside.]
[cut to another clip, this one is from The One With The Prom Video]
[Cut to the tape Joey made in front of some famous place in London with a rather famous English-type person.]
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)
(Cut to Monica and Chandler, Monica is running up to him.)
(Cut to Rachel and Ross.)
[Cut to the bathroom, Joey is taking a shower and Phoebe knocks on the door.]
[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes.]
(Cut to Chandler and Monica at the buffet table.)
[Cut to the delivery room.]
[Cut to Joey's room, his doctor and Ross are there.]
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is at it for the last time.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a twice triumphant Frank returns.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler is trying to listen through the door.]
[Cut to the living room.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is standing in front of his door.]
[Cut to the inside of the apartment.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]
Monica: I didn't mean to cut it off. It was an accident.
Tommy: Ooh, I dont know. Probably the smell of freshly cut grass.
[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]
[Cut to the guy's apartment.]
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
Chandler: (To Ross) Why don't you cut him a little slack? Okay? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some work done.
Phoebe: I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got cut off.
[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]
[Cut to the hallway, Phoebe is outside getting some last minute instructions from Rachel.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.]
ROSS: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?
Guest #2: (sees the cake) Oh my God! Someone cut Howard's cake! (Ross tries dumping it into a nearby plant.) Who would do a think like that?
[Cut to the bathroom, Chandler is entering.]
[Cut to the hallway where Phoebe is conferring with Rachel.]
[cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and Rachel from the last episode.]
[Cut to the bathroom.]
[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels, theyre all there playing cards.]
The Saleswoman: You wanna return this couch? (Ross nods yes.) It's cut in half!
[The camera cuts to show the couch, which has been cut in half.]
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Joey: (smiling) Oh, they cut me out of the show.
[Cut to Rosss apartment, he his playing the Bagpipes, badly. Hes worse than that whole keyboard thing a few years ago.]
[Cut to another part of the room, Ross is going to talk to Joey.]
Joey: Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!
[Cut to Chandler and Monica on the couch.]
Alice: Oh no-no, never say that. If we cant get it out then we can cut around the stain, add a little lace, you make a stylish throw.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life.
[Cut to Gary and Monica at the counter.]
[Cut to her apartment where Rachel is sitting at the table.]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Las Vegas, Joey is on the phone and wearing his gladiator costume.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachel's]
[Cut to Phoebe]
[Cut to Joey]