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[Cut to the hall]
[cut to Monica and Chandler]
[cut to the hall]
[cut to Monica and Chandler]
[cut to the hall]
[cut to Monica and Chandler]
[cut to the hall]
[cut to Monica and Chandler]
[cut to hall]
[cut to the gang, theyre all stunned]
The Director: Cut!!!!!!!!!! (Joey starts screaming again.)
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
[Cut to living room, Phoebe enters and closes Rachels door behind her.]
Monica: Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs.
Kim: Yeah, nothing happen. You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
[Cut back to Monica and Chandler telling Phoebe and Joey the story.]
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is about to give birth to the middle kid.]
[Cut to Joey and Janine]
Director: Cut!
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
[Cut to Joey and Janines.]
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
[Cut to Joey and Janines, theyre entering.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandlers, Rachel is entering.]
[Cut to the hallway, Janine is entering as Monica is taking out the garbage.]
[Cut to the hallway.]
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
Jill: (To Rachel) Daddy cut me off.
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
The Saleswoman: Did you cut this couch in half?
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys have their couch.]
Rachel: Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? (Laughs) Good luck, Rach.
[Cut to Joeys, hes on the phone.]
[Cut to the living room, Chandler is entering as Monica finishes wrapping her present for him on the kitchen table.]
[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]
[Cut back to Joey and Rachels apartment.]
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut back to the present.]
Joey: You cant make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut
Male Jeweler: (to the female jeweler) Wheres the 1920s princess cut ring.
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel approaching table one.]
[Cut to Monica out on the balcony.]
[Cut to Monica.]
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut to Rachels bedroom.]
[Cut to the living room, Joey is eating a sandwich.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachels, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open the door to find the duck.]
[Cut to the flashback, Chandlers no longer doing the voice-over.]
[Cut to Phoebe in another part of the store.]
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)
[Cut to Rosss apartment, hes watching TV and eating some popcorn as the phone rings.]
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
The Director: And cut!
[Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]
[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]
Phoebe: Oh this, well Im glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, dont you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what youre thinking
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
[Cut to Chandler and Monicas as they enter.]
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
The Director: Cut!
Monica: Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!
[Cut outside, Joey is catching up with Phoebe.]
[Cut to the guys.]
The Director: Cut! That was great everybody! Thank you!
Morse: Well maybe you can cut me some slack. Im sort of in love.
[Cut to Joey and Rachels table.]
[Cut to the presenter.]
Ross: Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
[Cut to the girls.]
[Cut to Ross leaping into Chandlers Hotel room in London in The One With Rosss Wedding.]
[Cut back to the girls.]
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joeys apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut to later in that episode in Central Perk, a meeting with Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey where they discuss Chandler and Monica.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
[Cut to the bathroom.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Ross is showing his boss his new place and notices something in the window.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is speaking Italian to Joeys grandmother. Im spelling phonetically.]
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
[Cut to Monica.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think its The One With The Joke.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
The Director: Cut! Wonderful!
[Cut to an office building.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.]
[Cut to Central Perk, same as before Joey is entering.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, with the giant entertainment center Joey is exiting from his room.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]