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[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]
[Cut to later, Joey is returning from talking to Mr. Treeger.]
Ross: Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source.
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandlers, Rachel is entering.]
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
The Saleswoman: Did you cut this couch in half?
Rachel: Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? (Laughs) Good luck, Rach.
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys have their couch.]
[Cut to Joeys, hes on the phone.]
[Cut to the living room, Chandler is entering as Monica finishes wrapping her present for him on the kitchen table.]
[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut back to Joey and Rachels apartment.]
[Cut back to the present.]
Joey: You cant make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut
Male Jeweler: (to the female jeweler) Wheres the 1920s princess cut ring.
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel approaching table one.]
[Cut to Monica out on the balcony.]
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut to Monica.]
[Cut to the living room, Joey is eating a sandwich.)
[Cut to Rachels bedroom.]
(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachels, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open the door to find the duck.]
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
[Cut to Rosss apartment, hes watching TV and eating some popcorn as the phone rings.]
[Cut to Phoebe in another part of the store.]
[Cut to the flashback, Chandlers no longer doing the voice-over.]
The Director: And cut!
[Cut to Chandler and Monicas as they enter.]
[Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]
[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
Monica: Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
[Cut outside, Joey is catching up with Phoebe.]
Phoebe: Oh this, well Im glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, dont you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what youre thinking
Ross: Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.
The Director: Cut! That was great everybody! Thank you!
The Director: Cut!
Morse: Well maybe you can cut me some slack. Im sort of in love.
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
[Cut to Joey and Rachels table.]
[Cut to the presenter.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut to Ross leaping into Chandlers Hotel room in London in The One With Rosss Wedding.]
[Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joeys apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
[Cut to the girls.]
[Cut back to the girls.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
[Cut to later in that episode in Central Perk, a meeting with Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey where they discuss Chandler and Monica.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Ross is showing his boss his new place and notices something in the window.]
[Cut to the bathroom.]
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
[Cut to Monica.]
[Cut to an office building.]
The Director: Cut! Wonderful!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think its The One With The Joke.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is speaking Italian to Joeys grandmother. Im spelling phonetically.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, with the giant entertainment center Joey is exiting from his room.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.]
[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]
[Cut to Central Perk, same as before Joey is entering.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching a soap opera with Marcel.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
PHOEBE: Oh, no no, that side doesn't have one, the paramedics had to cut through it. [Chandler jumps out of the car]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Ross is eating breakfast with Joey and Monica. Joey is walking towards Ross.]
[Cut to Carol and Susans apartment, from next weeks episode Rachel is talking to Ben.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
Ross: It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!
[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sex with her.]
[Cut to the scene described above.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]