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[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel at their table.]
[Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit.]
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
[Cut to Chandler sitting down near Joey as his mom walks over. His birth mother, not the mother who recently visited one of those clinics in Sweden.]
[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is putting tape on the bottom of his shoes.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachel at their table.]
[Cut to Ross at the kiddie table. He reaches for something and a fart noise emanates which causes the kids to laugh.]
[Cut to Chandler in the hallway practicing dancing and is doing it very well.]
[Cut to Joey going over to talk to Dennis Phillips.]
[Cut to Monica walking up to Chandler.]
[cut to the gang, theyre all stunned]
The Director: Cut!!!!!!!!!! (Joey starts screaming again.)
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
[Cut to living room, Phoebe enters and closes Rachels door behind her.]
Monica: Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs.
Kim: Yeah, nothing happen. You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
[Cut back to Monica and Chandler telling Phoebe and Joey the story.]
[Cut to Joey and Janine]
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is about to give birth to the middle kid.]
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Director: Cut!
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
[Cut to Joey and Janines.]
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
[Cut to the hallway, Janine is entering as Monica is taking out the garbage.]
[Cut to the hallway.]
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
[Cut to Joey and Janines, theyre entering.]
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
Jill: (To Rachel) Daddy cut me off.
[Cut to the living room, Chandler is entering as Monica finishes wrapping her present for him on the kitchen table.]
The Saleswoman: Did you cut this couch in half?
Rachel: Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? (Laughs) Good luck, Rach.
[Cut to Joeys, hes on the phone.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandlers, Rachel is entering.]
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys have their couch.]
Joey: You cant make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]
[Cut back to Joey and Rachels apartment.]
[Cut back to the present.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel approaching table one.]
Male Jeweler: (to the female jeweler) Wheres the 1920s princess cut ring.
[Cut to the living room, Joey is eating a sandwich.)
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut to Monica out on the balcony.]
[Cut to Monica.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachels, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open the door to find the duck.]
[Cut to Rachels bedroom.]
The Director: And cut!
[Cut to Rosss apartment, hes watching TV and eating some popcorn as the phone rings.]
(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)
[Cut to Phoebe in another part of the store.]
[Cut to the flashback, Chandlers no longer doing the voice-over.]
[Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]
[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
[Cut to Chandler and Monicas as they enter.]
Monica: Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!
The Director: Cut!
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
[Cut outside, Joey is catching up with Phoebe.]
Phoebe: Oh this, well Im glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, dont you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what youre thinking
[Cut to Joey and Rachels table.]
The Director: Cut! That was great everybody! Thank you!
Morse: Well maybe you can cut me some slack. Im sort of in love.
Ross: Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.
[Cut to the presenter.]
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut to Ross leaping into Chandlers Hotel room in London in The One With Rosss Wedding.]
[Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joeys apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
[Cut to the girls.]
[Cut back to the girls.]
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
[Cut to the bathroom.]
[Cut to later in that episode in Central Perk, a meeting with Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey where they discuss Chandler and Monica.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Ross is showing his boss his new place and notices something in the window.]
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
The Director: Cut! Wonderful!
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
[Cut to Monica.]
[Cut to an office building.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is speaking Italian to Joeys grandmother. Im spelling phonetically.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think its The One With The Joke.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.]
[Cut to Central Perk, same as before Joey is entering.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, with the giant entertainment center Joey is exiting from his room.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]