words in movies
Joey: Ah, just cut me a little sliver. (Monica prepares to cut a little sliver.) A little bigger. (Monica prepares to cut a bigger piece.) Little bigger. (Monica moves the knife again.) What?! Are you afraid youre gonna run out?! Cut me a real piece!
[Rachel seems touched. She pauses for a moment, then picks up the phone and starts to dial. Cut to Ross at his apartment.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
(Cut to Joey watching TV in the corner. He makes an extravagant gesture of disappointment.)
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to later, they are finishing up the pizza, theres one piece left.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
(cut to later in the day)
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
[cut to Ross who walks up to Rachel who is eating a baked pretzel.]
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
[cut to Monica and Rachels.]
[cut to later]
[cut to later, Rosss team has the ball.]
[cut to Ross and Monica.]
[cut to later, Monicas team has the ball.]
[cut to later, in Rosss huddle.]
[cut to the guys team.]
[cut to the girls huddle.]
[Cut to later, all except Chandler are staring out the window at Ugly Naked Guy.]
[cut to the girls huddle]
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!
(Cut to Chandler)
[Cut to the hall, Joeys sister runs up and grabs Chandlers butt.]
(Cut to Ross and Monica)
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
[cut to Chandler, Joey, and Margha.]
[Cut to kitchen.]
[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is trying to close the door on Ross.]
[Cut to The Philly.]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[cut to Joey, Rachel, and Tommy.]
Rachel: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
[Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit.]
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
[cut to later]
[cut to Joey as Estelle, Joeys agent, approaches]
[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gangs attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]
[cut to outside of Central Perk]
[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]
[cut to the gang]
[cut to the end of the play]
[cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]
[cut to Chandler and Joeys apartment, Tommy is using the phone]
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
[cut back to the gang.]
[cut to Billy and Robin]
[Cut to Joey hanging up the phone in Vegas. He's wearing a Roman gladiator's uniform and goes over to join a family to pose for a picture. You see, he's apparently taken a job at Caesar's Palace.]
[cut to Rachel and Monica at the counter.]
[cut to outside of Central Perk]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney is dancing in the fat suit and after shaking her groove thing sits down in exhaustion.]
Monica: Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monicas apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
[cut to later in the game]
[cut to later]
[cut back to Joey on the beach towel]
[cut to Phoebe Sr.s house, from the last episode]
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.]
Joanna: Uh-oh, tunnel. (The phone gets cut off)
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
[Cut back to the present day.]
[cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen]
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
Joey: He cut off his ear.
Joey: Wow! Thats pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear cause he sucked. What else you got in there?
Ross: Okay, y'know what, lets just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
[Cut to later, Joey is returning from talking to Mr. Treeger.]
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, its actually Joey and Rachels. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.]
Joey: (to the guy operating the chipper) Hey! Hey!! (makes the cut it motion with his hands)
[cut to the living room where Mrs. Burkart is now performing.]