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Rachel: Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Rachel is returning from her date with Dave.]
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?
Meg: Well, I dont care about the divorces either, but I wouldnt date him. Its just that hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
Phoebe: Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldnt you want a date?
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Joshua: Yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Meg: Okay now I wouldnt date you because you seem a little creepy.
Monica: Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Joey: Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Hillary: You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!
[Scene: The hallway, Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date.]
Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Joey: Whoa, I didnt know we could date your sister!
Rachel: No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? Because I asked him to.
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Joey: Did she just ask me out on a date?
Ross: Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]
Jill: Yknow, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but Im not gonna date some random guy from your work.
Monica: So its okay to date a student.
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Chandler: I don't see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new Monica, who I just started to date. Now, who's to say what she wants?! Im right. I'm right. Am I right?
Rachel: Yeah! Its weird. But the thing is need to find a date.
Rachel: So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date.]
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
Burt: Theyre gonna fire you! You cant date a student! Its against the rules.
Rachel: See? Now, he could date her.
Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
[Scene: Hillarys apartment, Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date.]
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Rachel: Im not asking you to go on a date with him!
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
Joeys Date: Hi!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Ross: Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Phoebe: So how was, how was your date?
Joey: I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Joey: After she gave me that big speech?! She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? I think shes trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Phoebe: Well Its a date.
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Phoebe: I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
Chandler: A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Chandler: Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.
[Scene: Jen's apartment, Ross is picking her up for their date.]
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Ross: A date?
Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and theyre drinking wine.]
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Ross: A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?
Rachel: Oh no, I cant. I got a date.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
Joey: And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine.]
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
Rachel: Okay. Um ButOkay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.
Stu: Either that or shes just the best, most expensive date I ever had.
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Joey: They go on one date and youre worried about them getting married?! Hes not you!
Ross: Well, how was the date?
Phoebe: Yknow, just some good faith money to hold the date.
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Ross: Trying to date this woman.