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Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Ross: I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we cant date. Its against the rules. Its forbidden.
Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Chandler: Thats what you say at the end of a date.
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
Phoebe: Like a date type (looks at Rachel) person?
Rachel: Okay, I need a date! (runs to her bedroom)
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking with her second date, Jason.]
Phoebe: Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay? (she drags him away)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
Phoebe: Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Rachel: Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay thats, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, thats what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...
BEST MAN: (standing up) Yo! Can I have your attention, please, Best Man, making a toast here. Thank you. (clears throat, and starts reading his toast) I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel...
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, youre gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
Monica: Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.
Joey's Date: Ew, yknow what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.]
[Scene: Dots Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Chip is telling a story.]
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
Ross: Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon.
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Joey: Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over.... "Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is trying to find Rachel a date.]
Ross: The one with the cat. I gotta go, Ive got another date.
Phoebe: If shes no fun, why do you want to date her at all?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
[Scene: A street, Ross and Emily are walking home from a date.]
Ross: Well, I-I want to give her another chance, yknow? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that wasif she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasnt kidding, shes not fun, shes stupid, and kind of a racist.
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua.]
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? Were on a date.
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
Monica: Ohh. And I dont even have a date.
Ross: Yeah, all right, its a date. (He leaves)
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
Joey: I am (Looks in his date book.) free!
Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?
[Scene, A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date, drunk, and is leaving that answering machine message.]
Rachel: Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.
Rachel: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
[Scene: The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.]
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Chandler: And a date with a man!
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Rachel: Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!
Phoebe: All right. All right! If he wants a date? He's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in.
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Rachel is returning from her date with Dave.]
Meg: Well, I dont care about the divorces either, but I wouldnt date him. Its just that hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
Phoebe: Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldnt you want a date?
Joshua: Yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Meg: Okay now I wouldnt date you because you seem a little creepy.
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Monica: Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
Ross: Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!
Joey: Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
Hillary: You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.
Joey: Did she just ask me out on a date?
[Scene: The hallway, Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
Jill: Yknow, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but Im not gonna date some random guy from your work.
Joey: Whoa, I didnt know we could date your sister!
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Rachel: No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? Because I asked him to.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Monica: So its okay to date a student.