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Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
[Scene: Jen's apartment, Ross is picking her up for their date.]
Chandler: Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and theyre drinking wine.]
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Ross: A date?
Rachel: Oh no, I cant. I got a date.
Joey: And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
Ross: A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?
Joey: They go on one date and youre worried about them getting married?! Hes not you!
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Ross: Well, how was the date?
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine.]
Phoebe: Yknow, just some good faith money to hold the date.
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Rachel: Okay. Um ButOkay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Ross: Trying to date this woman.
Stu: Either that or shes just the best, most expensive date I ever had.
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
Joey: No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
Ross: Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentines Day? Whats going on, huh? Girl trouble?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.
Mona's Date: Oh, its okay.
Mona's Date: Its awfully pink. (Ross mouths, "Its salmon!")
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his date.]
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Rachel: My due date is in one week!
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Ross: I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.
Joey: Its pretty, Okay date of birth?
Joey: Date of birth?
Joey: Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Ross: so how'd the date go?
Phoebe: oh umm Mike's picking me up for a date.
Ross: I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
Joey: listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.
Joey: (Realizes that he has forgotten all about the double date) Oh my God!
[Scene: Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date.]
Mona's Date: Oh umm, I-I dont know if I want to wear a womans shirt.
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.
Rachel: Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date.
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up. A waiter walks past him.]
Ross: Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower
JOEY: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
Rachel: This is the worst date ever. How could you set me up with this creep?
Rachel: Oh my god, this is the worst date ever!
Ross: Monica told me you had a blind date.
Rachel: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I wish my date hadn't shown up.
Rachel: Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show.
Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!
Joeys Date: Sorry about that, but I couldnt get that lock to work on the door.
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
[Scene: A restaurant, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date. Chandler is yawning.]
Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. Ill take care of everything.
Joey: Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date!
Chandler: I'd love to stay, but I have eh... (points at the cup) got a hot date... (starts to leave)
Mike: I have a date.
Chandler: Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
Phoebe: You have a... You have a date? With who?
Joey: Yeah. It's actually our first official date
Chandler: How was your date with Joey?
Rachel: OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...
Ross: Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!
[Scene: A restaurant. Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah. They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two. Their waiter approaches with two plates.]
Ross: Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?
[Scene: Another restaurant. Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve. Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy.]
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
[Scene: Delmonico's. Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine. The waiter comes up to him again.]
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
Rachel: Hi... I'm on a date...