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Chandler: Hey, we haven't been on a second date, she needs to hear me pee?
Ross: Second date!
Joshua: Yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.
Meg: Okay now I wouldnt date you because you seem a little creepy.
Monica: Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Joey: Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Hillary: You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!
Joey: Did she just ask me out on a date?
[Scene: The hallway, Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date.]
Ross: Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]
Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Jill: Yknow, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but Im not gonna date some random guy from your work.
Joey: Whoa, I didnt know we could date your sister!
Rachel: No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? Because I asked him to.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Chandler: I don't see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new Monica, who I just started to date. Now, who's to say what she wants?! Im right. I'm right. Am I right?
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Monica: So its okay to date a student.
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Rachel: Yeah! Its weird. But the thing is need to find a date.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date.]
Rachel: So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Rachel: See? Now, he could date her.
Burt: Theyre gonna fire you! You cant date a student! Its against the rules.
[Scene: Hillarys apartment, Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date.]
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Rachel: Im not asking you to go on a date with him!
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
Ross: Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her
Joeys Date: Hi!
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Phoebe: So how was, how was your date?
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Joey: I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.
Phoebe: Well Its a date.
Joey: After she gave me that big speech?! She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? I think shes trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Phoebe: I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
Chandler: A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
[Scene: Jen's apartment, Ross is picking her up for their date.]
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Chandler: Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and theyre drinking wine.]
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Joey: They go on one date and youre worried about them getting married?! Hes not you!
Ross: A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?
Ross: A date?
Rachel: Oh no, I cant. I got a date.
Joey: And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
Ross: Well, how was the date?
Phoebe: Yknow, just some good faith money to hold the date.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine.]
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
Rachel: Okay. Um ButOkay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Ross: Trying to date this woman.
Stu: Either that or shes just the best, most expensive date I ever had.
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Joey: No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?