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CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
(David and Phoebe sit down at a table close to Chandler and Monica's)
David: Yeah, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. That's uhm... one seventieth of a karat. And the clarity is uhm... is quite poor.
Emily: And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. Yeah. And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesnt wear a cup.
David: Well, remember how I was trying to achieve the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?
Directed by: Ben Weiss Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcript by: David Buehrle
Ross: Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? (Shakes his head around, pretending like hes jamming.)
Written by: Scott Silveri Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Christoph P�per
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: (shouts after David) Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!
David: -hard quality. And uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Then, uh, that-that-that's when you started yelling. (Sits down)
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Directed by: David Schwimmer (Yeah, that David Schwimmer.)
David: Ahh! Sh(Beep)it that hurt!
Originally written by Marta Kauffman and David Crane Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu] Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
David: No, but I can't-
David: (noticing Phoebe) Oh my God!
David: ...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
Monica: David who?
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make
Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
David: Phoebe?
David: Really? Because I think about you all the time.
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
David: I mean, theres a statue in Minsk
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is running up to meet David.]
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
Phoebe: ThatIts not the same thing! This is totally different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, hes very special to me.
David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, yknow, next time youre in Minsk umm
David: Bye Phoebe. (He gets in and the cab drives off. Joey walks up and witnesses that event.)
David: I-I do though.
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I cant miss my flight.
David: July. Umm, (He speaks Russian.)
(David smiles.)
Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00!
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
David: For me, I have a hard time with le Blanc in particular. When-whenI mean when
(David and Matt just lose it then.)
David: No! Come on!
David: Now, we should go back and take the other line.
David: Okay, were good.
David: Le Blanc.
David: Yeah!
(David is laughing.)
David: Well thank you so much.
David: Hes gone. Hes
(Monica (Courtney Cox) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) are laughing. That then causes Lisa and Jennifer come out of character and start laughing hysterically. And that finally causes David Schwimmer to come out of character and start laughing as well. Matthew decides to sing along now as well.)
David: That is too much!
Phoebe: David Lynn.
Monica: Whos David Lynn?
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, David has a cab waiting to take him to the airport and hes saying goodbye to Phoebe.]
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?
David: We enjoy watching each other. And I settle for watching each others performance, and we like each other.
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! David!
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?
David: Damn it!
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage? (David thinks for a while)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
Monica: You have to tell David!
David: Wow, you look even... more beautiful than you did yesterday.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine.]
David: No... no...
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
David: ...it's uhm... i-it's two on each cheek and uhm... and one on the lips.
David: But... ergo...
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
David: Oh... oh...
David: No... well, yeah.
David: In Minsk...
Phoebe: Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just , I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking: Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible.
David: But... I-I-It's nice... A-a-and... nice is good. A-a-and good is not bad, ergo, w-w-we should keep kissing.
Phoebe: (points to David) And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
Phoebe: No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days.
David: Oh, uh... we just uh... happen to wear the same shade.
David: Oh, you're going to Minsk?
Phoebe: Stop it! Stop it, before someone gets really hurt! (they stop and Phoebe gets David's jacket and gives it to him) Here David, you should just go.
David: Right... Goodbye Phoebe. (Makes a move to kiss her.)
David: Why? Wh-What are you going to do about it?
David: Really? Well, if you do, come in the spring. It's just lovely there.
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
David: Yeah, I-I don't, I can't get away with stuff like that. I-I-It sounded sexy in my head, so I...
David: Yeah, hes saying Da-Da.
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
David: Ah well, I-I'm seeing someone.
David: Well, after eight years of research I discovered that it can't be done.
David: Do you wanna get a drink?
(Charlie and Rachel arrive. They see David and Phoebe leave)