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Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Produced by: Robert Carlock & Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?
David: Damn it!
Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage? (David thinks for a while)
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! David!
Monica: You have to tell David!
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
David: Wow, you look even... more beautiful than you did yesterday.
David: Oh... oh...
David: No... well, yeah.
David: No... no...
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
David: In Minsk...
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine.]
David: ...it's uhm... i-it's two on each cheek and uhm... and one on the lips.
David: But... ergo...
Phoebe: No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days.
Phoebe: Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just , I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking: Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
David: But... I-I-It's nice... A-a-and... nice is good. A-a-and good is not bad, ergo, w-w-we should keep kissing.
Phoebe: (points to David) And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.
David: Oh, uh... we just uh... happen to wear the same shade.
Phoebe: Stop it! Stop it, before someone gets really hurt! (they stop and Phoebe gets David's jacket and gives it to him) Here David, you should just go.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
David: Oh, you're going to Minsk?
David: Right... Goodbye Phoebe. (Makes a move to kiss her.)
David: Why? Wh-What are you going to do about it?
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
David: Really? Well, if you do, come in the spring. It's just lovely there.
David: Well, after eight years of research I discovered that it can't be done.
David: Yeah, hes saying Da-Da.
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
David: Phoebe! Hi!
David: Good, good, life is good...
Phoebe: David?
David: Wow, you look unbelievable.
David: Yeah, I-I don't, I can't get away with stuff like that. I-I-It sounded sexy in my head, so I...
David: Ah well, I-I'm seeing someone.
David: Do you wanna get a drink?
David: You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.
David: Yeah, I know. Well... this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that, but do you have some place that you need to be right now?
Rachel: No, that's David.
David: Great.
David: Yeah, I don't know why, I'm sorry, I guess I just didn't want to lose face.
Phoebe: I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.
(Charlie and Rachel arrive. They see David and Phoebe leave)
David: (to Chandler) Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?
David: That's great! That's great! I-I'll propose to her!
David: I'm sorry, uh... I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know... Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?
David: Mike is your ex... uh... boyfriend!
David: Sorry, I just... I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe...
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
David: It's ok. Ho-honest mistake.
David: (after a while) How do you think I should propose?
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Joey: Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in (Joey, Chandler and David leave)
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight!
David: Do you smell beets?
Chandler: David, I'm pretending to read here!!
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe.
David: Well, I'm back from Minsk... permanently.
Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should, I'm not gonna stand in the way of that and neither should you.
David: It's David, actually!
David: But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
David: I have a question I was kinda gonna ask her myself.
David: (annoyed) Ok, would you care for my seat as well?
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh, I have... something I wanna say.
(Phoebe and David walk in)
David: Phoebe, will you marry me?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Mike: Sorry David, but she really has to know this.
David: I have a ring.
David: Alright, but after this I want to see you outside. If the rain stops.
David: Ok, I'm gonna take off.
David: Uhm... Ha ha!
Phoebe: David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
David: Just so I know, if I had asked first...
Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? (doing David) "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..." Spit it out, David!
David: (turns around) Hi Mike!
Monica: David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.
(Ross is dumbfounded to see Mike instead of David)
Part I Written by: Greg Malins Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: I mean... (David kisses Phoebe on the cheek, makes his way to the door and turns around again)
Monica: This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!
(David produces the ring. At the same time, Mike walks in, behind David)
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
David: Damn it! I-I'm sorry. I-I don't mean that. I-I want you to be happy... But only with me. No, uhm... that's not fair. Uh, who cares, leave him!. Oh, I don't mean that. Yes I do... I'm sorry Uhm, I... I think I should probably uhm... go...
David: Well, i-it's okay. I-I-I understand... Well, s... well, are you happy with this guy?
David: Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.
(David puts his napkin up to his mouth and starts laughing at his own line. Matt notices him after a while and starts laughing as well.)
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Directed by: Kevin Bright Transcribed by: Kreidy
Teleplay by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Story by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: So, ehm... I'm proposing to Pheobe tonight. (Removes a ring box from his pocket and opens it to show Chandler the ring)
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
David: She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and... well, it's actually because of you, really, that we're together, I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy, and I just said "Boy, I want that".