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Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
JOEY: Huh? Days of our Lives picked up my option.
[Scene: At a writer's desk. The writer is working on a script for Days of Our Lives.]
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
Joey: Ah! I'm an actor! I can memorize anything! Last week on "Days" I had to say "Frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy".
Nina: I dont know. For the past couple days, people have been avoiding me and giving me these really strange looks.
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Rachel: Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like back one of these days.
Lauren: I used to umm, schedule my classes so I could watch Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.]
PHOEBE: No. No, he is my submaring guy. He resurfaces like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together. Only this time he's coming for two weeks. Two whole weeks, which means yay.
Ross: Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in an Irish accent) Two days of darts, itll be great!
JOEY: Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this Chandler, ten years! I mean, Days of Our Lives. That's actually on television.
The Interviewer: So, according to your bio, youve done quite a bit of work before Days of Our Lives. Anything youre particularly proud of?
PHOEBE: Ok, ok, ok. Ooh, hey 'new doc on the block, Days of Our Lives' Joey Tribbiani.' Ooh, cool picture.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there including Janice, theyre watching Happy Days.]
Monica: Phoebe, its been two days.
Joey: Were playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Phoebe Sr: Well, yeah! I mean yeah, but only for three days.
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
Phoebe: Of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!
Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I don't know this one.
Joey: I know. It was so cool when I was up there before. Me and Jim Belushi would just be crackin up about something Then I get fired off of Days Of Our Lives and he takes me down. Now hes just laughing at me. Look at him, that smug Belushi bastard, Ill
Joey: I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
Ross: He hasnt gotten out of that chair in two days.
Phoebe: Oh did youwhat did youdid you work for two days straight?
Rachel: You mean, you mean 30 days?
Monica: A couple of days.
Monica: Oh no, two days, you must be bummed.
Chandler: Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack�a�a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days. (How many cigarettes are there in one pack and how many packs in one carton in the US?) But it�s over, I made a decision, I�m not gonna smoke anymore.
JOEY: Yeah, my agent just called me with an audition for Days of Our Lives!
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
JOEY: Hey, I'll be alright. I mean it's not like I'm starting from sqare one. I was Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives. Heh? I mean that's gotta have some kind of cache.
Monica: They torn it down a few days early.
JOEY: It really hit me last night. I'm gonna be on Days of our Lives. And then I started thinkin' about all of u, and how these are the days of our lives..
Ross: (Holding him back.)Dad, dad, please. Look I dont want anything to upset Emily tonight. Alright, she's had a hard enough couple of days as it is. (Picks up the bill.) Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?
Joey: Why would you need to say hi to them, youve been feeding them for four days?
Fat Monica: I think his begging days are over now that he's going out with Nancy Branson.
(Dan turns on the TV and the Happy Days theme song comes on.)
Rachel: Well, I guess I could take a couple days off work.
Chandler: Joey, its been three days, okay.. Your just a little homesick, Okay. Would you just try to relax. Just, just try to enjoy yourself.
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
Ross: Why-why cant you take a couple of days off?
Rachel: He left work in the middle of the day to do a personal errand and left you in charge when youve been working here two days? Thats not, thats not right.
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]
Monica: Hey, Joey, I dont think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean its only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. Youve got to spread it out a little, you know. Havent you ever been unemployed?
Rachel: (interrupting him and seeing Joey) Oh my God! Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives, just walked in here!
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Rachel: Uh, its from yore. Like the days of yore. Yknow?
Joey: (to the fan) So, you saw me on Days Of Our Lives huh? Want me to, want me to do a little Dr. Drake Remoray for ya?
Joey: (smiling) I don't know. This little, old lady lives for my career. When they dumped me off of Days of Our Lives she almost died.
MONICA: This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment. There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.
Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!
MONICA: Oh, because, um . . .� well, Chandler's going to be home in a couple of days.� So, I thought I would, you know, practice the art of seduction.
Phoebe: Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, yknow? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?
Phoebe: I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Rachel: Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?
Joey: Two days ago.
Joey: Well, since you ask. They want me back on Days of Our Lives!
Joey: Well, these really are the days of our lives.
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
Kristen: Well Joey doesnt like to talk about it but, hes one of the stars of Days Of Our Lives.
Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Mr. Geller: (overacting) Thats a good one! Do you hear that Ross? Three days!
Ben: (answering him) Eight whole days.
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Phoebe: Oh yknow whats sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that.
Monica: Yeah, you're my husband. I'm not gonna live in a different state than you for 208 days out of the year.
Phoebe: Well thats only two days away. What is the other option?
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Joey: Okay. I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives!
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
Announcer: Presenting the award for Favorite Supporting Actress is Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives. (Applause as Joey angrily walks to the podium and eyes the trophy.)
Chandler: Yes, I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days Of Our Lives.
Courtney: It is one of those days!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the gang is watching Joeys debut on Days.]
Monica: I wanted to do this days ago so I think I should go first.
Joey: (reading) Three down, Days Of Our Lives star blank Tribbiani. Thats me!! Im blank!!
Monica: No. I dont think that you and I were destined to end up together. I think that we fell in love and work hard at our relationship. Some days we work really hard.
Joey: Oh! Maybe its because Im on television. Im an actor on Days of Our Lives.
Chandler: Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives?
Rachel: Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?
Rachel: That is seven days!
Amy: Oh my god. You're on Days of Our Lives.
The Interviewer: (returning) Oh wait! I almost forgot. We have to ask everybody this. Other than Days of Our Lives, whats your favorite soap opera?
Monica: So you're gonna be gone four days a week? (Thinks about it.) No.
Dr. Long: So, eight days late huh?
Rachel: I know. Days of Our Lives, thank you very much.
Monica: Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!
Mona: Huh, could you imagine. I go away for a few days, and come back, and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! (Mona laughs yes again!)
Monica:: he has to work, there's some rush on the big (pause, thinks) ah damn it one of these days I'm really gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job.
Phoebe: Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?
Phoebe: No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days.
Prospective nanny: That's cool. But... but if you do, I'm gonna need three days notice.
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.