words in movies
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.