words in movies
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?